The 100; a panfandom game

Claire's post got me thinking... Wow, I miss Reese's. But then this morning, I learned the joy of having to sharpen the last two inches of my eyeliner pencil with a knife. My mascara dried up like, two months ago, and my Nars lip gloss is on it's last legs.

I miss Sephora.

If anyone feels the need to rain on my parade, and talk about how there's bgger things in life to worry about, blah, blah noble superhero shit, I will make your eardrums bleed. People need creature comforts, and $30 eyeliner just happens to be mine. Join in on the commiserate instead, okay? What dumb item do you miss from home that while you can completely live without, life just isn't the same? (I think 'vibrators' goes without saying, but by all means.)

Okay, so obviously the pod god has been dropping off things from home that can do some damage. Dragons, frost giants, droids, etc. Thankfully usually at least a few of us know the threats inside and out but I'm wondering what's gonna happen if the one with know how is off doing some kind of run and ain't around to help us figure out vulnerabilities from the getgo.

Do we got any kind of database set up with potentials threats that might get dropped off? Is that something we might wanna create if we don't got one going?

TEAM JACKASS + ZED MARTIN:

What are we going to do about him?

Also, seems we lost quite a few members. Time to get some more. Preferably those with superpowers.

'Pod God', hmmm? Pithy. A being capable of tearing a person from his or her realm and depositing them in another and we give them a title reminiscent of a nursery rhyme. 'She of the Unknowable Journey', maybe? 'Ruler of The Wind'? Or do we call it a 'Pod God' because we've no answers, and mocking what's happened to us is easier than respecting it?

Magic's a fickle creature, to be sure. But I'll keep to my "please" and "thank you"'s, if it's all the same to you and yours.

Elias Kilmartin, of Fallen London. And since that apparently won't mean anything, it is - was - the year of 1891. Queen Victoria sold off London ages ago, and down it sunk into the dark bliss of the Neath with the devils and the shades. Doesn't that sound nice? I've never seen the sun and I don't care to. Big ball of fire in the sky that cooks you slowly? Who thought that was a good idea?

EVERYONE READ THIS

WE'RE DOWN A BUNCHA PEOPLE FOR PLAYING CARDS AND DRINKING SO WE'RE OPENING UP MEMBERSHIP

THE MODEL CANDIDATE:
- CAN PLAY CARDS
- DOESN'T WHINE ABOUT WHATEVER DRINKS WE GOT CAUSE THIS IS A HOLE IN THE GROUND AND YOU GET WHAT YOU GET. DEAL WITH IT
- HAS POWERS AND IS WILLING TO BEAT UP PEOPLE THAT DESERVE IT
- IS NOT LUCIFER. I GUESS?

also I got the message, Mars. where's the muffins?

[[OOC: Team Jackass sign-ups!]]

If you haven't been outside today, by the way, I highly recommend it. Just be careful not to blind yourself with the glare of sun on snow.

So when I was a kid, my dad used to do this thing where he'd have my brother and me come up with the best-worst jokes we possibly could and compete to see who could make him laugh. This was mostly a 'shut the fuck up and let me drink in peace,' mostly because he'd be passed out by the time we actually came up with something to give him, but Cam always always won. (Winning was usually decided by whoever Dad didn't throw hi grunted at least aggressively first.) I usually just spent too much time messing around and pulled something out of a stupid joke book -- Cam was the funnier one.

When I was in Paris, I heard one that I thought was pretty great in exactly the dumb way I always liked as a kid. "Two cats are competing in a race across a river. One is American, called One-Two-Three, and the other is French, called Un-Deux-Trois. Only the American one made it across, unfortunately -- Un-Deux-Trois cat sank."

I'm not sure what made me think of this, but here we are.

[ Elsa ]

Are you responsible for the very Isaac-shaped ice sculpture? Because it's most definitely the coolest I've ever looked, pun intended.

Well, this is different.

[Filtered to Rose Red and Pixie]

Hello, my name is Edmund. The Lady Rogue suggested that I should ask you about some frozen animals and people you've found. May I ask how they looked, exactly?

[Filtered to Pevensies]

Have you heard anything about frozen animals or people? Could she be

Someone said that the devil is here? Is that true?

Who: Ben Reilly and Loki (and Loki and Loki and Loki)
When: Monday, Feb 15
Where: a clearing outside
What: Loki takes Ben out for show and tell of one of his worries.
Warning: Don't think so? Their brand of schmoop.

( Has Loki ever mentioned me? )