The 100; a panfandom game

It's March 8th, which means today is the birthday of the kindest, smartest, bravest, and most gorgeous woman I know.

Happy birthday, MJ!
All the best and all the love to you, Red.

[[OOC: This message appears not only in the above network post, but also on every non-essential TV screen/monitor in all the departments throughout Mount Weather today for a few minutes.]]

616 MARVEL PEOPLE:

All right, come on.

Carol keeps looking at me weird, and anytime I go near the blind one, he pretends he can't hear me walking. I'm friends with some of you in your reality, and I assume that's fucking awesome, but I don't know you, and you don't know me very, so can you all just come and talk to me like normal people? I get along just fine with Sideburns Wolverine, no shared universe needed.

So, I dunno, I'm not good at friends and I'm not very nice, but you should talk to me and I'll talk back at you and we'll get to know each other.

At least the apocalypse has Facebook? Priorities.


Uh Hey. It's Clint. I was told I have people. Katie?

If I'm gonna wake up with a headache like this, it should be because of something fun the night before.

[Pete Spidey Parker Spidey Peter & Amadeus]

Uh... there were like memory things people were talking about, right? Getting new ones and all, yeah? What do you know 'bout 'em?

Holy end of the world, Batman!

But seriously. There has to be a bar.

Someone tell me there's a bar and some hot guys to ogle, and I'll be happy. For the night.

Right.

For those of you I've not met directly, I apologize. I've not been as present and available as I should be, and I'm going to fix that from here on. My name is Clarke, for those who are new. I serve as Co-Head of Operations alongside Bellamy.

I'm going to be establishing a consistent set of 'office hours' on Sunday afternoons from 2pm until 5pm. Basically, I'll be available for questions, comments, concerns, etc. Whatever you have on your mind, I'm willing to listen. I want to make sure that we're functioning as well as possible within the mountain.

Of course, I'm always available outside of Sundays too, I just may be a bit more distracted.

That's about it. Have a nice night.

OTHER DEPARTMENT HEADS & SECONDS-IN-COMMAND

Hello. I'm trying to make sure I'm not completely behind and off-base -- would you mind giving me a general idea of what's going on in each department? It's not required, obviously, but it'd help me get caught up on what I've missed while distracted. Just a general gist sort of thing, that's all I'm interested in. If you've got any special projects that I can help with, let me know that too.

Thanks.

FILTER TO PETER PARKER

Peter, I need some distraction, do you have any additionally work I can be getting on with?

FILTER TO BELLAMY BLAKE

Are you available for a chat? Your welcome to come to my place or I can meet you the common room?

YO! Attn: Some Douchebag Named Grant; Sing me the song of your people & tell me about yourself.


Oh and since I didn't introduce myself last time since I was too busy being mad about multiverse, I'm Jess Drew. Spider-Woman. From the arguably more fucked up Avengers & X-Men world, but I say arguably because I like to leave a little chance that the other one might still beat us. No, I'm not related to Peter Parker or any of the other Spider-People, but they're the good sort and I'll punch you if you're mean to them.

Peter, buddy. How are you at basketball? I'm dying for a weekly pick-up match. Nothing serious, just a little time in the gym.

PEETA MELLARK:

Sun's out today. Want to have a cup of coffee outside and chat?

CULLEN:

Got plans tomorrow morning? I was thinking we could go for a jog, get some fresh air, shoot the shit.

RAVI:

So I may have suggested to Liv that she start wearing the engagement ring again.

I think someone's tiny fuzzy elephant pet left a present in the mess hall entrance. Heads-up, people. Or heads-down, I guess.

FILTERED TO TECH DEPARTMENTS:

Wow, hi. There's a lot of you now. I've been doing my best to catch everyone on the way in and give the welcome spiel, but just in case I missed anyone...

Look, Simba. Everything the light touches is our kingdom --

Wait, wrong speech. I'm Peter. Officially, I'm Second-in-Command of the tech departments, but that sounds super intimidating. I'm just the guy you can come to if you need something or need something to happen to get your job done. I know there's a lot of itchy fingers and questions about when we get to work on personal projects, and... trust me, I feel that pain, too. I'm hoping once spring shows up, we'll be able to get some more supplies in here, and I can give some of you a thumbs-up to do your thing. But hang in there, okay?

