ic notes and random gab

So, this decision happened.

And it turns out things here cost money.

So hi, I'm Eleanor and I can't believe I'm introducing myself like some kind of goober and I really want to be drunk right now, but I'm broke. So anybody want to help me with that? Flashing is totally on the table, just saying. I also have a train of cocaine. It's my cocaine, but it's not my cocaine, it was going to be a bribe, thank you. So what I'm saying is it's totally a tradable commodity.

I also have very important questions:

1.) Is there a seafood restaurant here?

2.) Are hangovers a thing here? And getting tired, is that a thing? What about pain? How does that work? If I break my leg does it stay broken?

Never thought I'd be glad to be back. Vacation was nice and all, but what the fuck was up with the phones and all?

Elliot! I got you a shirt! I know you'd never wear a sweatshirt so you can wear the shirt instead.

Was it usually this cold though? What the fuck? I get that it's winter and all but it's still way too fucking cold.

Okay, not getting to call my brother is crap. There's a lot of crap.

Horses are awesome. Yoga...not so much but I can't complain.

Do they make yoga pants for men? I'm gonna need to get some when we get back.

For a friend.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T CALL HOME?

Okay, who's behind this and why? No one gives a fucking free vacation away like this without something in return. Why can't I get in touch with my brother?

Is this some fucked up version of The Bachelor or something? If anyone gives me a rose, I'm shoving it up their ass. I want answers. Now!

I found a note but I don't understand. Why am I here? I can't find Will.

Hi, I'm Hayley and I just arrived here with my daughter, Hope. I have no idea what else to say. I'm not very good at this stuff.

How can people bask in the red and pink polluting the streets when all of our loved ones go missing? With no explanation.

My wife is gone and no explanation whatsoever was given. An offering of holiday cheer to blind us from the mysterious departures that occur on a regular basis... The holiday season is long gone and I wonder what other glimmering gift they will hope to use as a distraction?

I am done being cordial. Something must be done.

Anyone in agreement is encouraged to meet me at Blackwood Manor tonight at 10 o'clock.

So after a day or two of watching the passengers on the rail, I notice a lot of you have those tiny headphones that you shove into your ear canals. Which, by the way, can't be good for your ears or your eardrums when you're playing your music loud enough not to hear the stop announcements. But as I'm clearly not the brightest star in the fragging galaxy, I went out and got myself a pair.

The question now is how do you all keep these in your ears? I've seen people jogging with them, but I can't cross my bedroom without them falling out. What's the secret? I'll happily buy a round for anyone who can show me how it's done.

I'm Evaan, by the way.

Crash here. You'll see me making your drinks. Catch me on a good night and you might get a strong pour.

I remember everything. I wish I didn't. I don't want to know this.

Whoever gave Cas the idea to put metal in a mircowave, don't give him anymore ideas.

Okay, if this stupid blizzard has taught me anything, it's that watching a dog lick her ass, then lick your brother's face, can only be fun for so long.

So is there a dog park or something around here? In Ravenmoore?

All this snow certainly reminds me of back home. Makkachin likes playing in it, too!

What are some fun things that you've done in the snow?

I haven't seen snow like this before... It's nice.

I'm actually in a good mood.I'm getting used to this network thing and I want to make more of an effort to know people, as strange as that sounds.

I'm also wondering if anyone here is a qualified therapist?

[Private to Darlene]

We should watch a movie together soon.

So.Valentine's Day is coming up, wWho wants to be my Valentine?

Who in their right minds ever decided pink and red go together? Walking by half these stores makes my eyes feel like they wanna bleed.

Describe your perfect lazy Sunday.

Did we suddenly get overrun by kids? Because if so, this is the best day ever.

There's been a lot of people going missing, lately.
Bruce-

It doesn't really sit well with me to ignore it.