Not to rain on any Captain Murica Parades but I got word from Legal about the whole terrorism and Loki thing. ( Read more... )

I have never been busier in my life. and it has been a very, very long life indeed. I keep thinking I'll run out of ways to keep me busy so I don't do something stupid bother everyone helping us, then I add on ten more things to do.

I admit I might finally need a drink.

Hello from New Asgard. Things are--boring isn't quite right but maybe static is the right word? Thor is still wallowing in guilt though there are plans to get him to stop hiding. The weather has been grey and in a sour mood.

I am spending my time training the guards and teaching the children, and working with Val--Loki's wife, who is in charge of everything--to make sure we're going to have all the resources we need. I had hoped New Asgard would be a safe place for long enough to plan for a firm future, but I worry that Loki's actions, and now Thor's, have made that impossible. I don't think the things Loki has done should pass without comment or excuse or punishment, but what I said before was true: I think he was making progress and I worry that he's been set back. And apart from how I feel, or how Thor and Val feel, he's dangerous. Possibly too dangerous to left to slide.

Jane is talking about trying to go to the synagogue, the temple of her religion, in Oslo. I'm trying to figure out what I can do without causing trouble or breaking our own laws to find money for her to get to Oslo, and for me to go with her for her own safety. For a long time Jane didn't think much of me planning for her security but now she sees the necessity.

I've been following the international news and what's on the network but it's not the same as being there. I hope all is well with you and that we'll talk soon.

What they don't tell you about living in a small village and not having any money is that if there's no Bifrost and you want to leave your small village and say, go to the synagogue in Oslo you either need a car or money for a train ticket. Plus fare for the Asgardian guard that follows you around. And I have neither.

Hello fellow Avengers.

We in New Asgard have been considering what our best option is for dealing with both Loki's capture and the storm caused by Thor's anger in New York. Having seen the news reports, we now understand the scale of the storm and the harm it caused, and the further damage to the Avengers.

We know we often misunderstand how things operate on Midgard and seek advice on how we can repair the damage. We expect to pay compensation for the damages to the city, and wergild for the deaths and injuries. The news reports suggest a rough amount for the damages, though we don't know the costs of wergild under Midgard's laws.

We are also considering what Thor can do to repair the damages he caused with his temper, as well as his punishment under our own laws. He behaved in a manner unbefitting a prince and must deal with the consequences.

We also are direly concerned about Loki's situation, not because we think he has committed no crimes, but because we have worked to rehabilitate him and worry that jailing him will undo the efforts we and he have put toward improving his heart and soul. It is well-known among Asgardians that I have little love for Loki and have often opposed him and even threatened him when he has done wrong. But I have seen improvements in him since his arrival on Midgard. However he is to be punished, we need to ensure that he continues on his forward path lest further ill consequences ensue.

We also know that asking the Avengers for counsel risks the wrath of the Midgardian governments who have named us terrorists. Still, we ask your advice because you are our best hope for resolving this crisis. While Thor and Loki and the Valkyrie and I have acted in the public eye, most of New Asgard is innocent of this quarrel and should not be punished for our deeds and misdeeds. It is our responsibility to protect them.

Last, but not least, it is also important to us to protect Dr Foster, who was only involved in this matter because I called on her to calm Thor when he was enraged. Because she helped to stop the storm and convince Thor to return to New Asgard, she is now branded a terrorist and denied her possessions and her ability to travel to her home country. Perhaps she is even to be made homeless, though she will have a home with us even if Midgard denies her. We ask that even if you cannot help us, you will assist Dr Foster. She is an innocent in this matter and whatever consequences apply to New Asgard sound not fall on her.

Thank you for reading, and for any counsel you may offer. We are further in your debt.

What just happened?

Did I just lose my citizenship?

[later]
Every lecture and consulting gig I had on the books has been cancelled.

[later]
I'm getting a warning and am locked out of my bank account.

[a few minutes after this airs]

» I expected it to be bad.
» but not that bad.
» I'm so angry I almost broke this stupid device

> I wanted to check in but I realized I don't know what to say other than 'are you ok?'
> And I guess if you still want that date we're going to have to wait a while.
> I'm sorry.

Alright.

I'll admit it. Things aren't bad. Though maybe.

Maybe I work too much.

Friends.

I have been lax and remiss in my communications with you all, for which I sincerely apologize.

Rather than message you all individually, and then forget to answer, I thought this easier:

I am returning to Tonsburg. And as I type this, I wonder -- did I remember to even inform anyone other than my brother and his wife that I was no longer living there...

As mentioned before -- I am lacking in my missives.

I have also been lacking in my training and need to get back into this. I thoroughly encourage all potential sparring opportunities. Stormbreaker and I would be appreciative of it.

And as always, guests are welcome and encouraged. Come to my home. I have food. And coffee. And poptarts. And other things. I don't remember all that is in my cupboards. But there is plenty.

First, I would like to apologize for missing the attack that came about New york.

Second, what day do Midgardians collect the blue bin trash?

Ross sucked it up and called for the Avengers, right after a hairy monster ate almost half of a National Guard unit.

