Logs

Who: Jaina, Neena and Natasha
What: Getting Jaina to Calm Her Tits
When: October 2nd
Where: The desert
Rating: PG-13
Status: Complete.


( I wish this thing had the power to bring them back. )

Who: Jaina and Neena
What: Donuts and coffee oh my
When: Shortly after Neena got out of the pokey
Where: Neena's
Status: Complete
Rating: PG-13 for light flirting

( I can’t be THAT much older than you. And hey, medically I’m like 28 now. )

Who: Jaina, Aria and Neena
What: The Morning After
When: Sometime before Deathwing
Where: Aria’s
Status: Complete
Rating: R for Isabela mostly

( What time is it even? )

Who: Logan and Neena
What: Logan checks on Neena
When: 12/25
Where: Neena's
Status: complete
Rating: PG-13, suicidal ideation

( I don't have anything to use for a nose, we'll have to improvise. )

Who: Logan and Dom
What: Chatting
Where: Dom's recovery facility
When: early July
Status: Complete
Rating PG-13

( I even came with a warning label. )

Who: Neena and Rose
What: Blowing up a bar.
When: On Easter Sunday, during The Great Peepening
Where: Neena's Bar
Rating/Warnings: Uh... PG-13 to be on the safe side?
Status: Complete

( You think we should have brought more ammunition? )

Who: Yondu and Neena
When: During the Orc plot
Where: In town somewhere
What: Fighting Orcs like the badasses they are
Rating/Warnings: Language, violence
Status: Incomplete but closed.

( If someone had told Yondu several years ago that he'd be living in California and fighting Orcs in the streets like something out of a movie, he'd have laughed his ass off and told them to quit smoking pot. )

Who: Neena, Logan, Jaina Proudmoore
What: Neena wakes up and gets the sitrep
When: Yesterday
Where: Irvine General
Rating/Warnings: Mentions of blood, injury, etc.
Status: Complete!

( ... why does my mouth taste like a stale donut? )

Who: Neena and her finches (Linette, Deryn)
What: The Red Room says hello
When: Today, a bit after 1pm
Where: Neena's house.
Rating/Warnings: R, triggers for guns and blood.
Status: Complete!

( расная комната передает привет )

Who: Yondu and Neena
When: Early March
Where: A Farm
What: Surprise date!
Rating/Warnings: Probably Language
Status: Unfinished but dude, we are posting it anyway. Lets just say Neena discovers baby chicks aren't nearly as terrifying as chickens are.

( I'll tear off pieces for you so you don't end up with Danish Crotch. )

Who: Natasha, Logan, Neena and the Finches
What: A rescue and some surprises.
When: 4/2
Where: Somewhere in Siberia
Status: Complete
Rating: R for violent themes

( Technically, you’re old and boring and don’t know how to break into a comms system. )

Who: Logan, Neena and Shepard
What: Taking out a Hydra base like you do
When: Late Marchish?
Where: somewhere in the Balkans.
Rating: PG-13

( It better be. Logan came to my door to invite me to a party, and if he was lying I'm going to be sober, hangry, and pissed off )

Who: Jaina and Neena
What: Heavy flirting
When: Valentine's Day Plot
Where: Neena's bar
Status: complete
Rating: PG-13

( I love you! )

Who: Neena, Yondu
What: New Year's Eve kisses that go a bit wonky, 'cause of course
When: 12/31 into 1/1
Where: Neena's Bar, The Inferno
Rating/Warnings: R, because it's them.
Status: Complete!

( I ever tell you I'm scared of chickens? Are you trying to run me off, Yondu? Is that it? )

Who: Logan and Neena
What: Drinking and making plans and talking about sexy blue aliens
When: Recent
Where: The Inferno
Status: complete
Rating: PG-13

( and... dudes we love but not enough to marry. )

Who: Neena and Aria
What: Meeting for an after hours drink, and Aria reveals she isn't human.
When: Early December
Where: The Inferno
Warnings: Pretty low

( Plus I trust you not to shoot me on sight of what I really look like. )

Who: Neena and Yondu
What: Rogue Mistletoe! Also Yondu is blue, oops.
When: Mid December, during the Mistletoe shenanigans.
Where: Neena’s Bar, The Inferno
Warnings: Adult, for cursing and alcohol.
Status: Complete!

( Am I hallucinating now? )

Who: Neena & Rose
What: Chips and Coffee
When: Backdated to November sometime
Where: The Inferno
Rating: Low
Status: Complete!

( A new friend and a new job )

Who: Neena, Harley
What: Harley accidentally helps Neena come up with a new cocktail
When: Last Monday
Where: Neena's Bar, The Inferno
Rating/Warnings: Lowish? There's alcohol drinking but that's about it
Status: Complete

( I just might be. )

Who: Neena and Nathan
What: Neena has Dreams that change her physically, and affect her wellbeing in many ways. Nathan steps up.
Where: Their house
When: The morning of January 27th
Status: Closed and Complete
Rating: R for mentions and implications of violence toward a female main character, medical issues, and illness.

