ic notes and random gab

So does this mean we get the option to skip the next winter? Only fair, as far as I can see. One of you energetic bureaucratic types ought to go nuts documenting the snow and everything else just so we can present it to the ruler, or whoever the weather wizard is, like a get out of jail free card when December comes around again. The only downside I can see is that we'll have to get all of our snow skitching out of the way before this snow melts.

PSA

What he says: "You know, Jaybird, we're totally drift compatible."

What you think he means: We've been best friends for years. Worked together for years. We know everything there is to know about each other. We've been there for each other again and again. Some married couples aren't as close as we are. Isn't it great?

What he probably actually means: I want to build a giant robot.

I have completed an introductory course on the technology here. I avoided it for some time, as "the Internet" is quite beyond anything I might have imagined, though I do wonder if it is somewhat like a network formed from an advanced application of Sending, maybe with the spell matrix shifted to blend with a rudimentary Illusory Script ritual (I can't fathom a different reason for memes). I've also heard of a spell that functions sort of like a Google Search but

Ah, I am rambling and my backspace is broken so none of this is going away.

My name is Caleb and I am hoping to meet other wizards, or perhaps warlocks. Also clerics, although your spells have never worked for me.

Okay, there it is. I am now pressing enter.

Is there like... an invisible wall surrounding this place? Because I'm pretty sure I ran into it and that's totally not cool, you know? They should warn people.

Not gonna lie, I'm pretty excited to start teaching Archery.

so... i was in a coma they say.

the last thing i remember was taking a nice long nap, courtesy of the good ole homeboys of the qurac liberation army bidaa bint saud shooting squad. but, okay. coma is better than dead. sounds like i was under for several weeks, but i woke up without a scratch on me. never knocking universal health care again i guess. oh wait, i never did.

so yeah, i'm pretty sure this ain't heaven, but some of the things i clearly remember now never happened either, so whatevs. i'm here, i'm arsenal roy harper, get used to it.

anyroad. point me to the good, the bad and the ugly. i'm done sleeping. and what the **** is a Preya?

what? come on! you won't let me type ****? gotta be a filter on this thing i can turn off.