I am so sick and tired of this universe jumping crap and everything going to shit.

You know what? Avengers Assemble. So you can all kiss my ass.

[Filter to Peter Parker, MJ Watson, and Ben Reilly]

I'm not quite sure what the etiquette rules are here for this situation, but between work and hanging out with you guys and little Benjy, I'm not sure my room is really getting much use as it should. Meanwhile, there's a newly open room in your place... Would anyone be opposed if I moved my crash space there?

You really think you've been through it all and then, boom, universe proves you wrong.

Spider-Family

Uh, thanks. For, y'know, not just knocking me out until everything got fixed. Which, if you haven't heard, it did. So, don't worry about me crawling through the ventilation shafts again.

Loki

Hey.

Any luck with those dark alleys?

FILTERED TO BEN & PETER'S FRIENDS/COWORKERS/ETC.

Everyone's having the same weird day, huh? Okay, big favor to ask...

If you see a guy who looks like a teenage me, call him Peter and DO NOT tell him anything about clones or Ben Reilly. I'm trying to handle this best I can. Thaaaanks!

WHO: Pete and Re-Pete are in a boat Peter Parker and 'Ben Reilly'
WHAT: Ben wakes up in a strange place and runs into Peter who just hurts his head
WHEN: Monday 'morning' (forward dated obviously)
WHERE: Casa de Parker-Reilly-Angel before heading in the hallways to the mess hall
WARNINGS: don't think so?
STATUS: complete

( Sorry, wrong room. )

Who would I need to talk to about having a night devoted to dancing at the tavern?

PETER PARKER:

I wish we could forget her again. Just that. I'll take all the other memories, if someone could just take away the memories of May.

[ooc: posted after Loki's message]

[Filter to Mayday]

Bring, bring, bring. Wake up call for the best niece around! If you need a wake up call. Didn't know if you got the sick or did that oversleeping thing we sometimes do because there aren't enough hours in the day and then it catches up. Anyways, it's probably later than you think and Benjy's terrorizing the daycare, so if you need us to pick him up, we can do that.

[ooc: few minutes after first filter]
[Filter to Spider-Family

Hey, have any of you seen Mayday around? She didn't go to pick up Benjy and I haven't been getting any answers back from her.

[Technology Engineering Team]

Hey Team! I'm hella excited to be working with all of you. I got to see the roster and it's pretty much a Dream Team. I should warn you all, I'm always like this, so hopefully you enjoy high energy and mad creativity, because it's what I love to do. Do we have a current list of projects? Open to new ones? I don't want to step on toes or anything, order and stuff is important. I've got ideas and they want to be free.

[Captain America]

This is awkward. Your thoughts on the arrangement, sir? Any advice?

[Alpha Team: Flash Thompson (TRN123), Steve Rogers, Rocket, Illya, Ringer]

I'm heading out soon to try and track down this dragon or whatever it turns out to be, but we'll meet when I get back. The top brass decided to restructure so here we are. You'll still be doing all the same things you have been in addition to working more as a team. Some of us know each other already, others only in passing. Let's take this opportunity to introduce ourselves and let the team know what skills you have.

I'll start us off. My name's Eugene Thompson but my friends all call my Flash. I was a Corporal in the armed services back home. I did two tours, one in southeast Asia, the other in Iraq. I was wounded in combat, later received the Medal of Honor, then was chosen to participate in a special government program. I'm currently bonded to an alien symbiote that does double duty as a super suit/body armor/whatever I need it to. I'm familiar with weapons and have a background with boxing and wrestling. I'm used to working on my own and leading small squads.

I come from a military background but I'm not going to make any of you stand on ceremony. You can call me Flash or Thompson or Sergeant. Anything as long as it's not "Sarge". Keep your head in the game, pull your weight, and our team will be in good shape.

[Friends*]

Guess who made Sergeant? Never thought I'd see the day.

*OOC: Feel free to assume.

FILTERED TO NORMIE:

Psst, you.