ic notes and random gab

I do hope everyone is keeping themselves safe and content. It's never easy to deal with danger when it's very close to you like this. There will always be a level of chaos in the world, but it will pass. I'm sure it will be taken care of.

( Kingsman )

We are allowed to bring back gifts, right?

I'm wondering what the perfect souvenir would be. Nothing to seem like bragging for being here, but something nice.

Okay, not getting to call my brother is crap. There's a lot of crap.

Horses are awesome. Yoga...not so much but I can't complain.

Do they make yoga pants for men? I'm gonna need to get some when we get back.

For a friend.

Is this normal? Getting whisked away without a warning.

So... am I the only one who can totally get behind the surprise resort vacation? Cause you all are kinda killing my buzz here I haven't been horseback riding in years, not since I was a kid, really. And I am all over this magic show later.

People actually eat dinner at 6pm? Christ.

Okay, who's behind this and why? No one gives a fucking free vacation away like this without something in return. Why can't I get in touch with my brother?

Is this some fucked up version of The Bachelor or something? If anyone gives me a rose, I'm shoving it up their ass. I want answers. Now!

Who wants to celebrate the Lunar New Year with your favorite gamer? ♥

I'm holding a 3-day celebration, February 15 - 17, at the Reagan Inn in Ravenmoore! I'm using their conference rooms and it'll take place during the evenings! There'll be lots of yummy South Korean foods, lots of fun things to learn and awesome, traditional clothes to wear, and fireworks on the 16th! If you're interested, you should stop on by!

Well, I suppose now is as good of a time as any to announce my new job.

I'll be working at the Centurion Square, I believe doing the same work. I don't know why things had changed, but perhaps it's for the best.

Either that or someone is taking the piss.

Hopefully the commute won't be long. I'd hate to move.

[Private to Eggsy]

...You haven't created an elaborate hoax just because of what I did to your phone, did you? I mean, I'm sure it still rings 'leedle leedle lee' but it's a lovely ringtone. At least it doesn't do it for Harry's face.

Well, fuck.

Apologies to anyone I threatened to murder in the last week.
Unless you deserved it.

Ah, this is so exciting! You can have anything to eat! There's no food rationing! And there's so much to do! There's so much I haven't tried yet! What's everyone's favourite food? What about things to do? And this technology is amazing! I can't believe I can communicate with so many people so quickly! What other amazing technology is there? Can someone help me figure out what most of the things in my new home are?

I am looking forward to working with the local police and government. Do any of you work with either? I'll be working with the Forensics team.

So many questions! I apologise.

This is a surprise.

Where am I? What's going on?

If this is a test, it's certainly a strange one.

Can anyone get ahold of Roxy? She's not answering my calls, and her work says she hasn't been in.

NEW YEAR NEW ME WHOOOOOO!

So what's everyone's resolution?

My New Years Resolution? Catch up on all the games I need to play!

My ship is here! The Muntjac is here! Somehow they brought it here. Merry Christmas, all.

Merry Christmas y’all!

The Wonky Donkey will be open tonight for y'all that need a place to go or don't celebrate. Special prize for those that ride the bull tonight - get more than 8 seconds an' you'll get a special body shot, complete with whipped cream. ;D If ya wanna find out more, you'll have ta come on by!

[Private to the Kingsman]

So I have a lil gift back from home. Got that umbrella from the Doomsday Vault. Y'all welcome to come on by and see it. S'got the Statesman emblem right on it. An' I still got some Statesman Whiskey bottles with the Kingsman emblem on it.

All right, y'all, be honest with me - this tree is the best, ain't it?



See, it's got the perfect hat on top and a lasso around it. Can't get any better than that.

It goes perfectly with the horseshoe tree.

An' remember - no harrassin' when at my bar. Ladies an' gents, if anyone won't take 'no' for an answer, y'all let me know. As a statesman always says - Manners Maketh Man. (An' I'll show 'em the manners their mama shoulda taught 'em.)

Anyone else ever wish it was Christmas all year 'round, or is it just me?



[ooc: please pretend there is only 1 cat in that pic and it is a short haired white kitty.]

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