The 100; a panfandom game

CAROL & JESS:

Girls, I have got to get out of this post-Janitor Tony Stark funk. Wish me luck.

BUCKY BARNES:

Hey there, stud.

You catch your breath from round one?

So hey everybody. I messed up. I mean, sure, there's a lot of distractions going on (Really, not everyone can say that wars and alternative lives get in the way of their plans. Okay, unless they're from comic books. Mad love for you guys!). But I let something get behind and just totes didn't stay on top of it.

Which, considering what it is, that's disappointing to me. Top Priority, Cisco! Thanks for the reminder, Tali! I think this will work AMAZING with your idea for comm relays and towers. Can't believe I didn't think of that. Also sorry to the tech team for horribly failing at sharing info on this. I will suck less going forward.

I have sketched out some ideas for bringing two things back online here in Futureworld - Internet and GPS. It looks like we got the go ahead for the next phase of Cisco's Master Plan (with Help From Peter Parker and Friends (CMPHFPPF for short)).

Resources have been stockpiled, I know what I need. But you're wondering "WHERE DO I COME IN?"

Well, dear reader. If you can fly into space, I need your help. I need SPACE DEBRIS. Specifically satellites that we can refurbish. If anyone has like super metal detecting skills, there may be some that've crashed after a decayed orbit. Otherwise, I'll defer ground-based materials to the comm tower idea. Most of what I need has to be rated for space, etc.

CHATTY TO STEVE ROGERS:

» Hey, soldier.
» Did Adaar talk to you about why she stepped down?
» Everything ok in command central?

Shout out to everyone who was in the mess hall the other day and ended up being a great audience during an impromptu wedding. And shout out to the unseen forces that let it happen without anything crazy putting it on hold.

FILTERED TO MAJOR:

Uh, you okay over there?

Someone's gotta have some Rihanna around here.

JOHNNY STORM:

Holy crap, I need to get out of here. The low ceilings are NOT great here, and I could really punch a few things.

Wanna go find some place with IDK, a bunch of rocks for target practice?

Can't even get drunk with the rationing here. Took a crapload back home, and the last time I went out drinking, poor Patsy got so drunk she ended up hurting herself in a HYDRA fight. I'd like to skip the part where I have to carry a human torch back to base.

Who: Carol & Steve
When: last Fridaaaaaay
Where: Marine Garage!
What: Steve has to bring his bike by so he makes awkward small talk with his favorite mechanic and Carol imagines him naked. Careful, you two.
Warnings: Naaaah except for cussing.

( 'She's the prettiest girl I see, so if you put her in someone else's hands, I'd be real disappointed.' )

PARKER GIRLS:

You remember that Jane Doe who came in a while ago in a coma? She had that yellow bug we found out by the Storybrooke marker?

It got stolen tonight.

Three guesses which group of punks it could have been, and two of those don't count.

CHATTY TO CAROL DANVERS:

-- I don't know if this thing with Rocket is going to get any better. I'm sorry. I tried to

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GUYS


GUYS

GUYS

STOP THE PRESSES BECAUSE CHEWBACCA IS HERE!!

MY CAT MY CAT MY CAT MY CAT MY CAT MY CAT

[FILTERED TO 616!VERSE]

[Selfie of Jess making an obnoxious face with a box of Lucky Goat coffee bags]


So who loves me best, exactly?

[CHATTY TO CAROL]

» I didn't threaten her, or tell her he's bad in bed. Or follow them. Or give bad omens.
» I think I'm really growing as a person.

RESCUE & RECOVERY:

I need volunteers to head out tomorrow. Military's found some dead Grounders and what they think might be some of our people who left the mountain. Either way, these people deserve to honored by their people, so that's what we're going to go: head out there and bring them back.

CLARKE GRIFFIN:

You think you can get a hold of Lexa? Some of her people were among the dead.

MILITARY SERGEANTS - ALL:

Earlier today, we were informed of an altercation or some other event with some Grounders who were communicating via their walkies. We couldn't get a confirmation on what was happening, so we send a scout team out to the location.

Unfortunately, it wasn't a great sight they stumbled on. About half a dozen people were found in that frozen state, and another ten or so were killed. It looks like a battle of some sort, but we're not sure what happened.

We're sending R&R out to recover the bodies so we can give them proper burial. The statues are just like the others. Hard as a rock, no real way to draw blood or any other kind of medical test to see what's going on.

616 MARVEL PEOPLE:

All right, come on.

Carol keeps looking at me weird, and anytime I go near the blind one, he pretends he can't hear me walking. I'm friends with some of you in your reality, and I assume that's fucking awesome, but I don't know you, and you don't know me very, so can you all just come and talk to me like normal people? I get along just fine with Sideburns Wolverine, no shared universe needed.

So, I dunno, I'm not good at friends and I'm not very nice, but you should talk to me and I'll talk back at you and we'll get to know each other.

damn, but i was getting ready to head for my fifth papa doble. that's what i get for mixing sun, rum and government business.

so, stop me if you heard this one before ...

albert einstein and carl jung walk into a bar. it's called the relative archetype and they order an adorably post-apocalyptic landscape. mister rogers (cardigan and all) sidles up next to them and he's got some loaded potato storybook characters and liberally sprinkles it with random friends. then enter sandman and what the eff, here we are.

so stop stampeding, get me a kale smoothie (with an umbrella), and we're in business.

Betsy's gone.

CAROL + JESS DREW:

So what's the story with their world's Bucky Barnes? He's legit missing an arm and doesn't have that super cool robotic one. Age is off from ours too. Spry though. Enthusiastic. Great kisser.

Fill me in.

Holy end of the world, Batman!

But seriously. There has to be a bar.

Someone tell me there's a bar and some hot guys to ogle, and I'll be happy. For the night.

Fort Knox is alright. The most challenging part was sniffing out the remaining landmines. The fence has fallen down in some places and the lawn is not a lawn anymore so it was hard to tell where the minefield begins. It would be more difficult if it still had power.

They do not have a pit full of gold coins that you can swim in.

[Blacksmiths and Engineers (both departments)]
Is gold useful for anything? Or diamonds?

eta: We will trade at a good rate for luxury foods or camping supplies and survival gear.
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[Carol Danvers]
Did you have other military bases that you wanted to check? I had already looked up the security for Fort Knox so I knew how to get in but Pixie and I could try other places as well.
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I am so sick and tired of this universe jumping crap and everything going to shit.

You know what? Avengers Assemble. So you can all kiss my ass.

MILITARY & COMMAND:

Surveillance spotted three disturbances just outside our perimeter. To the north, our intel indicates the presence of four frost giants. East south east, roughly 100 robots. West, orcs.

We're taking volunteers from our military ranks to form three separate teams to handle this. These teams will investigate the disturbances, and defend our home. From what I've been told about what's out there, you should expect hostility. The remaining military will then be assigned to the second and third lines of defense, as well as guard posts, to ensure all of the civilians within our walls are safe. You'll provide back-up, if necessary. Listen to your commanders' orders.

It should go without saying, but until we tell you otherwise, this information is strictly classified. There is no need to incite panic among the rest of the population if we can take care of this at a distance, and I have faith that we can. If these threats make it past our front line, we'll handle it. For now, we're concentrating on making sure they don't get close enough to breach our walls in the first place.

[ooc: remember, only the volunteers designated on this post will be on the first teams out; everyone else will be assigned other jobs!]