I said I wasn't going to do it but I let one of my coworkers set me up on a blind date. I can't believe my life has turned into this. Humiliating.
The worst part? He didn't even show up. So I'm all dolled up, in a fancy restaurant, by myself, waiting, and the waitress keeps coming by asking if I want more ice water.
Think it's time to go home and lose myself in a bottle of wine.