Y'know, when I got the message inviting me here, this isn't really what I was expecting.
Horrible prison planet? Sure.
'Utopian' society with a seedy underbelly? Maybe. Still haven't entirely written this one off, either.
It
seems to be exactly what it said on the tin, though.
Hello, I'm the Doctor. Sort of. Not the original, if you've heard of me, but it's a bit complicated. Meta-crisis and all of that.
So tell me, is this place as average and pleasant as it appears, or was I on the ball with the 'utopia with a seedy underbelly' idea?