ic notes and random gab

[Azrael]

i found a kid. somethings wrong with her. she doesnt feel like the others. i need you to come get her.

[Hargreeves]

im cool. everythings cool. be home later with a dog.

I might have heard about how all my siblings are running around these parts. Guess my portal felt I needed to arrive a little later than all of you. I'm finally here. Are you all okay?

For the people, not my siblings, I'm Allison Hargreeves. Yes, I know we just keep showing up. I have nothing really to say cause I'm sure my siblings have made an impression around here.

[Filtered to Hargreeves]

So, here's the conversation I had with the angel. I copied it over so you could read it. I don't think he's asking for a lot, and I think if we can keep him from turning into a huge douche then we'll also be preventing the apocalypse, right?

What do you guys think? Klaus, I know this has to do with you too. Do the ghosts really wanna leave? Because if they don't, I'm not sending them to him. But at the same time, I'm worried about what he said that the ghosts could be turned evil by Lucifer.

I have to confess.... this is some higher level bullshit I wasn't expecting to deal with and I'm scared concerned.

You'll all come with me though, right?

ghosts are upset. what the fuck is happening in this place? i need ten dozen drinks. i need something.

i would like to formerly introduce everyone to emmeline. her hobbies include shushing everyone she sees, following me into the bathroom, screaming into my ear in the middle of the night when im in a dead sleep (no pun intended), pretending to knit even though shes not really doing anything, sometimes following my brother into the bathroom, and crossword puzzles which i only know about because she tells me at least fifty times a day.

emmeline is fifty two years dead and was only made solid for five minutes yesterday morning which will forever go down in history as the day emmeline scared the shit out of three kids who will never be the same because of it and will now need professional counseling for years to come.

Hey guys, I know your heads are all probably spinning because of the new arrivals and everything, and apparently that's a thing here? People coming from the future? Messing things up? Time travel isn't something that's strange to me where I come from, so whatever.

My name's Diego Hargreeves, and I'm working with Ravenmoore Law Enforcement, so if you've got any problems or whatever we might cross paths there. I don't think anyone's heard of the Umbrella Academy here so the name Hargreeves doesn't mean shit. All you gotta know about me is that I'm good with knives and I can kick your ass.

I think my family's here though, unless I was brought here by myself which'd suck.

Least the world isn't ending here which is good. Be great to keep it that way.

LUTHER IS EXPERIENCING SOME KINDA DRUG INDUCED COSPLAY PSYCHOSIS.

WHAT SHOULD WE DO??!

So now that I'm mostly solid...

Hello, my name is Ben Hargreeves Number Si. It's been a while since I've communicated with anyone other than my brother and some of my other siblings. Pardon me if I'm a little out of touch. I was never talkative to begin with Also, if you're afraid of ghosts, I promise I won't be offended much. Just a head's up.

Have a pleasant day.

[the following are several posts made during an extended period of time as Ben goes in and out of his solid form]

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Really, if you’re not laying around, listening to Wasteland, Baby! over and over again until it soaks into you and you’re sure you either want to escape into the woods and become a forest lesbian or slow dance with your lover on a deserted beach at midnight, what are you doing with your life?

Been a while since I've updated this thing. Things are going great with me, I've moved in with Steve-- well, actually we had to find a new place because we got a direwolf puppy. I have a fucked up sense of humour so I called the poor thing Fubar, but Steve calls him Paws because he's adorable like that.

He just ate our couch, so we might be in the market for a new one? But everything else seems to be going great. I've got a pretty good teaching gig at Shugosha Academy, you'll probably all see me there.

I'm going to be setting up a Veterans Program with Steve as well, for former soldiers and people who have certain post traumatic stresses related to battle. People must know who I am, what I've done, how they can even stand to live with me is beyond--

I'm terrible with words and shit, but I've had some seriously messed up stuff done to me in the past, stuff that I might not ever get over. We've all got history, not all of it's good, but coming together in a group setting, it's not going to wave a goddamn magic wand or anything but as it was back when I was just a soldier before Hydra and all their bullshit, we're all brothers and sisters in arms.

Or whatever. Like I said, words aren't my stuff. That's Steve, he's more into the touchy feely stuff. I'm more the type to suggest putting a picture of someone you considered your greatest enemy back where you came from on a dartboard and throwing knives at the picture. Coping mechanisms can come in different ways.

This got long. Maybe words are my thing after all. Anyway, let me know what you think. And if anyone knows where I can get a good offer on a couch, that'd be great. Preferably one that our new wolf pup won't maul.

oh god jesus fucking christ why is everyone here so loud? why is everyone following me around i don't even know you guys. can you all back the fuck up just a little? its called personal space i need an adult where's my safe space. why is this ladys head missing oh my god.

whos got the goods? i need the goods.