ic notes and random gab

I am not one to often write on this network, but I am reaching out today. I am looking for an assistant. Let me know if you are looking for a job and why you thi k you would be a good fit. I'll let you know what the job requires then. A bit strange, perhaps, but I want anyone to be welcome to apply.

Pay is negotiable.

Well. I got a job at a gas station.
Today was my first day.
Today was also my last day.

I got fired.

I punched some yuppie in the mouth for thinking he could raise his voice at me, because he couldn't have his way.

Welp.

Back to the drawing board.

I might have heard about how all my siblings are running around these parts. Guess my portal felt I needed to arrive a little later than all of you. I'm finally here. Are you all okay?

For the people, not my siblings, I'm Allison Hargreeves. Yes, I know we just keep showing up. I have nothing really to say cause I'm sure my siblings have made an impression around here.

I hate using this thing, but my options are limited right now. Hoping someone can answer these questions for me.

1) Has anyone heard the name Umbrella Corporation?

2) Need a place to stay while I figure out what the hell happened. Any suggestions?

[Filtered to Hargreeves]

So, here's the conversation I had with the angel. I copied it over so you could read it. I don't think he's asking for a lot, and I think if we can keep him from turning into a huge douche then we'll also be preventing the apocalypse, right?

What do you guys think? Klaus, I know this has to do with you too. Do the ghosts really wanna leave? Because if they don't, I'm not sending them to him. But at the same time, I'm worried about what he said that the ghosts could be turned evil by Lucifer.

I have to confess.... this is some higher level bullshit I wasn't expecting to deal with and I'm scared concerned.

You'll all come with me though, right?

ghosts are upset. what the fuck is happening in this place? i need ten dozen drinks. i need something.

Hey guys, I know your heads are all probably spinning because of the new arrivals and everything, and apparently that's a thing here? People coming from the future? Messing things up? Time travel isn't something that's strange to me where I come from, so whatever.

My name's Diego Hargreeves, and I'm working with Ravenmoore Law Enforcement, so if you've got any problems or whatever we might cross paths there. I don't think anyone's heard of the Umbrella Academy here so the name Hargreeves doesn't mean shit. All you gotta know about me is that I'm good with knives and I can kick your ass.

I think my family's here though, unless I was brought here by myself which'd suck.

Least the world isn't ending here which is good. Be great to keep it that way.

oh god jesus fucking christ why is everyone here so loud? why is everyone following me around i don't even know you guys. can you all back the fuck up just a little? its called personal space i need an adult where's my safe space. why is this ladys head missing oh my god.

whos got the goods? i need the goods.