(1) Friday told me that Drax hasn't returned after telling her he was going to get something to eat.

(2) Pinged his phone. He's in a nearby park but not answering: [coordinates link]

(3) Quill, want to go make sure he's all right while med clinic is on standby?

Hello there, ladies and gentlemen. I'm Remy LeBeau, born and bred in New Orleans. Currently living the life of luxury in this fine establishment.

Been in Genosha for a while and I can only try to charm Friday so much before I require the pleasure of physical company. Anyone want to show me the sights?

(1) I'm back, bitch!!!! Miss me?

(2) That's a stupid question. Of course you did. Give me money. I have a job still, right?

I need a sword.

Good news: I have a new phone.

Bad news: I spent all afternoon taking apart the head on the Benetar to get the old one back.

Just an update on "Mission learn about Terran culture"

• Swayze is still better than the Bachelor. Sorry Darcy, I tried.
  
• I have met Earth's greatest hero, and his name is Skywalker.
  
• Modern art makes me feel like stabbing something with my sword. Next time I get the bright idea to go to a museum, we can visit the Collector.
  
• Crepes are the best invention on this planet. Change my mind.
  
• Sam, you were right about communicating. But I was not prepared for how difficult it is.
  

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( Star-Lord )

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( Nebula )

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( Dr. Palmer )

Dr. Strange explained what's going on and I'm still not sure I'm following, but this morning it was nighttime in 2017, I walked down the block, and suddenly it was morning in 2024, so...I'll go with it for now.

So hey, I'm Tandy.

Are there really Avengers here?

Okay, SO. I have exciting news. I moved into my own floor in the building with Tony's penthouse. To celebrate my housewarming, I've decided that we ladies need a proper slumber party. Now, unfortunately, because I know myself, I'm going to make it 18+, sorry young'uns. But all the other ladies who can read this are invited.

No, Quill, you cannot come even if you wear a wig and a dress.

Yes, Loki, you can come if you want to shapeshift.

I'm looking at Saturday the 19th. How's that sound for everyone?

It's really hard to concentrate in class when you just did cool Avenger things just weeks ago. Also why if Flash still such a jerk.

Friday once I figured out what he meant by that said I should introduce myself here.

So here goes Hi. I'm Raven. I just got here from Genosha.

I would be remiss if I did not join in the introductions. I am Professor Charles Xavier, psychiatrist and educator by trade. I would like to thank you all for the quality medical intervention and kindnesses.

( Mr. Stark )


( Katherine Pryde )


( Captain Quill )

I'd like to take the opportunity to introduce myself. I'm Dr. Moira Kinross and will be consulting with my colleague, Dr. Banner as well as assisting Dr. Xavier with the reopening of the facility in Westchester.

I would like the opportunity to speak privately to anyone recently arrived from Genosha. I am happy to do so over this network or we may set a time for an in person meeting at your earliest convenience.

Additionally, If I may be of any help, please do let me know.

I have taken it upon myself to seek initiation to the sorcery that is Swayze. Peter Quill, this is something you were not wrong about.

I may need to go stab something very soon though, before I turn into a vapid TV kardashian girl.

Locked to Guardians

Roll call. Are we all here? I know Strange said T'challa, Hope, Bucky, that chick with the kids, and some dude named Phil are gone.

Has anyone heard from Drax?

Nebula, what can I do?

Some of the new arrivals aren't aware, or likely aren't even part, of our situation. They aren't displaced, but I can see their fates are coinciding with our own. So from now on, I'll be using a displaced filter for those of us from another universe. Those coming from Genosha or that were already a part of this universe, won't know what we're talking about. Or it may take them longer to understand.

I wanted to let you know that the spell net over this city has registered some departures. Hope, Wanda, Phil, T'Challa, and Bucky are gone. This universe is unpredictable. I don't want to sound hokey, but treasure those you have for the time that you given.

( Tony Stark )

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( GOTG )

So. Not gonna lie folks, kinda creeped out by some other dude calling himself Starlord.

