ic notes and random gab

So... I wake up here at the same time people are disappearing? Is this a normal thing? Because if so I could always go back to where I came from. We had plenty of stuff like that there.

On a different note, which lucky person feels like showing the new girl around Brightford in the morning?

[Angel Radio]

Just like to confirm that I'm definitely feeling the absence of Lucifer and all subsequent impending doom?

[Filtered away from Michael and Lucifer]
So... Can anyone fill in some blanks about this whole Lucifer thing? As far as I've gotten he's Michael's brother, fought against Michael, and now he's here and he's killing people.


( [Private to Jan and Azrael] )

Okay, so like...where's the wizard? Because, you know, if everyone here is doing weird shit, it's probably because a wizard did it, right?

[Filtered away from Lucifer]

I would like to assure everyone that while Lucifer's sudden appearance might be upsetting to some of you, the situation is under control and you have nothing to fear.

( [Law Enforcement] )

( [Team Free Will, their allies and the angels] )

( [Crowley] )

Good Morning Preya!

Look at how intact this place still is. Look at how alive you all are. The last time I saw some of you, you were just piles of ash. Gotta say, I'm torn on which was the better look for you, Pompeii-chic is just so in right now. Or it will be. Some of you should definitely stop by if you want to get on the trend before everybody else.

You should have seen the look on big brother's face when he realized I was real. I don't think he'll be able to sleep for a week, not that he sleeps. But don't worry about him, Mikey will be fine. As much of a dump as his place is, he's got nice big closets. I threw him into the nicest one while he rides out his little fit in peace. I even introduced him to a few new show tunes and got him a bib to catch some of that drool. I'm taking great care of him, he should be fine in a few days.

I'm still tickled that he's playing cops and robbers, by the way. A+ to the RPD for putting a badge on the biggest, bluntest tool in the shed. Like using a nuke instead of a hammer, but I guess when you're driving nails into your own coffin it doesn't really matter, does it?

Also, you wouldn't believe what is in Mikey's phone. He's been consorting with demons! Dead ones. Can you believe that? For shame! Next thing you know he'll be wearing flannel and start trying to talk like he's gargling rocks to make his voice deeper. But don't worry, I know exactly how to help shield my poor, impressionable big bro from such negative influences.

[Crowley]

Do you... regret?

What we did, opening Purgatory. Do you regret it?

Do you regret anything at all?



[Balthazar]

Have you ever used a hot tub before?