Klaus Hargreeves (superhigh) wrote in onewaytickets, @ 2019-03-11 00:26:00 |
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Entry tags: | ben hargreeves, klaus hargreeves, number five, vanya hargreeves |
i would like to formerly introduce everyone to emmeline. her hobbies include shushing everyone she sees, following me into the bathroom, screaming into my ear in the middle of the night when im in a dead sleep (no pun intended), pretending to knit even though shes not really doing anything, sometimes following my brother into the bathroom, and crossword puzzles which i only know about because she tells me at least fifty times a day.
emmeline is fifty two years dead and was only made solid for five minutes yesterday morning which will forever go down in history as the day emmeline scared the shit out of three kids who will never be the same because of it and will now need professional counseling for years to come.