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Who: Anna and Kenzi
What: Punching creeps and making friends
When: 10 July 2020
Where: Random bar
Warnings: Creep at the bar but otherwise low
Status: Partner Thread | Complete

( Nice one. You okay? )

Who: Kenzi & Katou
What: Sharing 'What To Do After You Die' advice
When: Recently!
Where: A not particularly special watering hole
Rating/Warnings: Mentions of death, language
Status: Complete!

( Out with the old, in with the new. )

Who: Ruby & Kenzi
What: Coming to check on Ruby with some Oreos and milk (the ultimate cure-all)
When: A day or two after the full moon
Where: Granny's B&B
Rating/Warnings: Crass language and reference to the Big Bad Wolf eating people
Status: Complete

( I’ll always and forever be concerned for you when there’s a reason to be. )

Who: Killian & Kenzi (plus appearances by Regina and Garcian)
What: A sibling dance of bonding at the Jones Wedding
When: Tonight
Where: The Jolly Roger
Rating/Warnings: Mentions of death, language, Hawke is somewhere being the ass-grabbing fairy
Status: Complete!

( He didn’t have a mother for the ‘mother-groom’ traditional dance but he had a sister who was more than willing to step in and improvise. )

Who: Kenzi & Garcian Smith, with Killian & Regina
What: Kenzi dies, and Garcie's summoned for a battle of wills against a valkyrie over her soul
When: This morning
Where: Casa de Disney Villains
Rating/Warning: Death, language, Kenzi being ecstatic she didn't poop herself
Status: Complete!

( He wouldn’t stop until he felt a heartbeat under his hands. )

Who: Bo & Kenzi
What: Besties making up after some dream weirdness
When: Before the Diablo Plot
Where: The Nightcrawler
Rating/Warnings: Feels, language, mentions of death
Status: Complete!

( I’m sorry that I was a bad friend, and a bad everything. )

Who: Garcian & Kenzi
What: Meeting face-to-face, in prep for any potential death experience
When: Today
Where: House of Disney Villainy
Rating/Warnings: Mostly safe - some talk of their odd respective dreamworlds and death (plus mention of dildos and zombie hookers, how great)
Status: Complete

( We’ll see how good you are with at least using phallic weapons, then. You’re gonna get creaaaaaamed. )

Who: Ruby & Kenzi
What: Reunited and catching up over drinks, with some dream talk
When: This weekend
Where: A snazzy burlesque club in the OC
Rating/Warnings: Mostly low, unless dirty-titled drinks are offensive
Status: Complete

( Stop being so in lesbians with me. )

WHO: Birkhoff & Kenzi
WHEN: Earlier this month
WHERE: Birkhoff's place
WHAT: Kenzi wakes from distressing dreams with unfortunate keepsakes.
WARNINGS: mentions of dream character death
STATUS: Complete

( But still, breakfast margarita-kale smoothies. )

Who: Bo & Kenzi
What: Bonding and parental discussions
When: Not long after Bo returned from her honeymoon
Where: Lara & Bo's
Rating/Warnings: Low
Status: Complete!

( You’re my sister, and neither of us are alone here. )

Who: Usagi and Kenzi
What: Usagi transforms for Kenzi!
When: Today!
Where: A park
Rating/Warnings: n/a
Status: Completed.

( What. The. Eff. )

Who: Henry and Kenzi
What: A ghost interrupts what should be an evening of drinks and talking
When: Recently
Where: Local bar
Rating/Warnings Lowish mostly
Status: Complete!

( Henry was trying not to stare )

Who: Killian & Kenzi, with Galina Malikov
What: Galina's bullshit is uncovered by Killian, and Kenzi throws her out
When: Today
Where: JR Investigations
Rating/Warnings: Language, references to past child abuse
Status: Complete!

