The 100; a panfandom game

Not eating dragon. Still not eating deer. But the rest of you, enjoy.

Everyone fought well yesterday. She was a beautiful creature, let us treat her well.

[CHARLIE WEASLEY (and anyone else who tried to save the dragon!)]

I appreciate your respect and dedication to my kind, but I cannot say I'm sorry for how things went.

[Charlie Weasley]
I'm sorry about the dragon. I wish I could have done more to help save it. If only Totenkinder were here I will promise you though that every single bit of that dragon will go to good use. I know it's not much, but it's the best we've got right now. Which is probably so not what you want to hear right now. God, Rose. Why are you so

There is much discussion on what to do with the dragon that has been attacking villages. Here are the facts:

• We have several Grounder refugees who made it here in the nick of time.
  
• We do not have a map of Grounder villages so we cannot send this creature to live somewhere else that is uninhabited.
  
• We have no assurances that the food in some fairytale preservation area would not run out, and that it wouldn't seek food nearby, endangering Grounders and us alike.
  
• We are currently in the midst of a very serious food shortage. We've run dangerously low on meat for most citizens, blood for vampires, and brain for our zombie citizen.
  
• We have all of Camp Jaha to support which we were not prepared for when we stockpiled our food for the winter.
  
• Wizards would be able to get dibs on dragon bone and blood for potions and spells.
  
• The scales could be used in clothing and armor.
  
• We have no solid hunting leads, especially not with the amounts of animals that are being found frozen by what appears to be magic.

Many of you want to destroy it, many want to preserve it. A few want to transfigure it into something else. All of those are legitimate ideas that deserve serious thought for. However, this administration cannot forget that we have another three months of winter with supplies running well below normal.

I am sorry to say that the chancellor's feeling on the matter is confused. Her compassion drives her to want to preserve the creature, but the pragmatist who cares for her people considers its ethical death to be a priority. The pros and cons are simply too great for her to ignore.

Priority to those who could kill the beast, but those who would like to attempt transfiguring are welcome to try. However, if you get in the way of those attempting to bring it down, there will be consequences.

Who has experience with dragons?

There is nothing worse than half a dozen sick babies, and I know that I'm going to get sick in the middle of all of this. I'll press on, though. Work to be done, but if anyone needs anything for the Chancellor, I'm in my housing unit, but I can be reached through radio.

I ask that all of those who are experiencing symptoms and are in positions where they will be dealing with people to please stay in your quarters. We will fill in without having to jeopardize your health.

[Animals & Agriculture]

I've been asked to take over for Neville as second-in-command for our department. I'm not sure how many of you know about my history. I was the leader of what we called "The Farm" back home, which was the home of all of the animal Fables that couldn't afford or didn't want a human glamour. We were not only self sustaining, but we also provided the Fables in the city with all of their agricultural needs. I guess you could say I am uniquely qualified for the job, which was why I was asked. I'm taking 24 hours to decide though because I don't want to take over a department that doesn't want me at it's head. Did that once, wasn't fun. So, speak now with your objections or forever hold your peace and all that.

BIGBY WOLF:

Cancel anything you had planned tonight.

ROSE RED & LOKI:

I know this is last minute, but I'm taking a much needed break tonight. One of you will need to mind the children.

I'm sorry to lose Neville. The greenhouse isn't the same without him.

TONY GATES & SIMON TAM & GARRET HAWKE:

We're looking for a suitable replacement for Dr. Crusher. I hesitate to put more on your shoulders, especially given that this is predominantly an administrative position, but I wondered who you would recommend? Does anyone have hospital administration or laboratory administration?

ROSE RED:

I've offered your name for the position of Second in Command for Animals & Agriculture. You did so wonderfully at the Farm, and I think it's a shame to waste that talent.

If you're not into the idea, let me know as soon as possible.

God, I'm officially turning thirty This Year. I know it's not actually any more significant than any other age, but it sure feels like it.

My ankle's healing up though and I want to go back to training properly, now that I'm not getting all my exercise pole dancing and fighting bad guys on the regular. Would anyone be interested in joining me for morning yoga? I'd be doing it every day so you could turn up as rarely or often as you feel like. And because someone's bound to ask, yes, it would probably be early. Maybe sometime around 6.30 or 7 for half an hour or an hour?

Hey, just so you all know, if anyone wants a shoulder to cry on now that the truth spell is over...

Don't call me. I know too much about all of you now. Thanks for that.

Well, Christmas happened, and we all got through it. Well done. Although I wonder if we wouldn't be better off to celebrate a different holiday at this time next year. Maybe not something for the Podsayer, but a general thanks for the people we have here, and for the shelter we have and the fact that we do have food, clothing, and loved ones surrounding us, even if they're new to us. Americans had their Thanksgiving, and maybe we should to, at Winter Solstice.

Boy Blue was right. I always date whoever adds excitement to my life, not the person who actually deserves my love like he did. He couldn't fix me. I don't think anyone can. I hurt him so badly. I knew he was in love with me, but I didn't do anything about it. I was too afraid to let myself be in love with someone who would actually treat me right because I'm convinced that I don't deserve it.

I miss him every day. Every single minute.

The melodrama is extremely irritating. Think of the children and keep it to yourself.

( cw: flippant discussion of suicide (he's not serious, but he's crass) )

Someday, we're going to have bloody boring lives, with no madness like we just had. I'm glad everyone's all right, and you'll all be glad to know that somehow the greenhouse was left out of the fun. It's still in tact, which means that all of the plants held within are still there, and thriving. Unfortunately, the roses that we were trying to grow in the hydroponics rooms inside the moutain fell victim to Bloody Mary, so we won't be planting any come spring. I have snagged a few of the pointsettias, though, and they'll be transplanted soon. They'll be a nice addition to the plant life here, I think.

ATTENTION RESIDENTS OF MOUNT WEATHER:

It's come to my attention recently that one of our Fables has been spotted around Mount Weather. Her name is Bloody Mary, and she's a lot more vicious and cruel than you may even think. She can use any reflective surface — mirrors, windows, glasses — as a portal which means that if you have any of those things in your housing, you may want to remove them temporarily until she can be dealt with. She has short black hair with red streaks at the front, freckles and is pale.

I know that a lot of you may believe that you can handle her, but I urge you not to take her on by yourself. She very nearly killed Bigby several times, and he's a tough son of a bitch. I ask that you inform us if you see her, and then find a safe location without a reflective surface.

BIGBY WOLF:

Well, that was a complete fuck-up. Times like this I wish I could have a bottle of Scoth.

I've already gotten with Law Enforcement this morning. They're beefing up presence around the compound, making themselves known more. Nothing out of the ordinary in the aftermath of this bullshit. Personally, I think the guy should have been shoved down the Witching Well for all eternity, but goddamnit if people don't just get in the way of doing things by the book.

ROSE RED:

I need you to mind the cubs a little longer, for obvious reasons. If you need help, get Loki.

LOKI:

Rose might ask for help. Do whatever you feel you need to.

Okay, whatever was used in the last batch of soap that went out smells like a birthday party barfed on it.