ic notes and random gab

I suddenly understand why many do not care for Mondays. When I stopped in at the Police Department this morning on the way to my Council office, it looked like the sequel to Bugsy Malone. The Fire Department main station house did not look much better. Any available assistance would be appreciated, especially those willing and able to help care for an overwhelming number of lost and frightened children.

Private to everyone on the Department phone list

Please check in ASAP. I will be on duty 24/7 until we start to get this sorted out.

I have to say, my TARDIS is looking awfully odd today! Can anyone tell me where I am? I'm the Doctor. Please, won't someone be a dear and reply?

Am I the only one who's not a fan of fireworks.

What's up Preya!

I am absolutely stuck on a How It's Made binge... You muggles and your machinery. So bloody clever.

This is nice! I might have picked the wrong time of the year for a holiday but this place is so relaxing. The ocean view is just beautiful.

I'm being rude. My name is Jadzia Dax. Can any of you give me any good recommendations? Fun things to do, places to visit? And the company would be wonderful.

Well hell hey y'all!

Guess who's got a bar opening tomorrow night? This cowboy, that's who!

Name's Tequila! An' just like the liquor, I'll go down just as smooth on ya. Now y'all should come on down to my bar in Ravenmoore, The Wonky Donkey, if y'all like a good time. Good food, good drinks, an' we got a bucking bull. You stay on that bad boy for 8 seconds, you get a free shirt and drink. Stay on there for 12 seconds, you get a drink on me. 16 seconds means body shots for everyone in the bar.

Only the winner gets to lick the salt off of me though.

An' I'd like to thank the lil doctor over in Summerbridge for curin' me right up. Lil lady, just remember next time I get to give you an injection.

I said I wasn't going to do it but I let one of my coworkers set me up on a blind date. I can't believe my life has turned into this. Humiliating.

The worst part? He didn't even show up. So I'm all dolled up, in a fancy restaurant, by myself, waiting, and the waitress keeps coming by asking if I want more ice water.

Think it's time to go home and lose myself in a bottle of wine.

I want my frickin' body back!

Well, okay. This is different. Unexpected. And different.

Did I say unexpected? Gonna add another one for effect.

Fudge with fucks on top, man. Next time, I'm reading the paperwork instead of leaving it to a teenaged tree. This is probably what I get for being lazy.

Hi!! I'm Starlord. Where can I get french fries?

[Voice recording]

Well you know me, never did like sitting down to type.

Bill's gone... I don't know when it happened but she's gone. Her apartment's empty. I was too busy trying to fix the TARDIS to notice. How could I have been so stupid? So blind?! She was there and now she's gone.

Amy, Rose, if either of you are still here, get in touch.

If anyone knows what happened to Bill, please let me know.

too loud

I don't like conflict. Can't we play a game instead?

There is a dragon following me around the park. I wouldn't mind except that it keeps flapping its wings at me whenever it gets too close, and there's enough of a cold wind already without that. I went to the park because I thought I would be safe from nuisance followers.

[Private to John Constantine]

How long do you think it will take until my father arrives?

The commercialization of the holidays are shocking after spending time in other countries. It's disappointing to see it the same here in Preya.

Natasha
Hey, sorry I missed your party. Wasn't a good day. How was it? I never knew that was your birthday.

Tony
How was the party? I saw Thor was going to go? I invited him to my place. Not sure how that's going to go.

APPARENTLY, when you do a running thing, a turkey trot if you will, you need shoes that are not flat bottomed Chuck Taylor's (in purple, obviously) or super duper combat boots meant for kicking ass and taking names but not marathon work.

So, look, I guess I've gotta go shopping but I don't want to. Maybe my knee joints can just grind up into a fine powder and it'll be fine. In fact, it sounds refreshing. I will do that instead.

This has been a public announcement.

Oh, and I guess also I am thirsty?

EDIT:
Never mind on the thirsty thing, I got a special delivery.

The lightrail is far more enjoyable from the rooftop.




[Gabriel]
Dean told me to get in touch with you.


[Jo]
There is a boy here who looks like Sam. It is not Sam. He is human, though. I checked.

I found out one of my Christmas light sets is half dead. How can it be bad? It's only been stored for a year.

Anyway! Time for a friendly poll.

Christmas lights on your house:
Blue
White
Red
Green
Multicolored

And while I'm checking...what about a tree?

If anyone needs help hanging lights at their house, let me know! I'm Thomas and I'm...not anything creepy.

( Recorded message )

Every one meet Lina!!! Big bro got her for me. Isn't she adorable?!

Eeeeee! I love this place. High buildings. WINDOWS. Cats!

( I've been here a whole day and haven't seen a 'do not sync' sign! )

I start work tomorrow. I can't wait to meet everyone. This place is great!