ic notes and random gab

If I find out who let that feathered prat in this realm I am going to flay him and burn him alive.

If I survive what I'm about to do, I'm going to need a bloody drink, or perhaps a medal of valor.

[Warded to Team Free Will]

Lucifer's out on the prowl. He's been leaving a trail of red through Preya. If you've got a plan, you better share it with me quick because I'm about to stick my neck out for a friend.

And I'm not talking about any of you.

Hey, so... I just showed up here and someone suggested I get familiar with this network thing.

So here I am, getting familiar.

I'm Magnus Chase, by the way.

Anyone know where Preya is in the Nine Realms?

Phew!

Y'know when you start watching a video on youtube and then the sidebar suggests some other stuff to watch and then all the sudden you look up and hours have gone by?

Well, I just did that with pretty much all of modern television. Let's just get it out there before anyone asks: Game of Thrones is overrated and that new reboot of She-Ra had me thinking that maybe furries were okay.

The world is a different place than how I left it. More confusing. More colorful. More winter, I guess?

Whatever. Not the point. The POINT is, the time of the season for loving is upon us. C'mon down to Just Desserts for some heavenly specials. Tell me who your daddy is, and you'll get something special. ;)

I found this in the forest last night. A coyote was trying to eat it. I ate the coyote. But now the tiny feline follows me like I am its mother. I am not.

What should I do with it?

DO NOT BE ALARMED. BANNER SAW SPIDER. HULK TOOK CARE OF IT. BANNER FREAKING OUT BECAUSE OF TWO HUMANS BEING HERE. BANNER WEIRD. BANNER LETTING HULK TAKE OVER FOR A WHILE.

HULK NOT SMASHING. EATING WATERMELON. MAYBE SMASHED A TREE OR TWO. BANNER WILL FOOT THE BILL.

BANNER SET UP MESSAGE DEVICE SO HULK COULD UPDATE WITH VOICE. BANNER SMART. HULK SMART TOO.

STILL BORED. AND HUNGRY.

SYSTEM INITIALIZED.

WRECKING BALL ONLINE.

HELLO.

THE HAMSTER SENDS HIS REGARDS.

HE SAYS "THIS IS HAPPENING."

Who the fuck uses an iron knob for a store door?! My hand is burning like crazy and I got called demon by some old lady after I started cussing. Why in the hell would you ever use iron for something like that.

I'm Fenrir.

I'm a Wolf. Very big. Giant. People see me. They try to shoot me. Don't. I won't eat you.

Are there gods here? Norse? Computers? Cars? I hate Cars