Bit presumptuous to start a tale about the company talking about myself, but write what you know is what they always say. I suppose it's a good starting compared to any. "In a hole in a ground there lived a hobbit..." Simple enough to begin! Now then. On to writing!
[Tolkienverse]
I'd love to hear your stories, your versions of what transpired. I would dislike telling a tale that was false, after all.