The 100; a panfandom game

You have no idea how relieved I am that whatever force took my friends away from here has brought them back again.

I hope everyone else has their loved ones back, too.

WHO: Dorian Grey (Dorian Pavus) + Maria Grey (Lady Maria)
WHEN: Backdated to the day of Ben and Dorian's breakup in Storybrooke
WHERE: Dorian and Maria's Storybrooke home
WHAT: Dorian confesses to Maria that he wants to recommit to their marriage, and this doesn't go over well at all.
WARNINGS: N/A

( I've been selfish. And I want to apologize. )

Who: Laura Kinney
When: +/- 2.25pm Sunday
Where: Outside Mount Weather
What: First she thought she was going crazy. But the reality is so much worse.
Warnings: Physical and emotional abuse, underage sex work, coercion, self harm, violence, near-death.

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I'm a freaking soccer mom.


eta: Meet in the bar until someone fixes this.

I want to see my mom.

[ooc: Not long after everyone returns.]

Who's Welcome back, everyone.

[Military]

Will we be resuming our old duty assignments or keeping current schedules?

[Jacob Frye + Wanda Maximoff]

I hope As nice Are you both here?

I feel like I missed my birthday. I didn't of course, but it didn't mean anything to me there. My family might have been messed up at home, but whether it was my father or Wilson, they always found time to do something.

There is one I haven't missed though. Happy birthday, Matt. I've been under a magic spell and didn't get you anything.

[Friends, roomies]
I need to clear my head, get out of here for a few days. Three, specifically. Since everything's a bit of a mess here I'll stick around to help out for the rest of the day and head out tomorrow. I've got a tracker and I'll leave a map with my planned route and campsite marked, stick within the five mile radius, and bring first aid gear and a flare. I suppose my tablet too in case I want to read, though I'm not sure if it will be able to connect to the network out there or how long the battery will last. You can expect me back about lunchtime on the 21st and start getting worried if I'm not back by sunset.

Dead sorry about missing the battle. Evie and I are sorting out times for Fight Club. We'll let you know when's the next time available to hit the stuffing out of each other.

Right then, what next? Suppose there's to be some sort of poking around about the magic that sent us off, yeah? Defer to the magic-users on the specifics; I wouldn't know a rabbit from a hat, and my standing about and glowering's no help to anyone.

Besides that, moving forward. We've had what, three times spells have gone belly up? Isn't right. There's got to be some sort of process in place when doing big magic? Someone to check with at the least? If not, well. Let's do it, let's have a civilization, and all the legal processes that entails, God help us.

So how do we get started?

WHO: Fenris and Hawke
WHEN: Immediately upon return from Storybrooke
WHERE: Medical
WHAT: Fenris goes looking for Hawke, Hawke goes looking for Fenris, and they find each other.
WARNINGS: Discussion of possible future murder

( Maker, you have got to stop disappearing on me. )

The last time I got out of medical, everyone had disappeared. Interesting that this time I get out of medical, everyone's back. It's better this way.

[CISCO]

It was too quiet without you-

[PORTHOS]

You owe
You missed a battle. And my birthday.

[POE]

You disappeared.
Whenever we get back, we need to put in a request for some of that wookie brandy. It's good stuff.

[MARA JADE]

I'm considering asking for a transfer out of the scouts. You've been great as a commander, really, top three I've served under, at least, but I'm just not sure this is where I should be. I'm not much use without my x-wing

[ Filtered to Simon ]

Simon? They said you were here. Simon? It's Catherine.

[ /Filter ]

Can we just not with magic that gives me a body again? Thank you. It's good to be home. Or whatever this place is. Isaac, this is me dumping you. You're very sweet but I don't think we're compatible here. I will always think well of the good times, at least the ones that I can remember, because honestly a lot of this is really blurry.

YOU'D BETTER ALL BE BACK
OMG
I'VE BEEN ALL BY MYSELF FOR LIKE HALF THE MONTH AND IT TOOK A WEEK TO HEAL PROPERLY AND THEN WE GOT ATTACKED AGAIN


ps if you're missing any of your stuff I have it. Long story.

I understand the mage responsible for the latest disaster is in custody. When will charges be brought, and who will sit in judgment of her wrongs?

[Snow White]
I'm back! Surprise? Although I'm not quite sure I ever really left. It was like... we were all in some kind of alternate reality? It was awful. And I kind of want to talk about

So, I saw that my second in command position went to someone else. Is that permanent? It would be only fair. No-one knew that we didn't go back home.

