The 100; a panfandom game

So I kind of unabashedly love Dirty Dancing and may or may not have had a crush on Patrick Swayze through my formative years because of it. He's like the wind.

Movie night makes me miss being able to go to movie premieres and stuff. Not that there was as much time to do so over the last while back home, but still.

Yesterday was kind of exhausting, right? Glad it seems to have stopped. I'll miss Elsa. She was nice. They all leave eventu

The rest of you are here, right? And by the rest of you, I mean those people I've gotten to know and who are awesome.

TRISH WALKER

So I don't know that I really can completely qualify for your AA thing, because of the werewolf thing, but I'd like to come if I could. Is that okay?

So when I was a kid, my dad used to do this thing where he'd have my brother and me come up with the best-worst jokes we possibly could and compete to see who could make him laugh. This was mostly a 'shut the fuck up and let me drink in peace,' mostly because he'd be passed out by the time we actually came up with something to give him, but Cam always always won. (Winning was usually decided by whoever Dad didn't throw hi grunted at least aggressively first.) I usually just spent too much time messing around and pulled something out of a stupid joke book -- Cam was the funnier one.

When I was in Paris, I heard one that I thought was pretty great in exactly the dumb way I always liked as a kid. "Two cats are competing in a race across a river. One is American, called One-Two-Three, and the other is French, called Un-Deux-Trois. Only the American one made it across, unfortunately -- Un-Deux-Trois cat sank."

I'm not sure what made me think of this, but here we are.

[ Elsa ]

Are you responsible for the very Isaac-shaped ice sculpture? Because it's most definitely the coolest I've ever looked, pun intended.

People are so annoying to me. This weekend I got a lot of "you're very cute but a little young for me". This is a general announcement that I'm 18ish, and therefore an adult and capable of making my own decisions about having sex and relationships. I don't understand why people get uncomfortable about age differences. Do they think that I'm immature because I'm not some magic number? And that I will become mature on a specific birthday?

I've gone through a lot. I was a coyote for seven years after I ate my mom and sister. I was targeted by assassins. I took algebra in summer school. Horrible stuff like that. And I say 18ish because I don't know how coyotes age or if my time spent as one "counted".

Is it a "take advantage of a younger person" thing? Because if someone tries to take advantage of me, I'll just kill them. See? You can totally date me now.

I don't care if people aren't interested in me because they think I'm weird. That's their poor life decision that they will later regret, because I'm an awesome girlfriend. But I don't understand why people get hung up over age. Can someone explain it to me in a way that will help me no longer think you're all being stupid?

{Edited to Add] Lydia suggested that I get to know someone before I date them and find true love. Please apply for consideration here.

Generally, if I'm going to walk into another world, I'd like to actually walk into it instead of being randomly dropped. But this tablet is fascinating, I've been trying to work on an updated interface for some of my machines and haven't come close to anything like this.

Intake told me that Avatar Korra is here and I haven't seen her yet. If you've met her, you know it. Could someone point me toward her?

Is there something happening?

Lydia looks like she's going to scream. She only does that when someone dies, and now they won't let me go outside to hunt. Is someone dying outside? Who is it? All my friends are here so it's not anyone I care about, but someone else might care about them.

What's going on?

[FILTERED TO GEORGE LASS]

Is it feeling like a particularly Reap-y day to you? Something is off, but I can't pinpoint it.

[FILTERED TO TEEN WOLF]

Something is going to happen soon. I don't know what, but it's... I don't know. Not in the mountain. But big. Less screams and voices of the dead and more yelling and sonic transference. I feel death but I can't pin it on anyone here.

PS totally as tired of this place as I am of home. At least home isn't like sleeping in Motel Glen Capri every night.

I'm Crowley. I've been here since late May. Do I really need an introduction at this point? You should be listening to me on your radio every Sunday at noon. You should have voted several months ago for me to be your councilor. You should ignore supposedly upstanding citizens and authority figures who call for murdering me or putting me through legal proceedings just for existing (oh yes, that really happens here).

Ask me anything.

And allow me to ask my listeners: what shall I call my radio show now that it's solely mine?

I know we have movies on Saturday nights, but since there's quite a lot of people here who came from similar worlds at a similar time there are some movies we all grew up knowing very, very well. Daisy's post was a reference to one of those, The Princess Bride, which I'd like to show tomorrow night. There should be room to one end of the 501 commons so we won't need to clear the mess hall. If needs be I can set up an extra monitor or two and sync the video.

(Parents: The Princess Bride is child-friendly down to about maybe 8 or 10?)

If there's enough interest I found a few more movies from around the same time that we could watch on future nights - including Labyrinth, The Never-Ending Story, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Gremlins, Teen Wolf, The Lost Boys, and the movie version of the community theatre club's upcoming show, Little Shop of Horrors. I could probably arrange to play that one just before auditions open.

Is anyone still missing anything?

OOC: Assume that if no one else claimed it, that Gavroche actually managed to get some objects to the right people

Eponine and Apollo

All fixed. Everyone should have everything they were missing now.

Pretty sure my teenage students are in for a whirlwind come tomorrow. As long as they don't turn out like teenage me, I'll have been successful.

And Miss Walker, whoever you are -- you are a natural on the radio. I don't usually even like radio. Call it the snobby pen-to-paper writer in me.

Chess club, sex ed, space pods... you people really have everything accounted for here, don't you. Color me impressed.

Who else here is a Teacher? And, more importantly, what are you teaching?

To the person who took If anyone finds a pocket watch, I'll take it back. No questions asked. It's dan- It has sentimental value.

I'm really, really sorry about the power cut yesterday. I can still sort of hear them, just... now I know it's not real.

[Malia]
Thanks for not leaving me.

Anya's gone, if anyone's looking for her. She disappeared this morning.

Has anyone seen Sara? Sara Lance? It'd be just my luck I hope she's not gone too. I hope I'm just being paranoid and we just keep missing each other.

Finding yourself out of time and place, with questions pertaining to sex, birth control options and seeking information on any topic surrounding those? You're in luck! Join Nurse Temple and I in the library on the 4th, 5pm, for the Mount Weather Sex Seminar.

We'll be offering advice, education, tips, answering questions and showing how to properly use condoms. Everyone, all walks of life, are welcome. But if you're a kid, I don't want any mums hunting me down, so get permission first, yeah? Even if you're not sexually active at current, this information will hopefully be very valuable for your future.

And yes, this is what I needed those molds for. Get your minds out of the gutter, pervs.

I'll also mention that this is a safe zone. You heckle, bully, shame or insult anyone, and you'll be escorted out. And you don't want me as your enemy, trust me on that. I work with needles.

So is this part of the apocalypse? Should I expect an occasional burst of youth every now and then? Because to be honest, reliving my childhood kind of sounds like a nightmare.

But hey, I don't mind kids. If anyone needs help, let me know.

Lydia, Jordan, Kira, Malia -- you guys all good?

Okay. Time out. Someone needs to explain what the hell is going on.

If this is the future, then humanity really fucked up.

So. I'm Isaac. This isn't exactly the way I pictured the end of the world going. I mean, I guess this is better than work would've been. And at least I wasn't awake inside of that pod thing. Little victories?

Sorry, I'm shit at introductions. I'll tell you anything you want to know, though. Apparently, I know some people here already?

Stiles and I broke up. That's what I saw in the water.

I was waiting for him to I'm angry and I'm sad and I'm angry that I'm sad, and if he shows up here I think we should donate him to the vampires.