The Harvest Feast will take place in a little under two weeks' time. I am very much looking forward to the Feast on Asgardia. I imagine it will be quite different from the feasts that we used to have on Asgard.

I hope that our friends at Stark Tower are planning on coming to Asgardia to attend the Feast.

I had the most interesting dream the other night. Normally I would not have mentioned it, as this is not a dream interpretation network, but it seemed oddly real. It felt oddly real, as if I had actually lived it once before. As if it was a series of memories returning to me.

I'd say that traveling amongst the stars and seeing the galaxies up close and personal is exciting, but I do not want to somehow jinx it here. We always seem to have enough excitement on our hands already.

Hello! It is I, Thor, Prince of Asgard, Lord of Thunder, Earth's Mightiest Avenger! I have been informed that this device will allow me to communicate with my allies. I am posting here to let you all know that I have arrived in Asgardia!

The Feast celebrating my return will begin shortly!

Dr. Strange explained what's going on and I'm still not sure I'm following, but this morning it was nighttime in 2017, I walked down the block, and suddenly it was morning in 2024, so...I'll go with it for now.

So hey, I'm Tandy.

Are there really Avengers here?

We're back!

Thank you everyone for your well wishes. We had a lovely time.

We saw there's been a lot of new faces while we were away. Welcome. And just a reminder that the portal in the Tower goes directly into our house. We like having guests but please give us a head's up if you're coming. It can be surprising to have someone unexpected walk through the house.

Hope everyone's been doing well while we were away.

I would be remiss if I did not join in the introductions. I am Professor Charles Xavier, psychiatrist and educator by trade. I would like to thank you all for the quality medical intervention and kindnesses.

( Mr. Stark )


( Katherine Pryde )


( Captain Quill )

Hi I see I introduce myself here.

English is not my first language and Google translation it sucks.

I am Illyana Rasputina and New York looks good from my window is not Genosha so much better.

While this is still frustrating, I have gotten time to catch up on a few things, including being introduced to "Netflix & Chilling". Darcy was kind enough to bring me a few things and introduce me to that.

So... I guess I should introduce myself to all of you. Hi, I'm Kitty Pryde. I'm 21, grew up in Illinois, and was in my junior year at Columbia University studying Computer Science and Mathematics.

I'm not sure what else to say. I would love to find a Temple and a ballet studio nearby, but I don't know if it would be safe for me to attend either.

Thank you to all of you for being so kind and welcoming.

(1) Friend. I have finished the last set of interviews, and posed for the appropriate amount of pictures. Jane is drained and wishes to retire. I, on the other hand, find myself full of energy and a desire to consume many alcoholic drinks.

(2) You are the only one who can keep up with me. Join me, Steve Rogers.

I know it is early, but I thought I'd better post. I'm Shuri, previously in Oakland, California until I found myself in a park near Harlem about an hour and a half ago.

This multiverse hopping is exhausting. I could use a latte and maybe something to eat. I just stepped through a portal to 30 Warren, wherever that is. Is anyone awake?

Finally, some good news.

Because of those legal statements from our resident Asgardians and Jane, lawyers were able to broker an agreement.

The Feds want to settle for ten million in restitution and some community service from Thor, if he's ok with that. Mostly social appearances. You know. Say hi. Smile, wave, refuse to promote anyone else's political or military agenda. Go home. EZPZ.

Jane, if you accept, it means all of your assets won't be frozen anymore. Asgard won't be considered terrorist sympathizers either. Which we all know was b.s. and a total knee-jerk reaction anyway.

[Thor]
I have a thought - and I want your input.

[Tony]
I have an idea.

Well bad news first: Sif appears to be gone. But, this spawned an idea. Up for hearing it?

Not to rain on any Captain Murica Parades but I got word from Legal about the whole terrorism and Loki thing. ( Read more... )

I love you. Thank you for your support through this. I know this is not what you expected your life to be and I apologize for my part in it.

The fact remains, you are my heart, elskede and I could not live without you.