( because otherwise, you were already dead. )

Who: Pete Wisdom and Neena Thurman
What: murdering pancakes
Where: The Original Pancake House
When: a few days ago
Status: complete doc
Rating: PG-13 for language, mentions of killing people

(  It’s called being a decent human being, you ought to try it sometime. )

Who: Nate and Neena
What: Frank discussion about their feelings (ha, not really)
When: after the log with Logan
Where: Jake
Rating/Warnings: Profanity, mostly potential parenting talk
Status: complete doc

( I want a hamburger. Mind if we stop on the way? )

Who: Logan and Neena
What: Surprising news
When: the evening
Where: Jake
Rating/Warnings: Lots of profanity, feels, pregnancy
Status: complete doc

( Try not to help yourself to too many free drinks after work )

who Nate and Neena
what discussing their feels
where Nate's new house
when around noon
warnings Neena is a potty mouth
status Completed doc

( So I guess now’s the part where we do the adult thing and discuss our options, huh? )

Who: Logan and Neena
What: Bars
When: Before thanksgiving
Where: Neena's place of employment
Status: Complete
Rating: PG-13

( One more, darlin’ )

Who: Nathan and Neena
What: Post-coital fun and Dreams ahoy!
Where: Nathan’s place
When: Black Friday morning
Status: complete
Rating: R for mentions of violence, sex, and abuse

( It was like someone shone a laser on my brain. )

Who: Nathan and Neena
What: At a wrestling match, things get out of control
Where: An underground wrestling arena
When: tonight/Saturday
Status: complete
Rating: R for violence and language

( an eye for an eye )

WHO: Neal and Neena
WHEN: Early November
WHERE: Jake, the dive bar where Neena works
WHAT: meeting and chatting
WARNINGS: maybe language? Nothing major
STATUS: Complete

( We find ourselves in the same old mess singing drunken lullabies )

Who: Neena, Clarice, Booker, Laura
What: Threatening Neena and Booker to go to the doctor.
When: 3/31
Where: Neena's house, then the Doctor's office.
Rating/Warnings: PG-13, Super mild medical stuff.
Status: Complete!

( I will not be gentle at all. Because I love you both. )

Who: Clarice and Neena
What: Clarice talks sense into Neena, and Neena finally reveals what mission Natasha had sent her on.
When: A few nights ago
Where: Casa de Neena
Status: complete
Rating: PG-13 for disturbing topics
( You never told me. About when you'd been gone? )

Who: Neenerfire (Neal and Neena)
What: Neal moves in, it's Srs Bsns Talk Times
When: Today!
Where: Clarice, Neena and (now) Neal's house.
Rating/Warnings: PG-13 for super spy stuff.
Status: Complete!

( Consider this my official moving in, celebratory kickoff. )

Who: Rachel, Natasha, Neena and Kitty
What: Demon soldiers and rockets oh my!
When: 1/6
Where: Fifteen miles east of the county
Status: complete
Rating: PG-13 for violence and incineration

( It's probably a trap. )

Who: Pete Wisdom and Domino
What: Getting drinks, catching up, showing off.
When: Friday, 12/19
Where: A pub, then Neena's gun shop.
Rating/Warnings: R, mainly for mentions of Neena's past, drinking, use of firearms, etc.
Status: Complete!

( Your life may be more fucked up than ever, but at least you're among friends. Friends who will happily let you pay for their drinks. )

Who: Clarice, Domino (I'm not sure we ever had a ship name for these two)
What: Clarice hunts Neena down, there's yelling and reconciling.
When: The night of the 15th, December.
Where: A hole in the wall apartment in Germany.
Rating/Warnings: R for Deep Subject Matter and Feels. Triggers for mentions of blood, gun violence, etc. The stuff they've been dealing with since November essentially.
Status: Complete!

( You're right. I have to have... I don't believe in you enough. I don't trust you enough. I run away first so that I don't have to worry about watching you leave. It's always like that. I don't think putting a ring on either of our fingers changed that. )

Who: Lady Lucky Neena, Lina, Ganondorf.
What: Neena and Lina think they can just walk in to his office, hair blowing dramatically in the wind with an explosion behind them, but things don't work out exactly that way.
When: Early November, after the attacks, before Lina and Neal went on their adventure.
Where: Castle Casino
Rating/Warnings: Snark, language, snark, and more snark. Violence? Explosions. Powerdick waving. The Triforce of Power. And the longing for pancakes covered in shame.
Status: Complete!

