|peter parker (thespiderling) wrote in avengers_net,|
@ 2019-08-01 19:04:00
|Entry tags:||- network, - spoiler, christine palmer, clint barton, jane foster, loki laufeyson, natasha romanoff, peter parker, peter quill, stephen strange, tony stark, wanda maximoff|
(ooc: backdated to a few days after this and a couple days before the flood plot!)
Hey everyone, how's it going? It's Peter. Peter Parker? Um, which you probably already knew because of the way the network goes, but anyway -
I've had a lot of dreams lately? The freaky alternate universe kind? Things there didn't go so well. If anyone else gets the same memories, I'm definitely, definitely not a terrorist or a criminal or anything like that. I promise. But I'm Spider-man? That's a thing? Which probably isn't a super big deal because I think like 95% of you already know, but I just really, really needed to come clean here before someone else made that decision for me.
I know I said I was Mr. Stark's intern when I first got here, and that's technically true on paper, but there's...y'know. A lot more to it. Keeping this whole thing a secret from the outside world is really important to me - I've got family and friends to protect. I know it's a lot to ask, but if you guys could maybe help me keep that cover up, that would be the coolest thing ever.
Oh - and if Spider-man's a new thing to you, just look up 'Spidey's Top 10 most Epic Fails (Bus Faceplant Included!)' on youtube and it'll give you a gist of what I can do. If anyone has any questions? Or something? Or if you need me to rescue a cat from a tree or stop a robbery? I'm here to help.
It's just really great that you're all here and not dead or off-world or retired or something because that was the worst and
tl;dr, I'm Spider-man, and search that name on youtube if you want a good laugh. ✌️
I don't know how you went on tv and told a bajillion people you were Iron Man because even this is scary.
If someone named Quentin Beck ever shows up in this universe from the other one, can we...not trust him? Is that a thing we can do?
Hey, do you think we could do some spidey sense training soon if you're not busy or anything? A lot of that memory dump was a disaster - it wasn't working half the time.
I don't know if you had any dreams too, sir, but I'm really, really sorry about all that.
You were a little harsh at points, man, but I'd say it's a pretty good thing you have more than just me to help you out in this world.