Hey guys!

So here's the reality -- I am your only medical doctor right now. Stephen counts technically but we all know he has horrible bedside manner, and I'm much more approachable. I am worried that in the event of a whatever (which could be anything because reasons), we don't have any field medics. For that reason, I'm offering a first aid course next week where we can go over some basic first aid, field dressings, and maybe amputations for those keeners ;)

Jokes aside, let me know if you're interested or if you have any prior medical experience. I could also use an assistant, nursing or admin, and I'm okay if you have no experience or are still a teenager. In fact, I prefer a teenager because they don't know labour laws yet. Haaaaaa, kidding again. Seriously guys, help me out here so I don't joke myself to death.

<3

FRIDAY says I am in the tower, yet....I don't know how I came to be here. Clint? Sam, Bruce?

Left outside Fury's door around 5pm today is a plate of homemade classic beignets.

I'm disappointed in all of you for varying reasons.

Especially Tony.

Come on people -- do we really need to go through this every year?

NOTICE: Phil has personal experience with this situation and has offered insight on how to wake people up.

Stark is stuck in the game. We'll need as many here at the Tower to help assist Pepper and to act from a centralized location.

If you've found anyone that's still inside the game, they need to be brought to the clinic in the tower immediately. If you need a portal, ask here.

If anyone else has any skill with hacking, or knows anything about virtual reality simulations, Stark's tech team could use the help. Right now they're trying to keep the server stable and to find a way to those who are trapped inside.

Since Tony's not denouncing what's going on or starting a clean up effort, I'm surmising that something has gone terribly wrong.

Before someone asks for me to stop a bunch of angry teens: We monitor mystic or planet-wide threats, and this doesn't qualify for our intervention. I believe it's a matter best left up to the police, SHIELD, or the Avengers.

That doesn't mean I can't help out behind the scenes.

I'll go to the tower to help coordinate. If anyone has any further information about what's happening, I'd like to hear it.

You got that Allspeak thing.

Does it work on mystery languages?

Found the beacon. It was repeating a message. The only word Carol could translate was Vormir. We're on our way there and I wanted to check in with you.

You lot are an interesting group of Terrans. Earth isn't AS big of a shithole, like the whispers in space say.

Call me Talos. I know most of you already but you don't know me, so I wanted to introduce myself all right and proper now.

[Text to Nick Fury]

- Hey so.
- As the kids say.
- WTF.

[locked to Bucky, Bobbi and Hope]

Pack your bags. Wakanda is asking for help.

Barnes, I know T'Challa spoke with you already. Do what you gotta do. No specific mission for you.

Hope, there's some security and intel that we need to get. T'Challa will fill you in.

Bobbi, you and I are on diplomacy duties. We want to see what's going on, and get a good sense.

Remember -- we're going as support. No one acts without talking to me first. All information must be shared. We are working together with Wakanda.


We leave tomorrow morning. 06h00.

I wanted to make everyone aware of the situation involving the undersea quakes that have been (literally) rocking Wakanda and other African nations. We have been studying and monitoring these submarine earthquakes, as any damage that occurs is not necessarily due to just the quake itself but whatever natural disaster the quake triggers - a tsunami, for example.

So far, there have not been any instances of major flooding or infrastructure damage occurring. However, the quakes seemed very deliberate in that they stopped once some sort of relic was believed to have been washed ashore along a coastline in South Africa - I have sent my top War Dog to investigate this matter, but we all need to be on alert.

There could be much more to come.

Folk of Midgard, please enlighten me, for I know little about your people: how long is five years compared to a mortal lifetime?

So it's been four years.

You never call, you never write. I'm starting to think you don't like me much.

Steve and I have discussed the recent weapons issue. Intel states that a man, Thomas Green, is single-handedly creating the fake-Wakanda weapons. He's a known HYDRA engineer, and could be anywhere. We need to get Thomas Green (alive), and all his research.

From the information we have, there's approximately five different known locations. I'll need teams to infiltrate each.

( Your mission, should you chose to accept -- just kidding. This is the mission )

( (spoilers!) - net post with messages for Steve, Loki, Peter P., & Nat. )

[Carol]

I didn't see you at the SHIELD meeting. Am I right in assuming you're signing up with the Avengers? Or have you decided that you want to remain an independent contractor?

Greetings all. I am T'Challa, and I believe I know some of you - some I do not. But I have just arrived in New York City and will be staying in the building a version of me purchased? in the penthouse at 30 Warren, what we may call a diplomatic residence.

We have a Wakandan Outreach Center in Oakland, and I am more familiar with that area - despite my many trips to New York City, I have not gotten a chance to explore very much. If there is anyone willing to assist with this, it would be greatly appreciated. Otherwise, I hope to settle in. I have a feeling this will be quite the experience.

So, let's get this out of the way now. Yes, I was dead. Now I'm not.

How many of you are going to want to punch me? Just so we can work something out here.

Since I've apparently been here two times before, I doubt I need to introduce myself. So, I'll just say, 'It's Daisy, I'm back.'

I know I just violated a few internet rules, namely the 'never Google yourself' and 'don't read any fanfic about yourself' ones. At least a lot of the fanfic was decently written? Though, I'm pretty sure I figured out that one of the Koenig brother wrote more than one of them, and now I feel a little dirty.

I don't suppose I have a job I need to get to right now?

[Public]

Croatia isn't what it used to be.

[Director Fury]

Morse. Reporting for duty. Again. WTF?

Falcon reporting for duty.

Pepper filled me in on what's going on. Figured I should say hi and see who else is around.

All right. I'm here to answer questions about this universe. Including what's happening in it, what might happen in it, and what won't be happening in it.