What they don't tell you about living in a small village and not having any money is that if there's no Bifrost and you want to leave your small village and say, go to the synagogue in Oslo you either need a car or money for a train ticket. Plus fare for the Asgardian guard that follows you around. And I have neither.

[a few minutes after this airs]

» I expected it to be bad.
» but not that bad.
» I'm so angry I almost broke this stupid device

( Group message to Tony and Thor )

[Thor]
Do we need to talk about me having some sort of security? Should I? Do I need it? This feels weird.

[Loki]
Sif was talking to me about possibly needing some sort of security so that no one tries to manipulate Thor by getting to me. It's strange for me as just a regular person but I'm also really trying not go around like I'm acting like some kind of queen. I don't want to send the wrong impression.

[Pepper]
Security guards. What? How?

[Darcy]
Do you have some kind of fancy security now you're a Stark?

I've been encouraged to post a message on this forum, to make others aware another person has arrived in this universe. I don't know what to say, other than I am here. I don't think I've been here before.

Or perhaps that was another me, if she exists.

Which, apparently, she does, though I don't know where she is.






She isn't here.

Friends.

I have been lax and remiss in my communications with you all, for which I sincerely apologize.

Rather than message you all individually, and then forget to answer, I thought this easier:

I am returning to Tonsburg. And as I type this, I wonder -- did I remember to even inform anyone other than my brother and his wife that I was no longer living there...

As mentioned before -- I am lacking in my missives.

I have also been lacking in my training and need to get back into this. I thoroughly encourage all potential sparring opportunities. Stormbreaker and I would be appreciative of it.

And as always, guests are welcome and encouraged. Come to my home. I have food. And coffee. And poptarts. And other things. I don't remember all that is in my cupboards. But there is plenty.

First, I would like to apologize for missing the attack that came about New york.

Second, what day do Midgardians collect the blue bin trash?

( Texts Within. )

> I'm leaving.

[waits 30 seconds before sending the next text]

> It's only temporary.

Texts to Thor:

[1] Your Highness, I regret to report that trouble has befallen New Asgard that requires your immediate attention.
[2] Your brother, Prince Loki, has fallen ill and I cannot rouse him.
[3] He was apparently testing a Stark device for augmented reality.
[4] I am taking him to New York to find out what is happening and get help from Tony Stark.
[5] Please come to New York. You will find us at Stark Tower.
[6] Please also let me know as soon as you receive these messages.

Texts to Jane:

[1] Doctor Foster, I regret interrupting your much-deserved holiday with Thor.
[2] An emergency has arisen with Prince Loki and I am taking him to New York for help. His peril does not seem mortal but I cannot rouse him.
[3] I have contacted Thor with the details and a request to come to New York.
[4] If you receive these messages and he does not, please ask him to contact me.
[5] Thank you for all your help and I am very sorry to disturb your private time.

Ok, everyone who told me this was a ghost? You were right. I didn't want to believe it. You've all earned the right to gloat.

Anyone want to play Ghostbusters? Team Science, maybe? No crossing the streams type stuff. That containment unit in the movies is probably out of the question too. Maybe we can start finding a way to push it out of the work and living spaces. Create a safe space or something. Ideas?

Also, Steve's gone. I'll be steering the ship. First call? Might want to use the buddy system. At least until Strange gets back.

There is another plane of existence on this realm. I have learned greatly through research with Darcy about the various polter-ghosts that haunt.

I am at a loss why this terrifies Midgardians so. Should they not feel comforted by this? Knowing their ancestors are watching their every move, moving furniture so that they feel reassured?

This realm continues to confuse me.

Here's something interesting. Scientists have found one of the densest nuetron stars ever discovered. Over twice the mass of the sun but only 15 miles in diameter. That's close to being too heavy to exist. Much more mass and the density would collapse the structure even further into a black hole.

[Private to Thor]

My mom invited us for Rosh Hashana. I said we needed a break after the wedding. We're now expected for Yom Kippur.

Did you miss me?

Went on a food vacation with Fury. Been back a few days but was keeping a low profile and perfect timing from the sounds of things.

