Oct. 15th, 2017 at 1:12 AM
Halloween is quickly approaching.
Which you all know, since it's basically all we're talking about. I like that, by the way. It's real festive. I can get behind that kinda thing. We all like something we can get behind.
Speaking of which.
Candy. Everyone agrees that after hard liquor, candy is the most important part of Halloween right? Right. So don't skimp out this year and live the rest of the year in shame.
Buy it from me, over at Just Desserts [location added].
I've got what you want.
And the best candy, too.
Which you all know, since it's basically all we're talking about. I like that, by the way. It's real festive. I can get behind that kinda thing. We all like something we can get behind.
Speaking of which.
Candy. Everyone agrees that after hard liquor, candy is the most important part of Halloween right? Right. So don't skimp out this year and live the rest of the year in shame.
Buy it from me, over at Just Desserts [location added].
I've got what you want.
And the best candy, too.