[To Stark & Banner]

I have looked at the Chitauri weapons you acquired. What do you want to know about them? I will warn you now, a few of them are hairdryers.

[To Pepper]

Do you require any assistance with your work? I'm not as busy as I would wish.

[To Quill & Drax]

Have you heard anything from the fox or the tree?

[To Captain Rogers]

I would like your input on how we should organize an exercise regime for the team.

[To Wanda]

I haven't checked in with you lately. How are you and your sons faring?

[To Dr. Foster]

How are you faring?

[To Barnes]

I'm bored. Is there something distracting we can do? Without compromising your safety, of course. Is there an activity or a place you would like to visit?

All right, so I'm attempting to teach myself how to cook. I am sorry if I set off any fire alarms. I tried cooking with my hands, but that just burns things to a crisp so I'm using the actual oven. Holy shit it's slow.

Give me your best cooking tips. I need them.

I'm watching a movie. The plot concerns a beauty pageant where an officer of the Federal Bureau of Investigations goes undercover as a contestant due to a lead on an apparent bomb threat at the event.

Can someone please explain why 'whirled peas' are so important?

I have seen so much Disney and Pixar the last few weeks while Mrs. Potts-Stark (I'm not allowed calling her Pepper anymore, since I started calling her Habenero last week) and Tony have taken on the United States and I take on their adorable and yet insane Morg-Borg.

So clearly since I'm not sleeping and I'm having my hair braided lately, Google has been my best friend and Tony -- did you know the Internet thinks you'd make an amazing Jasmine?

Now I'm wondering what kind of Disney Princess I am .... I'm thinking Moana. I love the water, and I can navigate anywhere.

Yup.

Moana.

If anyone's tracking their order for an epic shit storm? It's arrived.

Pretty sure this is the opposite of chill, Thor.

Quick question: Does this stop if we throw some virgins or goats on a bonfire?

Sometimes, it's so easy to forget that before everything we all used to be people with (generally speaking) normal lives. We all had to learn how to feed ourselves, how to read, how to be who we are...

Now of course, as household names, it's hard to remember that people actually do just call me Pepper. Not Mrs. Potts-Stark, Pepper Potts-Stark, CEO, etc etc. Believe it or not, my parents still refer to me as Virginia.

I thought it might be fun to bring us all back to what makes us human: our flaws. But not, those hard ones that make us vulnerable. Something interesting, something that you wouldn't expect.

I'll go first, of course.

I absolutely, cannot, for the absolute life of me, bake bread. Doesn't matter how hard I try -- it either doesn't rise, or it's too chewy, or it's not bread, it's crackers (that was a sad day). Don't tell Tony, but that might be the reason behind no gluten in our house ;)

I've been encouraged to post a message on this forum, to make others aware another person has arrived in this universe. I don't know what to say, other than I am here. I don't think I've been here before.

Or perhaps that was another me, if she exists.

Which, apparently, she does, though I don't know where she is.






She isn't here.

(1) Suuuup bitch
(2) I'm back, yo!
(3) Sandwhich and cuddle time?!

Since Tony's not denouncing what's going on or starting a clean up effort, I'm surmising that something has gone terribly wrong.

Before someone asks for me to stop a bunch of angry teens: We monitor mystic or planet-wide threats, and this doesn't qualify for our intervention. I believe it's a matter best left up to the police, SHIELD, or the Avengers.

That doesn't mean I can't help out behind the scenes.

I'll go to the tower to help coordinate. If anyone has any further information about what's happening, I'd like to hear it.

Ok, everyone who told me this was a ghost? You were right. I didn't want to believe it. You've all earned the right to gloat.

Anyone want to play Ghostbusters? Team Science, maybe? No crossing the streams type stuff. That containment unit in the movies is probably out of the question too. Maybe we can start finding a way to push it out of the work and living spaces. Create a safe space or something. Ideas?

Also, Steve's gone. I'll be steering the ship. First call? Might want to use the buddy system. At least until Strange gets back.