I'll answer to the best of my ability. Here's some highlights from the welcome pamphlet: ( You, Other You, and the Multiverse: An Overview for the Recently Displaced. )

A few caveats to this post:

1. You probably won't like what I have to say.


2. Whatever it is, Stark? No.


3. I can't give you the best date for anything related to weddings, births, or other social functions. I'm not Miss Cleo.

Still here. Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated.

I remember no one. (Joking. I remember up to a point.)

Thanks to being super bored during lunch time (P.S. - Hi, where's my sandwich guy?), I now know from a sparse amount of timeline posts that Fury's a devoted cat dad.



I mean, wow, that is a metric shit ton of cat pics. So many that I changed the status to "in a relationship." 💕

Valkyrie. A word. I hear you're the one who knows the most about these powered fight clubs.

Hey everyone. I’m Peter. Parker? Peter Parker. From Queens. I’m Mr. Stark’s intern and he said I should post here cause I guess we’re all in the same boat? I’m from the other universe which was just…the worst remake of every bad apocalypse movie I've ever seen. Seriously. But I’m not dust in the wind here like that really old song and I got to catch an actual Pikachu, so this timeline's not that bad so far.

I can’t believe some of you are Avengers?? What’s that even like? How do you even

Anyway, hi! Um, how's everyone's day going?

[Drax/Gamora/Peter Quill]

I probably should have mentioned this before when the reality stone was freaking out, but most people around here don’t know I’m Spider-man? That would be so cool if you guys could keep that between us. It was pretty awesome working together! I can cross 'catching Pokemon with aliens' off my bucket list now.

Sorry about the reality thing. My bad.

I've just come from the end of the world. I'm not in entirely presentable condition. Maybe try not to bombard me with information.

But I figured I should - say hi, or something. If only so Dr. Strange doesn't have to lie to anyone about finding me in Central Park yesterday.

These past few weeks have been... Insightful to say the least, with the difference in celebrations, friendships, and even beverages.

Strawberry Acai with coconut is rather good.

[Director Nick Fury]

I was hoping to speak with you.

[Bucky]

How are you? I know I haven't popped over since we've been back so I just wanted to check in.

[Tony]

I hope you are being safe and smart on your vacation.

[Nat]

I'd love to take you up on that dinner, if you are still interested?

[Fury]

Any chance you could put in a good word and get this old woman a job?

I LIVE!!

Have you talked to Agent Romanoff?

Also...the "Guardians of the Galaxy" are now SHIELD agents, too. You're welcome.

[Fury]

Darcy Lewis, know anything about her?

[Bobbi]

Heard you're in charge of SHIELD now.

Hi. I'm Iron Man. And I'm here with a PSA to remind everyone about something really important.

That this exists: [video is viewable in this post]

So the next time you're feeling blue? Chin up soldier! You're just one click away from a pep talk.


At least this gig paid well.

There is a certain Captain who is having his 100th birthday in four days! This is deserving of a celebration with fireworks, barbecue, cornhole, the works! I realize that this is pretty last minute, and I even questioned if I could pull something together this close to the event. Turns out that yes. Yes I can! So ( YOU ARE INVITED! )

You'd think with everything that's been going on people would disengage from their cell phones long enough to realise that traffic moves when the light's green and, subsequently, people on the sidewalk stop so that they don't get hit.

Flying sharks not enough to make people pay attention to their surroundings? As long as we don't have another alien invasion, I'm betting human stupidity is what's going to end up wiping most of the people off this planet.

[Private: Fury]
Any more news on the secret SHIELD you're building?

Operation: Media Frenzy complete.

Agent Morse and I have incorporated numerous media messages on both coasts, attributing attacks (Thor might not have meant it, but it still caused significant damage) to weird weather patterns. Climate change is helpful for once.

We've also found an expert willing to go on TV and speak about the magnetic waves affecting people as a result of sun flares. This should cover why people are getting random memories. Although it's strongest between those aware of the parallel universes, there has been an increase in hospital visits with fugue-like symptoms. Hopefully this answers all of that, and people will ignore anything in the future. If not, we have a few other options we can use.

Some pieces I need:

1) A location. I have a wonderful couch. It does not do well for Agent Morse's reputation to continue to sleep on it when we have to work.

2) Equipment. Multiple cell phones and computers are fine between the two of us, but this lack of tech is disturbing.

3) Volcanoes. Do we know that these are a result of cosmic interference or is this natural weather?

Any answer would be appreciated.

Fury.

Okay, who went and pissed off Thor?

Nat - I think we're going to need some new lightbulbs

I don't feel so good. Does anyone else not feel so good?

Well, my rosa mundi are completely destroyed, drowned in that abrupt storm. You owe me roses, Thor!

Anyone else have an interesting night?

Well that's a thing. I guess Franken-Friday snagged that as part of the news algorithm and posted it before I could make an announcement.

Anyway! Yep. We're getting married. You're all invited. Everyone on here. Huge party afterward. And hopefully a honeymoon without ninjas, terrorists, robots, or anything else attacking. That'd be great.

While we're still in announcement mode, Nick Fury is rebooting Secret SHIELD to help the Secret Avengers with some of the more shady stuff going on lately (like those super bullets). Co-funded by me and Pep. It should help get new information flowing in. So if you're one of those cloak and dagger types, he's the man to talk at.

Grats, Fury. Don't get all mad dad at me anymore.

[private to Pepper]

Someone really took your press release and ran with it, didn't they?

Mockingbird -- Report.

Well, I had planned on only being in New York for a long weekend. Imagine my surprise.

Question: Does SHIELD exist in this place?