( Killian didn’t stop her, not a bit, not throughout Kenzi’s tirade - which was well deserved, in his opinion. )

Who: Kenzi & Caleb
What: Birkhoff's bff meets the girlfriend on a rare day that he's not being a homebody
When: Sometime in April
Where: Birkhoff's plaaaace
Rating/Warnings: Ghost talk, that's about it
Status: Complete

( Thank god. That’d be super awkward if you were Birkhoff’s other girlfriend. )

Who: Usagi and Kenzi!
What: Hanging out and buying adorable things!
When: The 22nd!
Where: Some awesome shop for nerds and geeks!
Rating/Warnings: Just a little language on Kenzi's part?
Status: Complete!

( she’d been all about that thug life )

Who: Regina & Killian, with Henry, Kenzi and Baby Jones at the end
What: Evil Queen and Captain Hook wake up in a mirror realm - with a dragon
When: This morning
Where: Mirror Realm, then Casa of Villainy
Rating/Warnings: Innuendo, language
Status: Complete!

( In the meantime, he’d just let the dragon play with his food for a bit. Killian was nothing if not a tricky distraction. )

WHO: Birkhoff & Kenzi
WHEN: The Invasion
WHERE: Birkhoff's Lawn
WHAT: Husk's make their way to Birkhoff's; couple bonding time.
WARNINGS: Birkhoff's continuing inappropriate boner at Kenzi awesomeness
STATUS: Complete

( Were those zombies outside? )

Who: Kenzi, Bo, Lara and NPC!Sam
What: A surprise hand-fasting ceremony!
When: Valentine's Day
Where: A beach
Warnings: Family friendly, unless you're allergic to fluffy cuteness

( Ever since the idea had come to her and Kenzi had agreed to help her make it happen, Bo had been nervous about it. )

Who: Bo & Kenzi
What: Reuniting after Bo's mysterious disappearing memory-swiping act
When: After Bo's return
Where: Croft Manor
Rating/Warnings: Pretty low
Status: Complete!

( Did someone - or something - magically roofie you or whatever, maybe? )

Who: Killian & Kenzi
What: Kenzi shows off her latest dream gift, which is cream that leads to the creation of sparkly dicks and boobs
When: Today, I think!
Where: JR Investigations
Rating/Warnings: Besides sparkly dicks and boobs, none
Status: Complete

( Perhaps one day we’ll run into your hunk of chocolate on the street and I’ll finally get to see him. )

Who: Kenzi & Birkhoff
What: Birkhoff shows off the new place and the bedroom that's going to be Kenzi's walk-in closet, what a guy
When: Recently~
Where: Birkhoff's
Rating/Warning: Low unless stripping for Mario Kart offends you
Status: Complete!

( I could stand to see sunlight more than once a week. Perhaps breathe some fresh air on occasion. )

Who: Trevelyan & Kenzi (and the bog unicorn)
What: Visiting with baked goods, apples, and a glass dildo for the coffee table
When: Last weekend?
Where: Haus in Anaheim
Rating/Warnings: Low, unless phallic centerpieces are offensive
Status: Complete

( Awww, Boggy likey apple? )

Who: Killian, Hawke, and Kenzi
What: Picking up some Rat Droppings ale turns into A MISTLETOE ATTACK
When: Today, probs
Where: The Hanged Man
Rating/Warnings: Crudeness, as usual
Status: Complete

( Oh my god, barf, you two. )

Who: Kenzi, Lara and Bo
What: Paying a visit to Bo's adoptive parents to attempt to possibly mend bridges. Things go better than anticipated.
When: Early December
Where: Bo's childhood home in Canada
Warnings: Feels. Lots and lots of feels.

