It seemed expedient, now that we are all living with one another, to say hello. My name is Septimus and while I might be fictional to some of you (having read the book which chronicles my story in days gone by), thusfar I have not met anyone fictional to me.
An interesting world, this.Leastwise you did not come until I was assured that I still livedAnd for our sakes, for the fact that we will yet be within it, I hope that we might all be friends.