We sampled all the food in Greece, Singapore, Pakistan, Thailand, and so many other places.

It was good.

See, I can take a vacation.

I guess it's about time I let everyone in on this. The night of July 4th, Peggy Carter agreed to become my wife.

[private to Darcy]

I am in New York this weekend. We should sup together. I can make pancakes.


[private to Bruce]

I am in New York this weekend. When I go back to Norway, you are most welcome to come with. I would like to show you what we have done, and I am sure that both Val and Korg would be happy to see you. It has been far too long, Banner.

So this is… new.

My name is Ava. I’m pretty sure I don’t know most of you and I’m not very good at introductions so I’ll keep it brief - it’s been an interesting few days. If anyone knows a place to get a very stiff drink or a very decadent cake; do let me know. I’m going to assume specific cravings are normal after having just been transported to a new universe.

Hey, friend, I've been a bit remiss in not checking on you sooner after the dreams. How are you doing? How is Jane doing?

[Private to Val, Loki and Sif]

How go the arrangements for the move? I am almost done culling my things.

Our people, I see, are busy with their own packing; however, I know most of them are eager (if not all) to be in their new homes. Are we able to start accommodating that now?

Greetings all. I am T'Challa, and I believe I know some of you - some I do not. But I have just arrived in New York City and will be staying in the building a version of me purchased? in the penthouse at 30 Warren, what we may call a diplomatic residence.

We have a Wakandan Outreach Center in Oakland, and I am more familiar with that area - despite my many trips to New York City, I have not gotten a chance to explore very much. If there is anyone willing to assist with this, it would be greatly appreciated. Otherwise, I hope to settle in. I have a feeling this will be quite the experience.

( (spoilers within) net post )

I'm afraid there is some troubling news about our building project, brother. It might be better if the Valkyrie and I relay it to you. Preferably in person.

Since I've apparently been here two times before, I doubt I need to introduce myself. So, I'll just say, 'It's Daisy, I'm back.'

I know I just violated a few internet rules, namely the 'never Google yourself' and 'don't read any fanfic about yourself' ones. At least a lot of the fanfic was decently written? Though, I'm pretty sure I figured out that one of the Koenig brother wrote more than one of them, and now I feel a little dirty.

I don't suppose I have a job I need to get to right now?

( unanswered texts to Thor )

[network post]

Ok, so Jane's got an infection. Backlash from her chemo. Passed out in lab, Friday alerted me, whole ambulance thing happened. I'm over here at Columbia Medical. You know who isn't? Thor.

That guy has zero concept of what blowing up a phone is. Anyone have any idea where Thor is? Strange? Can you go check and make sure Loki hasn't shived him?

I can't zip over to Castle Asgard right now to see if they're going all Medieval Times in ye olde dining hall. I don't even know what they do in their free time.

At the urging of my tutor, and because I agreed and thought it to be a good idea, I traveled to the city of Kathmandu in Nepal to have some time away to hone the finer points of my abilities. It was a wonderful trip, despite how much of the beauty of the city has been ravaged by earthquakes - but much of it has also been maintained as well, and I especially enjoyed the maze of narrow streets and alleyways. The tourist district is lively but still maintains an old-world feel, which I appreciate.

I think I picked up far too many books, too much jewelry, and a paper lantern or two that wasn't necessary but too pretty to pass up.

But I have returned and I missed all this.

> Good news, brother. The soul forge is finished and herbs were gathered.
> Eir has calibrated the forge and we've worked on brewing the most used potions.
> Apologies for being belated informing you? I imbibed overly much last eve.

Wow, Fury. You didn't even bother to change your passwords.

Don't worry. ( I fixed all of your social media handles for you. )

Still here. Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated.

I remember no one. (Joking. I remember up to a point.)

I'm too tired so could somebody do me a favor? Pick me up some hamantaschen for Purim?



Hamantaschen is a cookie.

Wow I forgot how terrible St Patrick's Day is in the city.

Did make $65 on darts so not a complete loss.