Hiiii. I'm Judy Hopps. Officer Judy Hopps. I wasn't really expecting to wake up — here. I thooooought maybe I stepped on the wrong train and got off in Rainforest District, but this doesn't look like a rainforest at all. Lots of green, kind of wet, but not a rainforest.

Then they tell me I'm on Earth, but no one here looks like any animal I know at all. Never seen anyone like — what are you called? Forgive me if that sounds rude or unthinking, I've just never seen anything like you.

I'm an officer in law enforcement, so hello! I'm your new coworker. I REALLY hope I don't have to start all over with the token bunny stuff again

[...] There's no parking meters here, right?

ZOMBIE TRIO:

What the hell happened to you while you were gone, Ravi? I missed you so much I think I could kiss that beard.

KAYLEE FRYE:

Hey, roomie. Welcome back. I have all of your stuff here. Major and I didn't want to let anyone else take it.

I am so happy to be back behind my bar, with my Alistair and my friends. Tavern regulars, you're all getting hugs when you come in. Deal with it.

[Filtered to Thedas]
And speaking of friends, we need a Wicked Grace night, promptly. Non-Thedosian friends and lovers welcome, of course, but I want to celebrate being back together, and congratulate all of you who beat back the goblins on a job well done.

Small town life isn't really my thing any more, but I can't say I'm happy to be back here.

You guys haven't figured out a way out of here yet?

It's good to see all of you again. It wasn't the same around here. Sorry about the smell and the mess.

How many of us have gotten new... I guess we're calling them memories from home? More than once? Since we're on the topic of messing with our heads.

KAREN PAGE:

Did anyone explain that sometimes we wake up remembering new things we'd lived through in our world, even though we've definitely been here for months? Because that's a thing.

[ooc: proooooobably discussion of daredevil season 2 in the comments, 'cause i finally canon-bumped]

Anyone got a good cure for the worst hangover ever. That ain't that whole hair of the dog shit.

I BET YOU THOUGHT I'D TAKE A DAY OFF.

Hells naw. It's still Cooking with Cisco, which is a lot like Cooking with Crisco, but really my stuff's way tastier. Now, granted, I haven't had a lot of time to prepare and I've been told Goblin is totally not a healthy food option - soooOooOOoo today is veggie enchiladas.

For those of you that immediately went eugh, veggies, I swear to you on everything I care about (a list that mostly contains electronics and tacos), you're going to love these. If you've never had a fresh corn tortilla and a spicy 'chilada gravy, you haven't lived. Or lived more than once. It's hard to count lives around here, amirite?

Come forth, learn from the master (then help feed the masses). Perhaps during the lesson, I will regale you with tales of my days as a Radio DJ in Sunny Weatherbrooke!

[Veronica Mars]

We're cool, right? Not weird. I won't make it weird. If you still want that X-Ambassadors concert, I've got MP3s. Not QUITE the same, but hey. Uh, that is, assuming you remember stuff. If you don't, PRETEND I WROTE NOTHING.

Hey.
I need to talk to you about something.
It's about....well something that happened when I was in that other place.
Where I wasn't really me.

Ah, yes, welcome back me. I do hope Mr. Porter will forgive me for encouraging his students to blow up half the school. It wasn't as though it was me doing the persuading now, was it? Can you believe I played the bagpipes at my mother's funeral? Now, there's a story for the memory books, if there ever was one.




Looks like you managed to take down half the mountain while we were off having a lovely time. So, I suppose that indoor pond will have to wait. And I'll be having a word with Tolkien if he ever shows about the destructive nature of his orcs.

WHO: Peeta Mellark + Katniss Everdeen
WHEN: Right when the curse breaks! April 17.
WHERE: The flower shop in Storybrooke
WHAT: Peeta and Katniss both get snapped back to reality while still in Storybrooke, and Peeta does not handle it well at all.
WARNINGS: N/A, references to Peeta's brainwashing/etc.

( If you could be anywhere right now, somewhere that you felt safe, where would it be? )

LET ME MAKE ONE THING CLEAR: MOUNT WEATHER COMMUNITY THEATER WILL BE RESUMING REHEARSALS ON TUESDAY.

We are not letting this break us, people. Come to rehearsal tomorrow, we'll be reviewing everything that we probably forgot and catching up and figuring out where to go from here. This is going to be a team effort and I'm going to need all hands on deck. Cast, crew, everyone. I'd make cupcakes, but we've got to pay attention to rations right now, so no cupcakes. I still expect to see all of you!

