ic notes and random gab

After some initial training, thanks to an old friend, I have found that this confounded device is quite useful. However, I do have a question or two of a very different nature. Namely, how does one procure the skills of employment if, previously, one's employment revolved around saving the world from dragons and/or theft? Asking for a friend, obviously. He has sticky little fingers.

Fabulous citizens of Preya! In celebration of the heart of summer, I am immensely pleased to announce that Gilmore's Glorious Goods will be offering fifteen percent off on a selection of our hottest summer enchantments! Lounging at the beach or by the pool and need some refreshment from the heat? Our prestidigifans are bewitched to fan you at the snap of your fingers so you can stay cool while keeping your hands free for your favorite drink, your favorite book, or your favorite someone! Work not letting up on dress code or stressed preparing for a meeting where you simply must dress to impress? No reason to suffer in a stifling suit! Put in your order today for a customized cooling enchantment in your favorite garment! Stay cool and look fabulous.

This glorious deal is only available for the next week, so make sure to come on down to Gilmore's Glorious Goods, the jewel of Circuit Circle for all your arcane needs!

[Message to Gilmore]
Alright, I really mean it this time. I have an actual request to make that involves exchanging gold or platinum or however much it's worth here. Is my discount still active? You know what, ignore that part. Here's my query.

You know those earrings Vox Machina all have? Tiberius crafted them for short range communication, so they've got a distance of 500 feet or so. They've saved our asses countless times and I know it's a bit silly since we've got this insane magic technology to actually phone each other, but do you think you would be able to extend the range a bit? Like, a lot. Well, whatever's doable. But a lot.

( To my old friends. Gnomaste. )

As Councilman of Ravenmoore, I should like to announce that any stories of monsters creeping through the sewers of the city are complete and utter nonsense. I don't know how this rumor began, but there is absolutely no evidence whatsoever to substantiate these claims.

Therefore, anybody caught attempting to go into the sewers to slay said imaginary monsters shall be arrested for trespassing on city property, your weapons confiscated, and heavily fined. This is especially true for any sword swinging yokels from Everdale entering the city on some fool's errand, causing a disturbance while pretending to be in some live action video game.