We need three groups, with at least one heavy hitter in each team. Everyone else who can't power punch monsters can help with diversions or rescue ops. Monsters need stopped STAT. If you drop yours, tell us on the comm channel and go backup another team ASAP.

1. Team One: Anyone not afraid of getting wet, head to Pier 25. That's close to the Tower. Besides people in air-tight armor, do we have anyone with a super special surprise talent, like breathing underwater?


2. Team Two: Anyone used to fighting on foot needs to go to Battery Park. For those in the Tower, take the Quinjet on the rooftop and fly there. It needs stopped before it gets into the city.


3. Team Three: We need volunteers who can fly or fast travel to get to the other side of the Brooklyn Bridge. That's over on SHIELD's side and where the biggest mess is right now.

Let me know which team you're on. If it gets really bad, I can activate E.D.I.T.H. to help out.

Dr. Palmer's at Metro General. Take any wounded teammates there, and she'll admit and treat them.

( For S.H.I.E.L.D. & Strange )

( Team List (& ooc notes) )

( Texts Within. )

So... I guess I need a dress for this party. Help?

> I know that you are busy seeing to this mess of Stark's making.
> I wish to convey my gratitude for your aid whilst I was unable to act for myself.

I haven't slept in 24 hours virtual reality is complicated listen to Darcy she knows her stuff.

NOTICE: Phil has personal experience with this situation and has offered insight on how to wake people up.

Stark is stuck in the game. We'll need as many here at the Tower to help assist Pepper and to act from a centralized location.

If you've found anyone that's still inside the game, they need to be brought to the clinic in the tower immediately. If you need a portal, ask here.

If anyone else has any skill with hacking, or knows anything about virtual reality simulations, Stark's tech team could use the help. Right now they're trying to keep the server stable and to find a way to those who are trapped inside.

Texts to Thor:

[1] Your Highness, I regret to report that trouble has befallen New Asgard that requires your immediate attention.
[2] Your brother, Prince Loki, has fallen ill and I cannot rouse him.
[3] He was apparently testing a Stark device for augmented reality.
[4] I am taking him to New York to find out what is happening and get help from Tony Stark.
[5] Please come to New York. You will find us at Stark Tower.
[6] Please also let me know as soon as you receive these messages.

Texts to Jane:

[1] Doctor Foster, I regret interrupting your much-deserved holiday with Thor.
[2] An emergency has arisen with Prince Loki and I am taking him to New York for help. His peril does not seem mortal but I cannot rouse him.
[3] I have contacted Thor with the details and a request to come to New York.
[4] If you receive these messages and he does not, please ask him to contact me.
[5] Thank you for all your help and I am very sorry to disturb your private time.

Since Tony's not denouncing what's going on or starting a clean up effort, I'm surmising that something has gone terribly wrong.

Before someone asks for me to stop a bunch of angry teens: We monitor mystic or planet-wide threats, and this doesn't qualify for our intervention. I believe it's a matter best left up to the police, SHIELD, or the Avengers.

That doesn't mean I can't help out behind the scenes.

I'll go to the tower to help coordinate. If anyone has any further information about what's happening, I'd like to hear it.

Hot take opinion: Addams Family is the best Halloween movie.

[Private to Christine]
What do you need to worry about if you're going to be pregnant over 40?

I've heard from Thor about a decidedly odd matter. I'll be visiting him for a few days.

I'd like you to watch over the village in the meantime. The dungeon is complete and at your disposal should you need it for any reason.

The Valkyrie is away on the long task of gathering winter provisions for the entire village.

I do apologize for the short notice.

Shana Tovah. May your year be sweet and your name be written.

The music for phone calls has changed from that of the clubs known for drinking and dancing. I was amused the first time. By the second call, I wondered if some particularly dimwitted Midgardians might actually require words to be spelled out in song in an attempt to boost their intelligence.

I can not say that I'm overly fond of this bard, Travis Twit.

Which one of you is responsible? I'm equal parts amused and aggravated. Well done.

Clint Barton is better than me at darts. ANd pool and people ahould believe him when he claims superipriority.


He's also not old. Not like me. Look st my face Im the Cryptkeeper.

I guess it's about time I let everyone in on this. The night of July 4th, Peggy Carter agreed to become my wife.

Folk of Midgard, please enlighten me, for I know little about your people: how long is five years compared to a mortal lifetime?

Ok so we have the 4th coming up. That means drunken mishandling of explosives. Burnt hotdogs that we swear taste great. AAAAAAANNNNDD....Rogers' birthday! What's he going to be now? 172? Whatever. The guy could use a party, and after everything that's been going on in our collective noggins, we could use to blow off some stress, too.

So let's have those ideas! I say we shut down Brooklyn and host an entire borough bash.

[Private to Val, Loki and Sif]

How go the arrangements for the move? I am almost done culling my things.

Our people, I see, are busy with their own packing; however, I know most of them are eager (if not all) to be in their new homes. Are we able to start accommodating that now?

