The Wonky Donkey will be open tonight for y'all that need a place to go or don't celebrate. Special prize for those that ride the bull tonight - get more than 8 seconds an' you'll get a special body shot, complete with whipped cream. ;D If ya wanna find out more, you'll have ta come on by!
[Private to the Kingsman]
So I have a lil gift back from home. Got that umbrella from the Doomsday Vault. Y'all welcome to come on by and see it. S'got the Statesman emblem right on it. An' I still got some Statesman Whiskey bottles with the Kingsman emblem on it.