( Neena was expecting bdsm gear, drugs, the bodies of dead hookers, maybe even some satanic altars. That's what creepy evil rich guys were into, right? )

Who: Neena Thurman, Narrative.
What: Running away on a snowy night.
When: Around 1am this morning.
Where: Her house.
Rating/Warnings: PG-13, with triggers for mentions of blood and getting shot.
Status: Complete.

( You always thought I’d run away some day. It hurts like hell to prove you right. )

Who: Neena, Clarice, and random NPC Thugs.
What: Moneylender Scare Tactics gone horribly horribly wrong.
When: This evening, around 8pm
Where: Lucky Shot Guns, Neena's shop.
Rating/Warnings: R. Warnings for gun violence, blood, and severe character injury.
Status: Complete.

( Go back to your employer and tell him that Booker DeWitt’s friends aren’t so easily intimidated. )

Who: Logan, Laura and Neena
What: Nightmares and revelations
Where: Logan's place
Status: Complete
Rating: PG-13 for blood and language

( The perfect weapon has no emotions, but yours are overpowering and they drive you. You are loyal to a fault but you push us all away at your convenience. How can I trust you now!? )

Who: BFF's Neena and Nealfire.
What: Getting drinks, pep talks, etc.
When: Recently.
Where: At a dive bar with peanuts!
Rating/Warnings: PG-13 for alcohol consumption, etc. It's them.
Status: Complete!

( You don’t live alone, do you? I wish I’d have been a fly on the wall for THAT explanation. )

Who: Neena, Kitty, and Rachel
What: Frying Neena's Brain, pretty much.
When: Yesterday.
Where: Neena's Place.
Rating/Warnings: PG-13, Mild Triggers for Medical Stuff.
Status: Complete!

( But if she slips at all I'm face first on the carpet twitching, right? )

Who: Clarice and Neena
What: Meeting the parents
When: A few days ago
Status: complete
Rating: PG-13
( You can keep her )

Who: Logan. Neena and Clarice
What: Drinking, returning guns, relationship advice(lol), bar fight shootouts
When: End of Septemberish
Where: A bar
Status: complete
Rating: PG-13 for gun related violence.

( You're such an asshole )

Who: Booker, balloon boobsClaudine, Neena, Lina and Elizabeth
What: The girls come to pick up Booker and figure out what's happening with his brain
Where: Claudine's clinic
When: 8/2/2014
Rating: PG-13 for language

( You aren't fine. You just blacked out a bunch of times and then had problems remembering which you you were. )

Who: Neena and Clarice
What: A romantic evening and rings that Don't Mean Anything.
When: Uh... like weeks ago. Before Logan was returned to the fold.
Where: Out in wilds somewhere.
Rating/Warnings: PG-13. There's nakedness but this log is mostly talking.
Status: Complete!

( No, we weren't, but... This is where we are, and I'm not sorry. )

Who: Logan, Neena, Laura,Rogue,Kitty,Jubilee,Clarice
What: Logan wakes up and there's a welcome wagon. Kind of.
When: 7/11
Where: Jean Grey Outreach Center Secret Underground Facility
Status: complete
Rating: Pg-13

( They’re fine. Safe. )

Who: Kitty, Clarice, Domino, Rogue, Logan, Jubilee and Laura
What: Getting our Wolvie back
When: Late evening 7/7/2014
Where: Somewhere in Utah
Status: complete
Ratings/Warnings: Blood, violence, claws

( Because I have a taser, but I think that's just going to make this worse and... Rogue, zap him. Zap him quick. )

Who: Domino, Blink, and Moira.
What: Neena's awake but kind of wishes she wasn't now, thanks.
When: A bit after Scott and Logan got into it.
Where: Jean Grey Outreach Center, Medical Wing.
Rating/Warnings: PG-13, with mild warnings for medical stuff. And of course cursing, since it's Neena.
Status: Complete!

( ...I'm going to go back into a coma now, wake me up when things aren't f***ing insane. )

Who: Domino
What: Still in a coma, Domino dreams.
When: Over the last week or so.
Where: The medical facility at Jean Grey Outreach Centre.
Rating/Warnings: R for light talk of character & npc death/medical things in dream imagery.
Status: Complete!

( She felt like she was being held captive at a movie theatre while ‘this is your life’ played on the screen... )

Who: Neena Thurman, NPC's.
What: Cerberus steals Neena's takeout food.
When: Tonight.
Where: The neighborhood near her house.
Rating/Warnings: R, TW: Violence, Blood.
Status: Complete!

( So you're here to kill me? Is that all the guys you brought? )

Who: Hanna, Neena, Clarice
What: Neena's sending Hanna away. Many feels.
When: Close to the end of their vacation.
Where: Hawaii!
Rating/Warnings: Family Friendly, aside from slight alcohol use.
Status: Complete!

( I'm your mother, and that means I have to make the choices that are best for you, whether I like them or not. )