( She's a hero. She's our hero. )

Who: Royal Pirate Family + Liam, who randomly appears!
What: Wish granted
When: Yesterday, the 15th
Where: Haus of Disney Villainy
Rating/Warnings: Loads of feels
Status: Complete

( For a moment, everything was downright perfect. Bling and all. )

Who: Kenzi and Bo
What: Discussing some parental issues and making some life decisions over a feast of pizza, breadsticks and lava cakes.
When: Today?
Where: Croft Manor
Warnings: Pretty low

( By now they had perfected the art of translating each other’s ravenous gibberish. Hashtag Bestie Goals. )

Who: Midna & Kenzi with babbeh Meara
What: Midna assists with the messy trials of aunthood
When: Recently
Where: Casa de Disney Villains
Rating/Warnings: Low except projectile baby poop
Status: Complete

( Next time she’d have to wear a mask, goggles, and a poncho. Protective and disposable wear. )

Who: Kenzi, Lara and Bo
What: Wedding discussions are interrupted by Bo's underfae devolution, but Kenzi saves the day by assprovising!
When: Last week
Where: A bar
Warnings: PG-13ish, with a brief needle to Bo's butt

( Rite of passage, some kind of fae horseshit. Couldn’t she just go through another awkward stage of acne and hair in weird places? )

Who: Henry and Kenzi
What: Kenzi needs a favor for a wedding present
When: Recently
Where: Henry's Apartment
Rating/Warnings: Low/None; Some haunting shennanigans
Status: Complete!


( You get the Keeping Me Company While I was Heartless Rate. )

WHO: Birkhoff & Kenzi
WHEN: October sometime
WHERE: Birkhoff's place
WHAT: Netflix and Chill
WARNINGS: FTB Adult situations
STATUS: Complete

( It was their week off, right?  )

Who: Bo & Kenzi
What: Dress shopping for the bride-to-be
When: Saturday
Where: Bridal boutique
Rating/Warnings: Low!
Status: Complete!

( Yeah, pretty sure finding a dress that can handle my boobs will be the actual trick. )

Who: Regina, Kenzi & Caroline
What: Introductions over sangria
When: This afternoon
Where: House of Villainy
Rating/Warning: It's pretty low
Status: Complete!

( Kenzi did expect some kind of fulfillment to the cliche, honestly - maybe something pale with sunken eyes, a sparkle here or there, some kind of black clothing expressing their deep and inner woes of their immortal existence. )

Who: Birkhoff & 'Kenzi,' whom get interrupted by Killian and the actual Kenzi
What: Inari gets hers, bye Felicia
When: Backdated to this log, before the sickness plot
Where: Birkhoff's abode
Rating/Warnings: High for violence, blood and a fae getting chainsawed
Status: Complete!

( He was trying to avoid the notion of the dead kitsune on his floor that looked like his girlfriend right then, or the semi-dead pirate too, because honestly everything was just a mess. )

Who: Regina & Killian, with the debut of a normal Kenzi
What: A pirate captain's bleeding from his face
When: Today
Where: Their home
Rating/Warnings: None, aside from gory sickness
Status: Complete!

( You shouldn’t touch me, and I’m not going to breathe on you. )

Who: Killian and Kenzi, except not
What: Killian figures out there's something a little weird about his sister - and comes to a conclusion
When: Tonight
Where: Casa de Disney Villains (Regina & Killian's)
Rating/Warnings: Lowish, mainly
Status: Complete!

( The board was set, pieces in place, and at one point she made a wrong move but it wasn’t over just yet. )

Who: Tas and Kenzi
What: Pokéhunting!
When: Recently
Where: Along the pier
Rating/Warning: Low/none
Status: Complete

( Thanks Obama? )

Who: The Pirate Siblings (Killian & Kenzi)
What: Framing the PI license, and talking about important stuff - oh, and Kenzi has a weird rash
When: Yesterday, somewhere's around there
Where: The houseboat which has been turned into JR Investigations
Rating/Warnings: Fairly low
Status: Complete

( Welp, that was an outburst that oozed sibling love, didn’t it? )

Who: Kenzi & Birkhoff
What: Running into demons on the way to their first date, nbd
When: First day of the Breach Plot
Where: In the middle of the road, ~traffic jam~
Rating/Warnings: Language, demons, hilarity
Status: Complete!

