Logs

Who: Helen & Anyone
What: Thinking/Conversation
When: Late
Where: Somewhere with decent tea & long hours.
Rating: PG...Will edit if it becomes necessary.
Status: In Progress

( Sometimes thinking is best left for the nighttime. )

Who: Gaila, Varric, Scotty
What: The return of Varric! Playing poker with beagles. Scotty continues his bromances with height challenged peoples!
When: After getting kicked out of Vegas, later that day.
Where: da O.C.! Mad Monty's.
Rating: PG(13), language reasons only if there's even a 13 rating involved.
Status: Complete!

( That dog scares the crap out of me. )

Who: Bethany and Varric
What: Random meeting on an airplane!
Where: Boston, and then in the air
When: Today! Well later today

( Yes, I'd like that. )

Who: Shepard and Scotty and Varric
What: Shepard needs her hummer fixed! And then Varric shows off Bianca, and there's magic vs science talk
Where: Mad Monty's
When: A day or two ago!
Status: Complete
Rating: PG-13


( I probably ran over one too many medians. )

Who: Gaila, Scotty, McCoy, Domino, Logan, Roy, Varric, Faiza, Asian news reporter
What: Meeting at the pub, buzzsaw league competition on tv, then midgets attack! They are short people with chips on their shoulders, abducting people and gun waving and adventure and stuffs. Lulz! (<3 angry wee peoples!) Someone gets her policing on, too. Woowoo!
Where: Mad Dogs & Englishmen, some road somewhere, then aftermath back at the pub.
When: Today/Tonight. Umm? Adventuretime!
Rating: PG-13, language, some violence, whatever! Like, is anyone ever going to use a R or XXX rating? Cuz if so, I have one word: awesome.
Status: Complete!

( There are some necessities no woman should leave home without. )

Who: Varric and Scotty
What: Discussing atom smashers and writing
When: Couple of days ago
Where: Mad Monty's
Status: Complete
Rating PG-13

( Maybe it's the sort of stories yer telling. )

Who: Scotty, Gaila, Varric, Gaila's mom. Eesh!
What: After the text messages! Gaila's mom shows up for a surprise Irish Mom visit. FUN TIMES HAD BY ALL. Stubbornated peeps!
Where: Mad Monty's
When: Todays!
Rating: PG-13, language.
Status: Complete.

( H'ppy. )

Who: Logan and Domino, also Varric
What: Picking up chicks after a streetfight
Where: random street, Mad Dogs, Dom's apartment
When: Last night
Rating: PG-13
Status: Complete.

( Maybe I'll show you sometime, Patch. )

Who: Varric, McCoy, Scotty, Gaila
What: Bromance talk after crossedwires with the gf (detailed in this log, only), the night before. McCoy admits things! Drunken advice-ingness! From strange drunk hobo types!
When: Very late afternoon/Evening-ish
Where: Mad Dogs & Englishmen
Rating: PG-13, language
Status: Complete

( You can haz cheezburger, says ceiling cat. )

Who: Gaila, Varric and Scotty
What: Gaila goes shopping. For a camping trip.
When: Today!
Where: Big 5
Rating: PG-13
Status: Complete

( But then we need things to PUT in the backpack. And we don’t know if he’ll have tents. And it might be cold so we’ll need thermal underwear and omg you have to feel this fabric. )

Who: Uhura, Scotty, Kirk, Gaila
What: Drinkies! Gaila's real first name? Gets dropped in this log. Also? Hot ninja woman.
When: Sometime after Scotty's phone call to Kirk. Same day.
Where: Mad Dogs
Rating: PG-13, language
Status: Complete

( but then she reminded herself that her therapist said she needed to tone down the superiority complex. )

Who: Scotty, Varric
What: Short log. Late night WTF DID I DO phonecalls. It's what bromance is all about.
When: Very early morning, after the making uppedness. Sun's not up yet!
Where: It's...bouncing between cellphone towers. Cass' apt, Varric's place.
Rating: PG-13, language
Status: Complete

( They let them runaway until they slow down of their own accord. )

Who: Kirk, Varric, McCoy, Scotty, Gaila/Cass, Isabela, Sulu
What: When impromptu St Patty's parties go wrong! Payperview porn! Too much liquor! Vaguely drunk ferret! Girls gone wild!
When: Last night!
Where: Sulu's apartment.
Rating: PG-13+, language, some girl on girl action.
Status: Complete

( Hey, at least they weren't cuddling and watching Lifetime movies or some shit. )

Who: Sulu, Kirk, Isabella, McCoy, Scotty, Varric, thug midgets. Please tag if I've missed anyone!
What: Meetings, drinkins, and bar brawl redeux w/the Shortbread Battalion - the Helm's Deep edition! lulz!
When: Today!
Where: Mad Dogs & Englishmen
Rating: PG-13, Language, innuendo, the usual - but no friskiness!
Status: Complete

