( This post is rated for serious medical issues )

It grows ever colder outside. How am I to obtain powdered cheese puffs with a ridiculous cat wearing sunglasses on the packaging?

After consulting with my fellow mystics, we were able to use a couple relics to house the reality and power stones for safe handling and transport.

Since the stones can't be kept together under one single entity, I proposed the following:


Reality - Stark's agreed to keep it in a high security lock-down at the Avengers' upstate Headquarters, outside of the city.

Power - I'm returning this to Star-lord and friends. If they need any additional assistance while on Earth, I suggest that Nick Fury and his agents can offer assistance.

Space - The stone is already bound. Leaving that binding in place between the King and Prince of Asgard is a reasonable solution.

Time - The has long been in the keeping of the Masters of the Mystic Arts and the Sorcerer Supreme. That trend will continue.

Mind - Destroyed. Thank you, Wanda.

Soul - Well out of reach, now that the link volunteered to remove themselves from the equation.


If there's any questions, ask. The Reality and Power stones will be delivered this evening.

It's my birthday and I do what I want to. Since I'm one of those people that's notoriously hard to shop for, I'll gladly accept the gift of gifs.

( I'll start. )

Loki and I are having a lot of sex. Thought you all should know.

[Loki]

This is what you get.