All right, people. Since we're stuck in this together, who needs a more permanent rent-free place to stay?
Shuri's been nice enough to set up a "Wakandan diplomatic residence" to help everyone out. Here it is
, with a grand total of 20 furnished apartments, so grab a roommate if you can. You provide on-site security, if needed. She's got dibs on the top two penthouses, to turn it into a science playground. While she's busy moving lab equipment and setting up shop, you're stuck with yours truly. I can feel how thrilled you are.
If you need a job, I'm hiring. Security personnel, tech support, snoozy office jobs, or lab work if you've got the qualifications. False I.D.s provided to Human Resources upon request. You didn't hear that from me (even if you did).
Comment if you want to hop on board this crazy train.