The 100; a panfandom game

Alright. I don't ask for much. A roof, a hot meal every now and again, everlasting glory. You know, reasonable things. Never thought I'd need to add not being shipped off to a dead world to the list.

Could've at least made Athos suffer this madhouse with us. I mean, yeah France is about to go to war, and they need him, but he needs US, damn it.


Is anyone even seeing this? I better not be bloody talking to myself.

So, I've been filled in. And, told that my family's here. Albeit all grown up. Which I'm still not entirely sure how to believe until I see you all.

So, Weasleys. ROLL CALL!!!!

And, to everyone else. Hi, I'm Molly. Looks like I'll be working in the kitchens with some of you.

And, I'm really sorry I'm not your wife, Rory.

Uh. Anyone missing some kind of crystal... thing?

Since it has recently been a question, I thought it pertinent to make an announcement:

The Rose, our local Mount Weather tavern, is not for children. That said, we judge whether you're a child or not based more or less on how you look and how you behave. If you show up being fifteen and not looking eleven and ask politely for a drink and don't cause any trouble, I don't particularly care.

Regardless of your age, we will boot you out if you can't behave yourself - and please, please do not get any notion that because I'm small or because I'm an elf I'm not capable of ousting you - but as long as you appear to know how to conduct yourself, you'll be fine. And if you have questions on how to conduct yourself, feel free to ask. I've got a good barkeep's love of giving advice.

FILTERED NORMANDY CREW:

Attention Normandy Crew! Bit of good news for you today - Mordin, I was about to just pop my head in the lab but this seemed easier to get everyone taken care of - but right.

Archangel has landed. Garrus Vakarian has arrived! Only... thing is that, well. the PodGod made him human. Incredibly human, not like Tali'Zorah where it was a survival thing. But 100% human. Didn't even know it was him at first, but he's awake now and we've been chatting, and he's a bit.. erm. Cranky? Not that I blame him, I sometimes hate being human myself.

Thought you lot might want to come by? Help him out a bit? He hasn't tried walking yet.

FILTERED TO MEDICAL:

One of our latest arrivals is adjusting from being a Turian (alien in the Mass Effect world, Mordin can give more details than I can... probably.) and while he's not hostile, he's a bit upset and could probably use a little extra boost to his morale.

And we've got to help him learn to walk properly.

I need it back. I had my mum's ring on, I never take it off. I don't play with it. Just a simple loop with a small inset stone. Not even a fancy setting. Please, if you see this ring, could you let me know? It's all I

I retired, you know. Just recently. And now I'm here. In this hellhole. No offense, if you like it here, but I was just married.



Literally. Ten minutes ago. And my wife isn't here. Do you know what I had to go through the last two seasons for my love? A lot. I had to die for it. Isabella was engaged to an eleven year old.


Now I have a twin not-brother and no princess. And Sid was right about metal zipper things and he's never going to let me live it down. This is where I would normally make threats, such a "bring my wife to me or I will slice through all of you" yet something tells me that wouldn't work. I need a drink.

THIS IS MY WEDDING NIGHT

ATTENTION!

Childcare is experiencing a sincere lack of care, namely of the adult oversight variety. I did not have time to enlist Captain America to do a rousing speech, but, truly, must I say more than think of the children?

Thor, whatever you happen to be doing, cancel your plans. I already volunteered you to help me.

Well, okay then. I guess that's one way to wake up.

Apparently, I could do a roll call of familiar faces. Any of you want to speak up?

For the rest, I'm August. Nice to meet you.

Blink and you miss it. I'd tell you all not to blink at all, but that advice is better served for another sort of confounding complication.

I'm sorry to those of you who have lost someone. Anything I can do? Apart from breaking more laws in time and space to get them back? I'm in no hurry to do that.

filter: whoverse

Starting to think I ought to check on you all on a weekly basis. Could chip you, I suppose, but I've a feeling you wouldn't be keen on that.

So, spot checks! Quite a whirlwind of absences of late by the looks of things.

[Medical]
Think I'd better take a couple days off. Some weird... family stuff came up.

So.

That happened.

I truly had no wish to relive the psychopath days.

Doctors. I am sorry. And well done on avoiding me.

Clara. You are simply wonderful. Never change.

Rory...well, yes. I suspect we should talk properly now, don't you?

I don't care if that child is normally your best friend, your sweetheart, your first mate, your mother, or what: a tavern is not a place for children. Babies who aren't aware enough to be picking up awful language from our regulars and aren't big enough to get underfoot, fine. Anyone who is currently between the ages of 2 and 15, however, needs to be elsewhere. No one loves children more than I do, and some of these are absolutely adorable, but taverns are for adults!

Oi Doctor?

Any time you want to stop hiding?

FILTER: WHOVERSE + FRIENDS

Go on. Any of you gone teeny tiny on me, then?

New year, new semester, new classes. At least that's how it's supposed to work, but we've lost a few doctors this month, and that's left me a little short-handed. And busy. I don't think I'll sleep again until June.

Don't follow in my footsteps, kids.

If there's anyone with a background in science and/or medicine who'd be willing to pass on their knowledge to others, let me know. I know our population's changed a lot lately, which is all the more reason to make sure we teach other people what we know, so that everyone's in good shape. I could always use the help with teaching, since I'm juggling this and my day job. Dr. Crusher was leading seminars on women's health and maternal/newborn care, for example, and I could use someone to teach biology. Or triage. Or whatever else you want to pass on. Let me know.

And if anyone wants to learn, enrollment starts now. We'll go over your prior knowledge so we don't force you to sit through things you already know. We'll get going again in February.

Hi, I'm Clark. Dr. Chakrabarti and Rory in Medical have told me there's no point in trying to downplay my other identity. My parents named me Kal-El, and the Daily Planet has given me the nickname of Superman. This is apparently very well known here, so I apologize for the subterfuge - the intake staff have been very helpful, I'm sorry I didn't catch any names. I'm not used to being nearly comatose.

This is quite a lot to take in. The world has suffered so much. Did I fail to protect it? Or is this really and truly not the same world I grew up in? Part of me wants to go to Kansas and see if there's anything left. It seems working for the Planet has gotten me in the habit of writing out my thoughts. Sorry for the rambling. If you'll excuse me, I need to find Lois. I was told she was here, too. Thank you for making me feel welcome and not wanting to run experiments. It means a lot.

I do not trust this magic. What trickery is at play?

My arrival a few days ago sparked more drama than I had anticipated. But for anyone that had been poking about, I am not a demon. Firmly sold on that fact, thank you.

I owe it to myself and all of you for a proper introduction, I suppose. I know my brother is fond of going by our last name, but you can simply call me Bethany. I'm a mage, like apparently Garrett, though our fields of specialization seem to be different. I'll be working in Medical, as a healer. It's not something I've done full time in ... a great many years, but I have skill and quite a lot of practice healing people in battle and after.

I'm choosing to take this place as a bit of a retirement. I've spent a great many years underground and on the move, always in battle. Without Darkspawn here, I think I'm content to enjoy the quiet that this place has to offer. Most days.

It's a bit like home in this regard, but I understand not everyone is comfortable or familiar with the idea of magic, so if you have any questions, please feel free to ask. I promise I'm quite easy to get along with. And much prettier than my brother.

Garrett. Is this some kind of joke? Are you avoiding me? This isn't like any Fade I've ever seen and the people-

This is ridiculous.



I'm sorry. Hello. I'm Warden Bethany Hawke, and I was told my brother is here, along with some others I might know, but the brother part seemed impertinent, as he sent me off past Orlais and hasn't answered any of my letters. Aveline wouldn't even let me get a pretty dress.