ic notes and random gab

We gettin' back to some kind of normal 'round here? Normal as it gets anyway. Not jealous at all it skipped over me this time. Always feels a bit like the calm before another storm when we have these quiet times between. Leaves ya wonderin' when and what's comin' next. That may just be how they want it...

[Free! Kids]

Y'all doin' alright? Not sure how many of ya were caught up in this last mess, but thought I'd check in on ya.

Alright fine, so pancakes aren't terrible, but this place still sucks.

[Private to Erwin]

What do you know about the girl claiming to be Isabel?

Also, I don't know how you survived in this place for so long. There's nothing to do but watch people go crazy. I get enough of that at home but it's a lot more interesting there at least.

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[Private to Isabel]

Hey... let's go grab a pancake or whatever.

This place just sucks more and more every day.

( Filtered private to Levi Ackerman )

This place is really starting to get annoying.

Hey Erwin, where the hell even is your dumb ass? I'm here to bring you back with me. Don't fight it. I don't have time for this shit.

Did you know that you can use PICTURES to tell people how you think and feel on the internet? IT'S PRETTY NEAT!

...I also learned that using BIG LETTERS is like I'm YELLING. I've been doing some learning about how to use computers. They sure as hell would have been useful in a battle!

It's nice to see the snow's all mostly gone at this point. Does that mean the season is changing? Is winter over?
And before anyone starts, fuck you, I can think things are nice.

Private to Erwin
...Will you be joining the police? I'd go too if you

Private to Hange
Have you bathed recently?
Also, when are we training all these idiots on the Gear?

Private to Isabel
I purchased a motorcycle. It's like riding a horse, but less bumpy. And louder. Come for a ride? We can go to dinner.

( I got a motorcycle. )

Never thought I'd be glad to be back. Vacation was nice and all, but what the fuck was up with the phones and all?

Elliot! I got you a shirt! I know you'd never wear a sweatshirt so you can wear the shirt instead.

Was it usually this cold though? What the fuck? I get that it's winter and all but it's still way too fucking cold.

I've been seeing people ride around on what I'm told are called motorcycles. I want one.

I have only seen a few movies since I arrived here in Preya. We did not have movies where I came from.

I am looking for recommendations for movies I should see.

Go.

Hello and greetings, everyone. I introduced myself previously, but we've had some newcomers arrive since then. My name is Erwin Smith. I'm a commander, so pleas forgive me as it's something that I'm used to doing from before. I have a few of my soldiers here and we would like to invite you all to train with us on our mobility gear. It allows us to essentially fly through the air, to train and to fight if needed. I have one of our best swordsman here; he's also the best at the mobility gear. Don't let him try to tell you otherwise.

I'll let Hange explain away how the gear itself works, if she'd prefer; but imagine that you can shoot yourself through the air and fly through the trees, basically. The training would be a free class, naturally. It would be something that we would offer. If nothing else, perhaps for those of you who wanted to do something different for exercise, well, this would certainly be it.

So, who would be interested in participating in such a training?

It seems there needs to be a change around here. It's what you mortals crave.

You may wonder who I am and that's natural. I am Hela, the Goddess of Death, and rightful heir to the throne of Asgard as Odin's firstborn. My rule doesn't have to end at Asgard. It can and will extend to Midgard as well. If you do not wish to serve me then you're welcome to see just what Hel has to offer. It's my realm as well.

Don't think of me as unkind. Far from it. I'm fair and kind in my ways. To me, all are equal. I deny none the embrace from the Goddess of Death.

Now, kneel.

I have been watching way, way too much television lately. I feel like I'm getting rounder. Lazier.

Clint, I'm taking Lucky for a walk. Like, every day. Three times a day.

The shops are starting to fill with heart-shaped boxes of chocolates.

[Filtered to Levi and Erwin]

I think we should investigate this place further. Find out why the Titans haven't reached Preya. I would also like to find out, if anything, what could have pulled us away from the Walls and why. There has to be a reason for it. We need to be able to go back with something more than just information that there is a place beyond the Walls and that there are no Titans. There has to be more.

Erwin, come to the library with me?

[Filtered to Isabel]

Can you do me a favour? Can you show me any nice places to eat?

...Everything's back to normal? No one's a kid anymore? But I never even got to perform as Queen B. How y'all gonna do this when I ain't even been Beyoncé yet?

...Fuck it, I'mma do it. Lip Sync and karaoke tonight and tomorrow at the bar! First round's on the house! We all need a drink after last week!

Well, fuck.

Apologies to anyone I threatened to murder in the last week.
Unless you deserved it.

Allright y'all, since there's a lot of lil kids around, The Wonkey Donkey is closed for drinks an' open as a 24-hour day care. We got pizza parties an' lip sync battles! An' it's all thanks to this princess!

That's right, I called myself a princess. Tha prettiest one around. Ain't no one got a problem wi' that, right?



( See? Someone even recorded me in action an' it's awesome. )