ic notes and random gab

Lesson of the month: Don't put your phone down in the Infinite Sanctuary. Pixies like to steal things. And hide them.

If you've bee trying to get a hold of me, my bad. Stuff like this happens to me all the time.

What did I miss? Besides everything.

Merry

Hey man, I've been reading up some on curses when I wasn't chasing pixies. What's the whole deal with yours? Like, where and how did it originate?

Are there any insomniacs on here? And or beings that don't sleep or sleep very little? It gets lonely at the early mornings of the night and it would be awesome to chat to someone.

And for those who will probably ask, I don't sleep. I can't, and I have no idea why. No magic or physical remedy has ever done anything. Except getting knocked clean on my ass... but that doesn't count!

This place is.... Awesome!!!

Don't go near lab room #221. If you must, be silent as you pass. There are rumors about first year students who were smoked out of the hall last semester. Heed them.

Anything labeled P. ANDERSON is almost certainly lethal. Unless I drink it. Then, obviously, it's not.

Fingers have been missing since early April. Assuming they're still preserved, alert me if you find them. Not security. They already know, and they're apparently tired of hearing about it.

When — not if — you attempt to drink the University coffee and decide it isn't worth finishing, bring the rest to me. I'm conducting an experiment on acidity levels.

All of the above can be waived in exchange for cigarettes.

(  Private to Mycroft Holmes  )

(  Private to John Watson  )

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As Councilman of Ravenmoore, I should like to announce that any stories of monsters creeping through the sewers of the city are complete and utter nonsense. I don't know how this rumor began, but there is absolutely no evidence whatsoever to substantiate these claims.

Therefore, anybody caught attempting to go into the sewers to slay said imaginary monsters shall be arrested for trespassing on city property, your weapons confiscated, and heavily fined. This is especially true for any sword swinging yokels from Everdale entering the city on some fool's errand, causing a disturbance while pretending to be in some live action video game.

IT WORKED. IT ACTUALLY WORKED. Okay, calm down. It almost took out the roof too.

Okay, long shot but anyone with scrap titanium, I have the store for you. Sort of. I mean I'll buy it. Or I can fix something for it. I'm out in Brightford at Pines Scrap and Repairs if anyone has anything.