ic notes and random gab

So.. I don't have a job again?

Is anyone hiring? I'm really good at some things. Like dancing! Anyone need a dancer? I'm pretty dope. I was a member of a 60 person dance crew.

Or, I could be bouncer or something for a cool club. My cousin once hired me to do crowd control for his off-brand SeaWorld. Well, technically, it was just a bunch of kiddie pools full of jellyfish, and instead of a killer whale, they killed a whale.

I also know how to drop the beat, so if anyone wants a DJ, hit me up.

I hate it when recipes say bake for 30 minutes or until golden brown. for me it's more like bake for 30 minutes or until you start to smell it burning. This is why I stick to grilled cheese you can always smell the cheese when it's done or set a kitchen timer that works too

You're looking for a sale on Valentines candy, you say? Forgot to give your loved ones something actually worth their while on the Holiday? Didn't find true love on Valentine's Day proper?

Why, I know just the place to find all of those things and more.

QUESTION TIME!!!!!!!

Asking this for a friend because I don’t condone murder. I’m Canadian.

Who would you need to kill to get a ticket out of this place?

Annnnnd, before I forget to ask…

Is it at all possible to rent a unicorn? How about a unicorn with wings?

I'm pretty sure the grocery store doesn't actually have valet parking...

Today I learned that cinnamon comes on sticks and are wood bark... so powdered cinnamon is just spicy sawdust!

This morning I woke to an email notifying me that a gift was waiting for me just around the corner from my apartment building. A basket of sweets, I thought. A shirt, perhaps? Or socks, because everyone loves those...

Yet, to my surprise, it was a recording studio. A cozy, small recording studio that was stocked with the latest technology to record music or rebellion podcasts, whichever strikes the mood.

I figured, with all of my troublesome history, that the Ruler would have given me coal this year. Apparently he's either very forgiving or as high as a kite.

Who wants to help me try things out?

To the cute girl who wanted to borrow my wallet - are you done with it? I had to pee so I went to the bathroom and I guess I missed you back in the food court. That's okay though, I can come pick it up when it's good for you.

HEY. KAMINARI. I BOUGHT YOU SOMETHING.

( image cut for the sanity of your flists )

The dude at the store said it's a boy. Look at it's tail! It's like...you if you were a whatever that thing is!

They also had pocky.

Does anyone want to play the pocky game?

( REBELS )
I hope I'm doing this right.

Is everyone OK? Did anyone get caught?

Hey, so, do I get the pizza for free if it's been over like, an hour? I said 'YES' like, forever ago.