The 100; a panfandom game

Today's forecast:

Ripe for vengeance, Mount Weather will tip the scales of Spring and catapult directly into Summer. As there is not a dose of sympathy for miles, be prepared before you venture out of your rather well-appointed rooms and ensure that you do not anger the mob, desperate for someone's head.

OMG! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KARA! I got you a present, but you gotta come by the garage to get it!

( Bring it, pirates*. )

*Please don't actually Bring Anything.
*Unless it's rum.
*Or a band-aid. I nicked myself just getting this thing down off its wall mount.

[FILTERED TO BOBBI SHIELDS]

In the "research" phase of this evening, I stumbled onto this buried treasure. You're welcome.

[ Filtered to Law Enforcement + TW ]

I'm not going to be much use today; there's--

-- there's going to be some bodies for the hellhound to co

[ /Filter ]

[JORDAN, LYDIA]

What is it called when you see dead people? Really?
'asking for a friend'

[TARA]

Hello.

LAW ENFORCEMENT:

Believe it or not, someone tampered with some of the newly harvest strawberries and rendered them inedible. We get to find out who.

Anyone on staff got sensitive smelling powers? Might make this easier if we've got someone who can literally track them.

How the hell do you folks deal with leprechauns and shit like it ain't nothin'? I seen one runnin' around, opening his green ass trench coat to folks and runnin' away. I'd have stepped on his coat to keep him from runnin', but I don't give that much of a shit.

CHATTY TO PARRISH:

» We're already damned to hell.
» Want to join me for a romantic coffee date at Starbucks? I like a triple venti half-sweet non-fat caramel macchiato.

[ Filtered to Teen Wolf + Roommates ]

With the weather warming up, and all the Lucifers showing up, I think it's a good time to get ahead of this hellhound crap. I've asked Dela to give me some perspective on the area that I - no, he - congregates to in order to burn the bodies of the supernatural. I'm also going to spend some time trying to kickstart some of these abilities to see if I can have a better hand at controlling them. If I saw something back home bad enough to rattle me into leaving, it's got to be

Anyway, if I'm not around that much, that's why. I'll be checking in if I'm going to disappear for longer than a few hours at a time, but with the White Witch case going on I don't anticipate that happening. Job takes priority.

[ /Filter ]

I already have at sunrise each day rituals for the dead in the mountain, but I do the same today for those who died in the battle this week. You want to come see? I show you how we honor our dead in Floukru. These may not have been our people, but I honor them anyway. I know some say they want to know our culture, so I think to offer.

( Left for Alexander Graham Bell this afternoon )

Alright, who is actually responsible for movies? I need to know which names to take down so that when I summon some spirits I'm telling the right ones all the mistakes they made. Did they even read a book of basic Greek mythology?

1. The Underworld does not look like that.
2. Hades' palace does not look like that.
3. The Underworld is not Hell and Hades is not the devil.
4. I don't even like her, but how could they do that to Persephone?
5. Hellhounds don't just roam around the palace. They stay on the Fields of Punishment with a few exceptions. Also, give them to the souls? What good would that even do?

Please tell me this movie was a joke and not what someone actually thought Percy Jackson's world is like.

Quick question: Is there anyone here who feels unusually healthy and really can't stand being in control of their own body anymore?

ANIMAL HUSBANDRY:

Can someone please explain to me what we actually DO down here?

I'm starting to think that I'm cursed. Oliver and Felicity are both gone. He wasn't like my best friend or anything but I knew him and Constantine is gone too.

Barry and Cisco, I hope you're both still here because if you aren't, I'm going to be convinced that I'm cursed and not just wondering.


Seriously this sucks. I'm not that good at making friends, not real ones anyway, and having family here helped. Now it's just me.

Well, well, well, isn't this an interesting place. Not my creation, which is strange and doesn't seem like the Father's, usually he leaves his fingerprints all over the place. And you know how difficult it is to get fingerprints off the silver. All that polishing. But the multiverses, that's cute.

Anyways, the kind and lovely people in medical - sorry if I confused you with not being injured, it's a thing - said I should introduce myself.

I'm Lucifer, Lucifer Morningstar. No, it's not a stage name, but I am fairly good at tickling the ivories. Or the violin, but it's been awhile since I've picked up one of those. Do you know how many bad renditions of "Devil went down to Georgia" and "Danse Macabre" I've had to endure? Practice your instruments, people, it makes a difference.

Yes, so I'll be joining the lovely people in Law Enforcement as an officer - it's truly ashame Chloe isn't hear to see it. And Haymitch, Sydney, and Willow - I'm your new roommate, I believe.

[FILTERED TO GEORGE LASS]

Is it feeling like a particularly Reap-y day to you? Something is off, but I can't pinpoint it.

[FILTERED TO TEEN WOLF]

Something is going to happen soon. I don't know what, but it's... I don't know. Not in the mountain. But big. Less screams and voices of the dead and more yelling and sonic transference. I feel death but I can't pin it on anyone here.

PS totally as tired of this place as I am of home. At least home isn't like sleeping in Motel Glen Capri every night.

Given that I used to be a book, I would appreciate curtailing any behaviour which would potentially injure them. This includes drinking too near to them and it most especially involves fighting round them, too.

Whoever you are, I do hope your knuckles smart for days.

» Valentines Day.
» Is that a "no", or a "yes", or a "maybe"?
» I'm asking for a friend.

I've come to appreciate water over sonic showers, sure, but nothing wakes a guy up quicker than a blast of ice shower all morning.

Luckily, you have me as one of your wonderful base mechanics. We'll take care of it, so don't panic. Might even help everyone cool down from last night.

( FILTER TO MENTAL HEALTH STAFF - Trigger for gross overuse of Force powers & torture interrogation likely in comments. )

I am really glad that's over. I'm sorry for running out of work screaming.

[Jordan Parrish]
Thank you for talking to me yesterday and offering to help. I'm sorry my brother acted like a jerk to you. He's a little overprotective sometimes but he means well. Anyway thanks. I owe you one.

[Oliver and Felicity]
Thank you for yesterday. I never knew pixie dust could do that. This whole place is screwed up though so I shouldn't be surprised. I'm glad you're both here, I feel better having family around. I love you guys even if I don't say it very often.

And Ollie, I really can take care of myself but it's nice knowing you've always got my back.

Someone help me! Oh my god....no! NO!