We're going to hit the ground running and get this up in two weeks. That means long rehearsals, extra rehearsals, working outside of rehearsals. We can do it!

This show is not cursed

CLONE CLUB:

Felix, I can't say this enough: I am so sorry we left you alone. If I'd had a say in the matter, none of this would have happened. Thank you for taking care of Oscar and Gemma. I

They took me away from my kids.

DEAN WINCHESTER:

Um. Hi. I'm sorry for the hot glue.

We're even now?

Saluti, Mount Weather. I am Claudia Auditore, and I arrived this morning with my daughter, Giuliana. We are far from home, which is Italy - though if you know my brother Ezio, you likely already knew that of me.

I am to be a teacher, here, and I have a great deal of experience imparting knowledge to children and women. For instance, the last several years I have been Madame of the most popular brothel in Roma, and the ladies there have benefited greatly from my studies. I am told you lack the brothel, so I shall be content to teach the knowledge to the children instead.


And anything you might have heard from my brother is likely untrue or exaggerated, he is a terrible storyteller. I also feel much sympathy if you had to listen to any tales of his romantic life, he likes to go on and on about it.

TRIGGER WARNING: Talk of PTSD and probably the events surrounding it.


( Chatty to Flash Thompson 616; Trigger Warning: PTSD talk )

[ [...] Friends and Fa Family]

How many of you are here? Does anyone know where my

["Ben" and "Finn"]

I enjoyed our friendship.

[Natasha]

Edmund said you have my things?

[ Filtered to The Iron Bull + Dorian ]

My mortification knows no bounds. I am so sorry to have been the cause of turmoil between you both. Had I been able to choose, I would not have done so, as you both seem like honourable men. I apologise profusely for my part in your upset of the past few weeks.

[ /Filter ]

Mount Weather, I have missed you.

Remus, James

So, mates. We did some things. We saw some things. I know you're both hopelessly in love with me, but I'm too afraid of Felix and/or Lily for you to leave your respective partners. I think that about sums that up. Anything else we need to air out?

Lily

When are you going to be available for cuddles with me?

Guess I'm just a fuck-up no matter what dimension I'm in Pretty sure no one mis

Sorry I missed out on kicking some monster ass.

The next time one of you wants to use big magic or a big powerful ability and you're not sure exactly what it will do, don't. There will be consequences for this flagrant misuse of magic, regardless of intent, and you can assume for the immediate future that I am not the authority figure to come to with your sad little feelings about how intent somehow negates consequences just because one of you could be the next ones to fuck it up.

This isn't prejudice. This isn't someone who's anti-magic cracking down on anyone. This is a powerful mage reminding you all that magic has its price, that anybody using magic or powers has a responsibility to use them in a way that does the least amount of harm to innocent people. We were given gifts, whether through accidents of birth or circumstance or through our own desires, and those gifts come with a significant burden. There are people here who could lobotomize the population, who could crush the mountain in a bad temper, or who could tear this place apart in a moment of unbridled power. It's our responsibility to make sure that those things don't happen, either intentionally or by accident, and it is our fault when mistakes happen.

As a Council member, I can promise you that charges will be pressed and that every police report filed about this incident will be taken into account. If you've suffered any kind of physical or psychological trauma as a result of the last three weeks, set up a time with anyone working in Law Enforcement who was not also a victim of this magic; it will take some time to get all of them squared away with the reparation efforts going on from the goblin attack that we missed, but you will be listened to and justice will be served, I swear it.

As a person who has had her mind and her life thoroughly fucked with recently, if you can't find me for whatever reason in the immediate future, you can assume I'm elbow-deep in none-of-your-business and not interested in receiving any visitors.


ETA: Because people keep asking this as if I'm calling for blood: yes, of course intent will matter when charges are eventually leveled. I'm saying that damage was done regardless of whether or not it was intended to. The idea that actions have consequences should not be nearly as surprising as it appears to be.

And no, of course nobody is in any danger here. We do not physically punish or kill the guilty in this community, as per the legal system we were asked to create. I'm promising justice and an application of the court system we've created, not a goddamn witch hunt, and if you read "witch hunt" from "charges will be pressed", then that's a personal perception you need to work on, because that is not what I said. Not even a little.

I find it very distressing how much focus is going into making excuses for someone who cast awful magic and hurt others than is going into having some compassion for the people she hurt, especially when she's admitted that she did cause harm. Respect her honesty enough to take the damage seriously instead of trying to act as if it's less severe just because she feels bad about it.