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Who: Scotty, Gaila, Sulu, Christine, Jim, Janice
What: Getting kicked out of Vegas
When: Recently
Status: Complete!
Where: Vegas!
Rating: R!


Scotty swore to god he could hear them in that room again, already. Them, being Kirk and Rand going at it.

Scotty made a >:| up at the ceiling.

Gaila thought it sounded like fun!

He was laying beside Gaila and he swears, if anything will send him into an unnatural rage, it's the fact that he doesn’t know what he’s going to do about the territorialness and the smut rabbits are screwing again and....he turned his head to one side and gave her a staring at.

Screw it, it was better to ask, or try to. “Gaila?”

“Mmm?”

“Ye dinnae think it's yer green makin' ye turn Hulk, is it?”

She laughed, “No!”

“...I have tae admit, it was a bit worrying, lass. It must be how ye felt when I punched that arse in the pub that one time, on yer behalf.”

“You don't need to.”

“Just...we talked about it a wee bit before and...maybe ye willnae know when yer green kicks in, more or less,” he tried to explain. “Just like I willnae realize it's effecting me.”

“Trust me, you're fine.” She knew it. She knew a lot more than she was willing to tell right now, if ever. None of them would ever trust her again if she told.

“Well I feel fine, ye know? But...all right, ye know I'm not goin' tae shy away from violence, aye? FUCKING HELL YE TWO DOON THERE KEEP IT DOON WOULD YE IT'S LIKE TWO CATS DYIN'!” He cleared his throat a little bit after yelling and said in a much softer voice, “Sorry.”

Janice had heard that all the way in their room. If there was one thing going through her mind besides GOOD GODS THIS IS AWESOME it was: *lulz!!1!*

Scotty tried to continue his train of thought, “Anyway....”

Taking that as a challenge, Jim worked to make her louder!

He’s still trying to continue that train of thought, “I've just...for fuck's sake...are ye serious?!”

Gaila laughed!

Oh no, Janice insists she’s going to make HIM get louder!

“I CANNAE HAVE A SERIOUS DISCUSSION IN HERE YE COUPLE OF HORNY ARSES!”

Janice was oh so loud!

“I give up. I'm ignoring them. Whatever. Anyway.” Scotty gave the wall a ‘Duh!’ stare/glare. “I've just...ye have a temper and I know ye do, but I've never, ever seen ye react like that. And then what ye said tae Chapel in the loo? I'd be lying if I said it didnae worry me a wee bit. That's all. I'm telling ye so ye know.”

“You've only known me 3 months,” She said, pointedly. “I've gotten into fights before.”

“We were acquainted and at odds before that, aff and on. And I know, but I've lived with ye for two of those months more or less...and just...”

Scotty reminded himself that he couldn’t tell Gaila that everyone knew and was aware of the problem. He had already guessed as much even from what Chapel said when she passed by, with the 'be careful'. He just shrugged a little and smiled a bit, trying to think of how to proceed.

“I dinnae know. It was just different, that's all.”

“I broke one girl's arm once?”

He really wished she would let him know what was going on, because he had wanted to ask before. But he was always simultaneously wanting to trust her enough that she'll tell him things, all on her own. Which was likely the only lone reason that he wasn’t pushing for any answers like he usually would. In his mind, also, you simply didn’t treat girls you liked, like that.

“Bloody hell, yer ruthless,” he smiled and shook his head at her, like she was incorrigible.

She grinned.

“Are ye goin' tae hurt every woman that talks tae me, though?” He sounded and looked a liiiiiiiiiittle embarrassed, when he glanced over her while asking that. “Or just the ones that stupidly suggest things I didnae want, anyway?”

“Only the ones that..yeah.”

“Would it help if I told ye, that you didnae need tae do that at all? I'm not even remotely interested in anyone else,” he tried to explain. “I'm not one for saying 'yer mine' or anything, because I think yer...well, yer own person. So I wouldnae do that to you.”

Scotty rolled onto his side and propped himself up a little on an elbow, to look at her. “Just know that I wouldnae ever say yes tae any other lass, because I think every other lass has fallen aff the long range and short range scans, tae be quite honest.”

“Don't care. Bitches get stitches.”

“Gaila!” He laughed while leaning over and placing a kiss against the uninjured part of her forehead. “I love ye, even if yer givin' stitches tae bitches. That was really bloody impressive, even if I was a bit worried they'd try tae haul ye aff for assault.”

“It was fun!”

“Glad ye enjoyed it!”

He was set at ease again, at least. Because he trusted her, and if she says it's fine, then it's fine!

Grinning, she pounced!