( Something tells me he'll like it more if you help with that. )

Who: Kirk, Isabela and Varric
What: Phonecalls, date planning, and then making friends
When: Daytime
Where: Kirk and Isabela's apartments, then isabela visits the Mad Dogs alone.
Rating: PG-13, Language, naughty talk
Status: Complete

Note: edited about several hours after post to include a missing part with bela talking to her 'roommate'

( Well then. if you want an adventure I'm going to take you on one, babe. Wear something flexible but comfortable. )

Who: Varric, Scotty
What: Plotting anti-gravity. Talk about incidents that had involved exploding things. And Scotty getting arrested.
When: Yesterday!
Where: Santa Ana. Repair shop.
Rating: PG-13, Language, smootching
Status: Complete

( Read more... )

Who: Kirk, Sulu, Scotty, Varric. Introducing the Dessert Gang and the return of Jay and Bob. Also, Bianca
What: Bar brawl! And then collapsing on Scotty's floor.
When: Friday
Where: Mad Dogs and Englishmen and Mad Monty's Repairs
Rating: PG-13
Status: Part 2 of 2 (complete)

( Holy shit its Jackie Chan! )

Who: Kirk and Sulu, and Scotty. Also Varri
What: Kirk gets kicked out by his girlfriend, hangs with Sulu and his ferret, and then they go to the Mad Dogs and Englishmen, whereupon Kirk and Scotty have a drinking contest. And then a bar fight.
When: Friday
Where: Sulu's apartment and Mad Dogs and Englishmen
Rating: PG-13
Status: Part 1 of 2 (complete/split for length as usual... XD)

( Engine an' batteries. Oh, ye know it then? Brilliant! Ye dunnae look the type tae be intae that sort of thing though. Either of ye. )

Who: Scott, Varric and Cass (gaila)
What: Introducing Clitty, the Scottish Terrier. Also, buttdialed doggy phone calls and computer salvaging.
When: Yesterday. Or the day before! Sometime in the last week
Where: Mad Dogs and Englishmen and Mad Monty's Repairs
Rating: PG-12 (because we're totally 12 hur hur)
Status: Complete

( Did ye have tae name him CLITTY? )

Who: Madoka, Varric, OPEN?
What: Madoka's on the job hunt, and stumbles across Mad Dogs and Englishmen.
When: Sunday afternoon? Or. Some time.
Where: Mad Dogs and Englishmen
Rating: G thus far.
Status: Ongoing.

( no, certainly, they didn't actually have dog mascots or dogs working inside, although Madoka was already imagining the contrary )

Who: Scotty and Cass (Gaila), and Varric!
What: Cass shows Scotty the garage. There's a Varric. Also more argueing.
When: Right after punching out the drunk at the bar
Where: Scotty's Garage
Rating: PG-13
Status: Part 2 of 2 (complete)

( Oh, aye, I can use this. OH, I can use that! Oh, that's guuuuuuuuuuuuuuude, I can use that as well! )

Who: Scotty and Cass (Gaila)
What: Arguments and drunk men
When: Day after shenanigans at the coffee shop
Where: Mad Dogs and Englishment
Rating: PG-13
Status: Part 1 of 2 (complete)

( Eat me, you bastard! )

Who: Faiza, Varric, Scotty
What: Coffee and discussing business details. Of building robots. That smash things. For money. Also, there is acrobatics. They do it all!
When: Day or two after the incident with Rei
Where: Not-a-starbucks
Rating: PG-13
Status: Complete

( Ah, that's so they bounce an' give us lads sommat tae stare at while she fights. )

Who: Varric, Scotty, a rather interesting cosplayer
What: There's driving, and getting ready for cons, and then Scotty gets distracted by the shiny in disguise
When: Immediately after drinking at the bar!
Where: Motel near a con
Rating: PG-13.
Status: Part 2 of 2 (complete!)

( Nae, the story was supposed to be syphilis! That's more Victorian sounding! Cannae ye get it right, man?! CRABS! REALLY! )

Who: Varric, Scotty, Cass(Gaila), assorted NPCs of interest
What: Oh lord, where to begin...Scotty and Varric meet at the bar, Cass serves them, Varric tells a smutty story and tells Scotty about a job opportunity, they head to a con
When: Lets set this several days before the post date.
Where: Mad Dogs and Englishmen
Rating: PG-13. Though the story Varric tells might almost be R
Status: Part 1 of 2 (complete, I guess?)

( Jessica's bodice was heaving, her breasts pushing up out of the corset and threatening to burst forth like some wondrous living thing. )