The 100; a panfandom game

Has anyone seen Tonks?

Sarah and Kira are gone. And I'm alone a

So there's that. Again.

ALISON:

People keep asking about you, love. The demons are gone or cured; you can talk to people. It's safe.

And Felicia keeps bringing you presents that I'm pretty sure she stole from other people.

So, I was given a list of names of people that are here that would help me acclimatise. Which is all well and good and everything most of them I'd be delighted to speak with but some of that list is just entirely impossible and rather a cruel joke if I'm honest. And others I have no wish to see.

But they tell me Nymphadora is here?

I'm honestly unsure of what to believe right now.

Private to Lily, Remus, James

Are you around tonight?

Let's get on with the introductions, then. I'm Professor Minerva McGonagall. I shall be teaching, although what I'm to teach, I don't yet know.

I appreciate that the medical staff wished to have a familiar face facilitate my arrival, but I've spent enough time in a hospital bed of late. I understand that over a dozen of my current and former students may be able to assist me. If you were intending to come and see me, I seem to be in a Muggle laundry room at the moment.

Hello is this working

I was told this is how I should introduce myself but I fail to understand how this works.

I am Kili of the House of Durin. I suspect that means little in a place such a this.

Why is everything so small?

Gwen

Will you mock me mercilessly if I ask you to the dance?

Personally, I don't think I did too bad on my very first time ever playing Capture The Flag.

Private to Remus

Moony?

Fuck you, Snape!

Sure, I wasn't doing anything important today.

Hello.

I realise this may be a bad time, but [...] there's never going to be a good time.

Last night I wrote up something about being a my condition, and it may be helpful for those of you who are now affected — and helpful for those of you who aren't, as well, so you might understand the specifics of what people here will be going through.

If you've been bitten, or if you've been scratched, I'm so sor here to offer whatever advice I can and emotional sup perhaps emotional support. I also understand that I might be the last person you'd like to speak to, considering the circumstances.

A Practical Guide to Werewolfry/Lycanthropy.


JAMES POTTER:

Thank you, for what you told me. It made me feel a bit less hopeless. Maybe somehow, here, I can do some good, too.

JAMES, LILY, + SIRIUS:

Unrelated, but how, precisely, are we dealing with the ~Severus~ situation? I've done my best to have a civil conversation with him and I think given the war we're all past the point of namecalling and pranks. But I've got a few creative hexes that I

HARRY POTTER:

I've a question for you.

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SON?

Filter to Remus, Sirius, James, and Lily

So, is there anything else you lot want to tell me before I hear about it on the network? I already know that Remus has a boyfriend. Anything else, so I don't make a fool of myself?

Is publicly calling for someone's death acceptable now?

I know whenever something stupid comes out of someone's mouth, other people are thinking it, so let me tell you all this: Remus is fine. He's fucking fine. He had an accident while he was taking precautions that have been working for years, and it's not his fault the one he bit was a goddamn psychopath who started an army. He's as much a member of the community as any of us, and I will bitchslap the next person who gives him shit, because it's the week before the full moon and this is when I get the best sex, so if I lose out because my hot boyfriend is too sad to put out, I will come for you.

Be fucking nice to him, or shut up.



Remus:

You all right, darling?

So let me make sure I've got this straight.

Werewolves showed up in pods. One bit a Grounder. Now the Grounders can kill us in new, exciting ways as the curse or whatever spreads.



And this werewolf who bit the Grounder is still alive, because...?

Who: Sirius Black and Remus Lupin
When: Today
Where: Their room
What: Fighting over Peter
Rating: TBD.

( ... )

Harry

Are you getting into trouble already?

I'm still not convinced this isn't an elaborate joke put on by some wanker who thinks it'd be funny to pull one over on Potter, but I'm told that I should introduce myself.

I'm Harry Potter. Hello. They've put me in 504-X2, and I am a prison guard.

MARAUDERS:

I know I've been mopey for...

A while, all right? But I've decided to stop, I need to cheer up. I just want my son I want my baby Merlin I just want my baby back, I just

Let's do something together. Who wants to set me on fire? I'm almost positive I've got that charm down.