The 100; a panfandom game

ROSE RED

I know we haven't talked in a while. I know it's because of me. I figured I'd drop you a line and see how things have been. Are you managing alright?

[Chaz]
I thought I asked you to go to the store on your way home yesterday? We're completely out of milk. How am I supposed to get these kids out the door for school without their cereal breakfast?

Also, are we sure that Maude had nothing to do with the new paint job at Marco's? She didn't make curfew last night.

So, I'm home on leave and despite my mom's best efforts to keep me occupied for the forseeable future, anyone need any help for the next few months? Hard labor? Coaching sports? Flipping burgers?

[Swift]

You should give me your schedule.

[Coach Harrison]

Got time for lunch or something?

Do you really think that Jadis person can send us all back home? She sounds pretty crazy to me, like the sort of person you can't trust.

Filter FAILURE to Potters and Weasleys
Guess who I just walked in on snogging his ladyfriend?! CALLED IT. Charlie has been sneaking off to snog Rose Red. Charlie's got a girlfriend! Charlie's got a girlfriend! We should celebrate, right? Too bad Mum isn't here to see this.

WHO: Charlie Weasley + Rose Red
WHEN: Late yesterday evening, before/during/after this and this
WHERE: Rose's room
WHAT: Pillow Talk
WARNINGS: This takes place after anything worth a rating so we'll just go with PG, unless something changes.

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So, I've been filled in. And, told that my family's here. Albeit all grown up. Which I'm still not entirely sure how to believe until I see you all.

So, Weasleys. ROLL CALL!!!!

And, to everyone else. Hi, I'm Molly. Looks like I'll be working in the kitchens with some of you.

And, I'm really sorry I'm not your wife, Rory.

Make sure you're all on your best behavior, or you may be the next one on the menu, like the poor dragon who has so willingly added to our stores.

[Henry Mills]

How are you feeling?

[Angel]

You've been too quiet.

[Lindsey]

Settling into your new position?

[Charlie Weasley]
I'm sorry about the dragon. I wish I could have done more to help save it. If only Totenkinder were here I will promise you though that every single bit of that dragon will go to good use. I know it's not much, but it's the best we've got right now. Which is probably so not what you want to hear right now. God, Rose. Why are you so

Has anyone seen Tonks?

I know that some of you guys are adorably not well-versed in the ways of the internet or how we got to know each other online like, 200 years ago. There were quizzes but one of my favourite things (HELLO HARRY POTTER PEOPLE) was called the "Veritaserum Meme" ... I know, sounds CRAZY right? Well, it's definitely something like crazy. It's like a "Truth or Dare" game without the dare.

Because I don't know you guys yet, but apparently you used to be pals with an old version of me, I figured we could start off all shiny and brand new. I get to find out more about you, you get to find out more about me. So we are going to play the VERITASERUM MEME.

And Mount Weather, you're going to be totally cool about it. We're blizzard buddies. We're going to learn things about each other. No secrets among friends!!

OH NO. You have been given a dose of Veritaserum (basically, this is a thing that makes you tell the truth no matter what). Comment below with your name so that people can ask you questions which you must answer honestly. Feel free to take advantage of other people in a similarly dosed state, too.

This isn't happening. This can't be happening. Things were finally starting to get normal back home. Hermione was going to say yes. She was, right? Right. Yeah. Of course she was.

Uhhhh. Hi? They said I should introduce myself on this muggle contraption. I'm Ron. Ron Weasley. You've probably never heard of Is Harry Potter around here somewhere?

Now that it's getting closer to Halloween, I'm missing Hogwarts a little. The decorations, the food, watching Quidditch, and general teenage debauchery.

EMMELINE

Want to be social tomorrow?

Filter: Moody

What do you need me to do during the Full Moon. The way I see it, you're still my superior, even if you don't know me yet. So I'm reporting to you, bossman.

Filter: Remus

Hey. I know there's a long list of things you don't want to talk about. I get it. I just wanted to say hi, and good luck. If there's anything you need, let me know.

Filter: Charlie

Thanks for keeping me company during the bonfire. I needed the distraction, and I admit it was fun.

It's no secret we've got werewolves around the camp. Hunting's been delegated to inside the perimeter and fishing hasn't been done since the Grounders staked out the river a few weeks ago. The terms of the truce are simple: the Grounders leave Mount Weather and its environs alone, and we leave them alone. The werewolves are playing a game of chicken with us, standing at the perimeter, daring us to do anything. We're in a tenuous position, and the full moon's coming up.

I'm calling for volunteers — preferably with some kind of fight training — to spend the next few days training when if they attack on the full moon. We've got a course going on right now on how to fight werewolves.

If you can't fight, you can volunteer for medical assistance. We're going to need it. Always good to have people who can mend others.

THE 100:

Times like this, I kind of wish we hadn't blown the the damn acid fog.

I'm still not convinced this isn't an elaborate joke put on by some wanker who thinks it'd be funny to pull one over on Potter, but I'm told that I should introduce myself.

I'm Harry Potter. Hello. They've put me in 504-X2, and I am a prison guard.

HP WORLDERS

Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please. It is my honor — an unfortunate honor, but an honor nonetheless — to present to you the newest (most recently discovered) member of our Dies In The Future club: Emmeline Vance.

She chose to fight, and survived the first war. She chose to fight again and went down fighting in the second. For all her efforts, along with the efforts of all the rest of us who fought and risked our lives and eventually lost them, I am sure the wizarding world is very grateful. They will tell stories and sing songs of all her achievements and her dedication to doing what was right. (They had better, anyway.)

Please join me in mourning her future passing, just enough for her to know how much she will be missed, but not enough to make her feel like she has to comfort you, because that shouldn't be put on her head. And then, when the mourning is over, we'll celebrate her life — and everyone else's — by deciding on the most appropriate item of clothing to wear to show our pride in our Future Death club.

She's thinking shirts. I'm thinking crowns or hats. What say you, my fellow future dead friends?

I want to hex something, but since a good number of you can't use magic the way I do, I'll settle for punching.

Filter to Remus

I don't know who else to talk

My tablet's making weird noises. Weird sex noises that are making me really uncomfortable around my son. How do I turn this off?

The garden is coming along pretty well! It won't look it's best until next spring and summer, but for now it'll be just what we want it to be: a restful place, a bit of an escape. We've got a bit of a fountain set up, and the benches will be installed any day. Come autumn, we'll plant some summer bulbs and transfer a few of the autumn plants in to give us some color. Right now we're looking at it actually being completely open somewhere around the beginning of August, and we'll have another ceremony then.

Filter to Cullen

Hullo, mate. Did your flowers go over well?

Filter to HP-Verse

I feel like we haven't done anything just in quite awhile, so I propose we take over one of the common areas not used by the book group on Friday and have ourselves a bit of a party.

And I do mean that all of us are invited.

Filter to Skye after this

Hullo, I don't know if we've ever spoken face to face, but I'm Neville, one of the farmers. I was wondering if you'd be willing to lend that game you've mentioned a few times making? Cards Against Humanity? I promise we'll take good care of it.