Oomph! He laughed and asked because he knew that grin and that pounce, “Are ye well enough?”

“Duh!”

“I'm not goin' tae protest.” He cupped her face and kissed her like crazy for a moment, breaking it to say with a sly wink, “Let's put the dying cats doon the hall tae shame.”

Someone is out to prove Scottish gusto! And talented hands!

Jim works to combat it!

Damn, they noisy! Janice is aiding Jim in the sexy combat!

Grawrr! He didn’t want to get too rough with the green girlfriend after she had her head bounced around, like a basketball. Which was why, if they needed more noise, Scotty grabbed whatever happened to be on the nightstand, and threw it. So that it broke. And maybe even broke something else in the room at the same time. So there! Challenge accepted! Noise added to!

Damn, they breakin' stuff! Janice went >_>

Jim decided he needed switch to a good tongue lashing. By slamming her against the wall and on his shoulders.

Janice could no longer go >_> because she was giving him the scream of totally yeeeeessssssssneeeeeeessss!

WHAT THE HELL? Well he can do the same and has talented enough Scottish tongue n' fingers to make Gaila sing opera in her homeworld's language! Not that he'd understand any of it, SO...umm....THERE?

After several complaints, the hotel? Is kicking them out!

THE HELL WUT YE CANNAE DO THAT!

Scotty protests! Though, of course, he’s busy while trying to protest so, it’s not half the protest it could be.

For disturbing the peace!

They were right in the middle of things! Fuck aff, we're finishing! Damn right not until we're done! am not goin' tae leave the both of us hanging!

Well then...um...Janice quieted herself so they can finish too. Because she is sneakier. Do me, you hot wild sonnuvabitch whom I'm not married to!

Yes ma’am.

Oh yeah? Well someone is sexing up the green future wife chick, they can get fucking BENT if they think he's going to stop! And fuck off more, because they were not being quiet. He is driving the point home, literally and not figuratively.

Security will be up in ten minutes!

O RLY? He uses those ten minutes to his advantage!!!!!!

Christine, meanwhile, has her fingers shoved in her ears. “Christ, you four, what the hell.”

Sulu had tried the pillow over his face. He would have echoed that what the hell, seriouuuuuuuusly, but he’s in the room he’s sharing with Chekov.

WHAT THE HELL? IT IS THE PRINCIPLE OF THE MATTER NOW, YE KNOW.

Due to nerves, and other issues, Gaila? Fakes it.

Are ye serious? OH PLEASE! YE PROBABLY ROLLED YER EYES AND MADE THE DUH FACE. And what'dae ye mean ye cannae get aff, ye practically dae if someone so much as mentions sex around yeeeeeeeew! Ugh.

The Orion quickly dressed, getting their bags and fleeing down stairs.

Well then he is not goin' tae finish either then....because that’s no fun and...GDI GAILA.

Scotty dressed and trudged out of the room, disgruntled and glaring at them all. In fact, he FLIPS THEM ALL OFF WITH BOTH HANDS, and tells them all to get bent because they're fuckers.

If there was one thing going through Sulu’s brain right now? It would be: fml. you people are freaks.

Janice walks proudly out of their room in a bathrobe, smelling of sex and Kirk and sex with Kirk, holding two of her suitcases and her head held high. She was also wearing fuzzy pink slippers too.

Sigh. Well if they're going, they were their ride. So she supposed that the rest of them had to go too.

“Fuck my life,” Sulu was saying under his breath, as he was getting his shit together. “Seriously, Kirk. Seriously. What the fuck, man.”

Over in her room, Christine was getting HER shit together by sitting on the suitcases again and trying not to zip her fingers in them. She was also going to have to get Leo's shit together, and was otherwise just like 'omg we haven't done anything since night of shame but cuddle and is okay with that but you four? smut puppies. ffs.’

EVERYONE VACATES THE MOTEL!

“Fuckers,’ says Scotty. Because they waited until the one time that they got noisy to do that, when Kirk and his flavor-of-the-week not-a-girlfriend have been noisy, the entire time. Truly, he was frustrated, in more ways than one. And NO THEY CANNAE TAKE CARE OF THAT IN THE VAN. Just cuz. Eww. That’s wrong.

Jim? #Winning.

Janice thinks they so won that. She even high-fived him.

Oh no, Scotty insists they WOULD HAVE WON but Orion girlfriend no singy orion opera!!!!!!! Y U NO SINGY GAILA?!

Gaila can’t answer that.

It's going to be a very long ride home.

sleeping in van: happens. But hopefully not for Kirk or Sulu, cuz one of them will probably be driving. The end.