The 100; a panfandom game

Note to self: do not go into any surprise portals alone if you can help it. I should know this by now.

You know, now that I've been sitting on it for a few hours, I'm starting to think auditioning for a play with a dirty shanty taught to me by a drunken half-naked pirate maybe wasn't the most well-mannered thing I could've done.

Oh well.


FRIENDS:

I've been out of the Fade for a couple days now and I still feel like I'm going to throw up. I'm at my limit for the amount of times I want to walk in there physically and have a demon remind me that gruesome murder follows me around like the plague.

FOGGY NELSON:

If you hurt Alison, I will destroy your life.

You do know she's married, right?

MATT MURDOCK:

You're Foggy Nelson's... what, his handler or something? Yeah?

I just want to thank everyone who auditioned for The Pirates of Penzance!

We had a wonderful turnout and you can expect the casting to be posted officially in the next couple of days. We're also still looking for additional members of the pirates, the police and Major-General Stanley's daughters, so if you've never been on stage before but would love to give it a try, feel free to sign up!



[ooc: still taking signups for people who were there on monday! click here to audition]

Uh -- what the hell is this place?

Am I

FILTERED TO ABBIE MILLS:

Hello, Abbie?

This is Dr. Tam, down in medical. There's a man here who [...] claims he knows you and wants to see you. Goes by the name of "Ichabod Crane"?

He's highly belligerent and isn't interested in anything I have to say. Please collect him at your earliest convenience.


As in, now.

Unless he's not a friend, in which case I'd be happy to sedate him for several hours.

FILTERED TO SERENITY:

他妈的我的仙人掌。 I'm a trauma surgeon, not a welcome committee.

LEADERSHIP:

Hi. Is there anyone I can talk to about getting my work assignment changed? I'd like to take Dr. Crusher's midwife classes but I'm working two jobs right now and she's worried I'll be stretched thin if I try to do all three.

GWEN STACEY & FLASH THOMPSON:

Okay guys, so I'm trying to take my mind off auditions yesterday, and we've been talking about playing Go Fish.

You two game?

I've been here two months now. Many of us have. I was thinking about it today, about how far we've all come and about how much has changed for all of us. This isn't an easy thing for any of us to get used to, whether we were brought here by means we don't understand yet, or whether you're from this world and have to try to figure out how we all fit into your world. You've all been incredibly welcoming and helpful, and for that, I'm very appreciative.

What I've seen here is really inspiring, to tell you the truth. We've created a community here. We've been helping each other out, we've been trying to make this a better place to live for all of us. We'll even have a play, which I'm pretty excited to watch. I've gotten to meet a bunch of incredible people I never would have met before, and I get to see old friends again. If just two months can be this monumental, I can't wait to see what'll happen in two more.

NATASHA & CLINT:

What do you think our roommate would want to do with three large boxes of condoms?

RESCUE & RECOVERY:

All right guys. We've got a little bit of a problem. About 10 minutes ago, radars went crazy pinging us about a new pod. It's dangerously close to Mount Weather, and it made a lot of noise when it came in.

Now we know there's a werewolf out there, and we know that werewolf slaughtered a whole village so I understand if you don't want to volunteer for this. We need a small team, no more than six, to head out and retrieve the person inside the pod. We're not yanking parts of the pod for now. It's in our territory so we're pretty sure any Grounders would stay clear. We can do that come sun up.

Meet me in the staircase by the tunnel exit, and we'll head out from there.