( I got enough visions of you as some super fashionable assassin in heels without adding a concealed gun to the mix. )

Who: Bo & Kenzi
What: Bo announces her engagement, and a blast from the comes past to hit her in the face - literally
When: Early July after the demons
Where: A bar, where boozing happens
Rating/Warnings: Some violence and language
Status: Complete!

( I think I told you about a guy that I beat within an inch of his life? Well. He’s here. )

Who: Killian, Regina, and Kenzi
What: There's a rift beneath the water, mermaids are swimming out, and that's not good
When: Tonight
Where: Jones Family Houseboat
Rating/Warnings: Homemade bombs and really unfriendly mermaids, like, you don't want these to be part of your world
Status: Complete

( What the heck are you two even WEARING? )

Who: Katou and Kenzi
When: Recently
What: Kenzi comes across a busker
Where: Downtown somewhere
Ratings/Warnings: Fairly low. Some fetish talk.
Status: Complete

( Maybe if you play some sappy Bruno Mars song you’ll get more moolah in your cup. )

Who: Jess and Kenzi
What: Drinking, and an intro to the OC
When: Early May
Where: Local bar
Rating/Warning: Low/None
Status: Complete

( How many pictures could she take of beautiful beaches? And, really: Was all of the sun necessary? )

Who: Killian & Kenzi
What: Mementos from the Ireland trip, and talk of their family PI business
When: Uh, recently? Today?
Where: The houseboat
Rating/Warnings: SIBLING FEELS, that is all
Status: Complete

( Her challenge? No glitter. They were advertising their intel-gleaning services, not titty tassels. )

WHO: Birkhoff & Kenzi
WHEN: Today
WHERE: Birkhoff's beach home
WHAT: Brain surgery complete; Birkhoff gets a sitter
RATING/WARNINGS: None; minor mention of surgery
STATUS: Complete

( I will valiantly kill the evil little thing that had the potential to fry your fat brain )

Who: Tasslehoff and Kenzi
When: Before Killian's return.
Where: Regina's house/crypt
What: Kenzi takes Tas to see Killian
Ratings/Warnings: Low/talk of character death
Status: Complete

( Wow, that was really a handkerchief. That he yanked from his pocket. )

Who: Regina, Kenzi, Neal, and Killian (with guest appearances by several dead people), also featuring NPC!Hades
What: Doing whatever it takes to bring back one soul
When: Today!
Where: Under County, CA
Rating/Warnings: Medium-ish for talk of murder, lots of FEELS, splitting a heart, Hades is a troll
Status: Complete

( Do you mind? I'm getting a pedicure here. )

Who: Bobo & Kenzi
What: Talks after Killian's death
When: Early/Mid April
Where: Bo's Crackshack
Rating/Warnings: Lowish
Status: Complete!

( Takes a bullshitter to know a bullshitter. )

Who: Birkhoff & Kenzi
What: Kill chips, Underworld Cruises, PokeTekken - oh myyy!
When: Let's say recent
Where: Birkhoff's abode
Rating/Warning: It's taaaame
Status: Complete!

( Shall we battle to the death with small collectible creatures to distract from the insanity our lives have become? )

Who: Trevelyan, Kenzi, Regina, Emma Swan, and Henry Townshend (with ghost Hook)
What: A seance, to contact the deceased Killian
When: This weekend sometime
Where: Regina's crypt
Rating/Warnings: Mostly low - some creepy ghost shit and Max is possessed for a little bit
Status: Complete

( Ghoulies and ghosts, wherever you dwell, give us a sign by ringing a bell! )

Who: Trevelyan & Kenzi, with a brief ghost!Killian cameo
What: Maxy's magic takes an interesting turn in the face of trouble
When: Tonight
Where: Trashy diner-bar and outside of it
Rating/Warnings: Some creep-o's dying, that's about it
Status: Complete

( Maybe he was trying to make contact, or maybe he was saying goodbye - not forever, just a brief farewell. Until we meet again, right? )