11:01 AM
Sent Leo to play out in the backyard this morning while I fixed myself some coffee.
What's the one thing I told him not to play with? The hose.
What was he playing with when I got outside with my coffee? The hose.
So now I have a whiny and damp five-year-old up in his room (not his ROOM with all his TOYS!) claiming he "forgot" he wasn't supposed to play with it.
Anyone wanna buy a five-year-old? Housebroken, occasionally comes when called, will eat anything except vegetables. Knows most of the lyrics to "Everything is Awesome!"
What's the one thing I told him not to play with? The hose.
What was he playing with when I got outside with my coffee? The hose.
So now I have a whiny and damp five-year-old up in his room (not his ROOM with all his TOYS!) claiming he "forgot" he wasn't supposed to play with it.
Anyone wanna buy a five-year-old? Housebroken, occasionally comes when called, will eat anything except vegetables. Knows most of the lyrics to "Everything is Awesome!"