Holy eff bomb, guys.

I totally forgot about Hallowe'en (Thanks G!).

What are all you losers going as?

I'm going to wear no underwear and be the sexy version of me. It's going to be hot.

You lot are an interesting group of Terrans. Earth isn't AS big of a shithole, like the whispers in space say.

Call me Talos. I know most of you already but you don't know me, so I wanted to introduce myself all right and proper now.

Peter Shark, doo doo doo doo doo
Peter Shark, doo doo doo doo doo
Peter Shark, doo doo doo doo doo
Peter Shark


I can dig it. I don't know how this happened, and I don't know if I wanna know but now I'm suddenly attracting single moms and we all know they put out, soooooo..

Player shark....

(ooc: backdated to a few days after this and a couple days before the flood plot!)

( Public network post with FFH spoilers )

( Messages for Tony, Dr. Strange, Wanda, and Fury, FFH spoilers )

Did you all set your reminders on your phones?

Steve, I got the good ones at my place -- double stuff oreos and organic milk. Only the best for you! Happy early bday!

( I love the internet. One day, I might do my job instead of surfing it. )

Folk of Midgard, please enlighten me, for I know little about your people: how long is five years compared to a mortal lifetime?

( (spoilers!) - net post with messages for Steve, Loki, Peter P., & Nat. )

So have a survey:


1. What’s your coffee mug look like? It's a manly unicorn mug.

( 2-30 )

Alright peeps.

A question for the hive mind:

If I colored one thing on every page of the coloring book in the lobby of my dentist's office, would you consider that a) a dick head move or b) an invite to collaborate?

(and of COURSE I have a dentist! What kind of pleeb do you all take me for? Oh -- right, Tony Boss, I need some time for my dental appointment kthxbai)

Who do I need to tase to make them let me see Jane?

Side note: where can I get a taser?

Also, hi. I got the spiel from the emo goth magic guy and I'm at the hospital and they won't let me in to see Jane and someone needs to fix that right now.

Falcon reporting for duty.

Pepper filled me in on what's going on. Figured I should say hi and see who else is around.

At the urging of my tutor, and because I agreed and thought it to be a good idea, I traveled to the city of Kathmandu in Nepal to have some time away to hone the finer points of my abilities. It was a wonderful trip, despite how much of the beauty of the city has been ravaged by earthquakes - but much of it has also been maintained as well, and I especially enjoyed the maze of narrow streets and alleyways. The tourist district is lively but still maintains an old-world feel, which I appreciate.

I think I picked up far too many books, too much jewelry, and a paper lantern or two that wasn't necessary but too pretty to pass up.

But I have returned and I missed all this.

Wow, Fury. You didn't even bother to change your passwords.

Don't worry. ( I fixed all of your social media handles for you. )

All right. I'm here to answer questions about this universe. Including what's happening in it, what might happen in it, and what won't be happening in it.

I'll answer to the best of my ability. Here's some highlights from the welcome pamphlet: ( You, Other You, and the Multiverse: An Overview for the Recently Displaced. )

A few caveats to this post:

1. You probably won't like what I have to say.


2. Whatever it is, Stark? No.


3. I can't give you the best date for anything related to weddings, births, or other social functions. I'm not Miss Cleo.

Still here. Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated.

I remember no one. (Joking. I remember up to a point.)

Thanks to being super bored during lunch time (P.S. - Hi, where's my sandwich guy?), I now know from a sparse amount of timeline posts that Fury's a devoted cat dad.



I mean, wow, that is a metric shit ton of cat pics. So many that I changed the status to "in a relationship." 💕

Wow I forgot how terrible St Patrick's Day is in the city.

Did make $65 on darts so not a complete loss.

Aloooone again, in margaritavillleeeee ....

why is it never alone with better tasting booze? I'm trying to think of songs and it's like ..pina coladas? nah that's about love. milk and alcohol just sounds gross. and cold gin ... hm. that kinda tastses like pine cones.

COLD GIN IT IS