Steve and I have discussed the recent weapons issue. Intel states that a man, Thomas Green, is single-handedly creating the fake-Wakanda weapons. He's a known HYDRA engineer, and could be anywhere. We need to get Thomas Green (alive), and all his research.

From the information we have, there's approximately five different known locations. I'll need teams to infiltrate each.

( Your mission, should you chose to accept -- just kidding. This is the mission )

Well met to all who read these words. I am Sif, formerly of Asgard, recently arrived in Midgard and making my place now among my people here. I offer greetings to those whom I know from my previous visits to Midgard, and if my aid is required in aught to assist or defend this world where I now dwell, I offer it as well.

We've been through a lot lately. Good and bad. There's more and more people showing up. Some new. Some returning who don't remember being here before. Looking at it all together it's looking like something is back-building. Something big. I bounced this off a few people and we seem to be in agreement. It's time to rebuild what we had before.

It's time for the Avengers and SHIELD to reform.

I realize this may not be a welcome idea, and Pepper I know you and Tony are new parents so I'm sorry the timing is bad. No one will be forced into this. If someone wants to be backup or not involved at all that decision will be respected.

But I'm calling for volunteers. So is Nick. Old faces and new. Sound off here with what you'd prefer. If you are going to be part of this let us know which team you want to be on: Avengers or SHIELD.

Thanks.
Steve

I have finally learned to work this contraption without guidance, so I felt it was beyond time to introduce myself. I am Frigga, the former Queen of Asgard. Thus far I am thoroughly enjoying my stay here. These frocks are quite...freeing. Midgardian women have such marvelous choices for clothing.

What would make my being here so much better would be to see my son and other Asgardians. Pray tell. Has anyone seen Thor?

[Loki]

Where are you? Come home immediately.

[Sif]

Sif, if you're not at home can you please make your way there immediately. We all need to talk. If you see Loki, bring him with you.

Something has happened and I-

I need to see talk to you.

[Val]

I had... something happen. I don't know if it's something I developed when my father died or if it is to do with the parallel universe we are in, but I would welcome the chance to talk to everyone and to make sure you are all okay.

[Bruce]

Banner, did you- I'd like to check that you are okay?

[Dr Strange]

I believe I have identified what the ill feeling is. It would seem the universe that we came from has experienced significant changes.

How long before ours catches up? Or, indeed, will it catch up?

[Steve & Tony]

My apologies for the storm. It shan't happen again.

[Peter Parker]

I apologise for the lateness of this enquiry, I was otherwise preoccupied with Hulk Sitting as Thor called it - have you recovered from your injury?

[Public]

Is it common for Midgardians to scribble numbers on the side of coffee cups?

( This is the Blue Horsehead Nebula in infared light )

[Sif, Valkyrie]
I was able to pick up my Asgardian dress and bring it to New York. Do either of you want it?

[Thor]
I picked up my dress from Asgard when I got my lab equipment. I've offered it to Sif and Valkyrie but if they're not interested, do you want it? Hang onto it for when you're reunited with your people and give someone a piece of home?

I found myself in New York. Pretty much literally.

[Tony Stark, Shuri]
Hi. Dr. Strange said one of might have a lab I could work out of? And I don't suppose that lab space might come with access to a radio telescope?

[Text to Bruce]
> How are you faring, Banner?

[Text to Sif]
> After all that time indoors I would like to stretch my legs
> Would you care to join me?

[Text to Loki]
> Are you well?
> The Lady Sif and I may be heading out. Would you like some more pop tarts?

[Text to Val]
> Are you feeling better?
> Once you are fully recovered, we will be prepared to wipe out the manufacturer of these weapons. I have secured the first charge.

[Text to Captain Rogers]
> Do you have news?

[Texts to Loki]

> Is Valkyrie recovering?
> Also, I trust you have not overextended yourself?
> I have also arranged for a delivery to arrive at home that I believe will go some way to restoring your resources

[Texts to Thor]

> The Hulk is sleeping
> I feel the need for air
> Care to join me?

Um, is there a Lady Sif here?

Loki and I are having a lot of sex. Thought you all should know.

[Loki]

This is what you get.

PEOPLE OF THE NETWORK! I MUST WARN YOU OF A POTENTIAL THREAT TO YOUR KIND. I WAS ATTACKED WITH A WEAPON OF UNKNOWN ORIGIN, ONE THAT HAS WROUGHT UNEXPECTED DAMAGE UPON MY PERSON. THE INJURY WAS SUCH THAT A MORTAL MIGHT WELL NOT SURVIVE IT.

EXERCISE EXTREME CAUTION IF YOU WALK AMONGST THE MIDGARDIANS WITHOUT DISGUISE OR ARMOR.

Obtaining weapons here on Midgard is easier than I thought it would be, but all the better

Serves my purpose so I will not quibble

> I do not mean to intrude, but I wondered if your room was to your liking.
> If it is not, then I can make whatever adjustments you desire.

[private message to the Lady Sif]
We must speak face to face Sif. Much has happened that you may not know of.

[private to the Valkyrie]
The weather shows no sign of sharks today. Would you join me in finding a dog for our household?

Are flying fish common place on Midgard?