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Darcy Lewis ([info]snarkyintern) wrote in [info]avengers_net,
@ 2019-04-14 18:28:00

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Entry tags:- network, bobbi morse, carol danvers, clint barton, darcy lewis, drax, peter quill, steve rogers, tony stark

Who do I need to tase to make them let me see Jane?

Side note: where can I get a taser?

Also, hi. I got the spiel from the emo goth magic guy and I'm at the hospital and they won't let me in to see Jane and someone needs to fix that right now.


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[info]the_iron_man
2019-04-14 10:36 pm UTC (link)
Me.

Also me.

I thought emo goth guy was your ex someone else something something Asgard something. Dr. Strange is more like nerdy goth guy you wouldn't hang out with since he's in the library all of the time.

Hi, Lewis. Glad you're back. Gimme two shakes to make a call.

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[info]snarkyintern
2019-04-14 10:39 pm UTC (link)
You're gonna give me a taser so I can tase you with it? I thought you were supposed to be smart.

The only Asgardian I'd describe as an emo goth guy is Loki. OH god, he's not here, is he? He's the worst.

Oh, right, I suppose I should have mentioned that I don't remember being here though Stranger Things told me I was.

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[info]the_iron_man
2019-04-14 10:49 pm UTC (link)
Nope. I'm gonna give you a taser so you can taser other people with it. I thought you were smart. You don't tase the person who gives you free upgrades and signed your paychecks before.

Well. Technically Pep yells at HR and accounting and they do all that stuff.

He's here. No comment. He's not a bad guy now. He's one of ours. So, there's a comment. Followed by no further comment.

Oh. My. God. Stranger Things is the best nickname ever. Better than Gandalf, who was cranky anyway. And he's not nice enough to be a Dumbledore.

You're back to being my favorite person again. I'm waiting while they get their shit together. Gimme another minute.

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[info]snarkyintern
2019-04-14 10:52 pm UTC (link)
Technically, you answered my "who do I have to tase" question with "me" so, you know, just pointing that out.

You paid me? For what? Wait, do I want to know? I do look hella good in a short, plaid skirt.

He's also way too hot to be a Dumbledore. Unless we're talking young, Jude Law Dumbledore.

What does being your favorite get me?

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[info]the_trickster
2019-04-14 10:43 pm UTC (link)
Oh norns. Beg pardon. I meant to say hello, Miss Lewis, it's nice to

[lightly taps to erase it]

Damn you, Stark, for offering her a taser, you blithering idio

[finger pounds upon the back button of deletion]



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[info]thehoffs_twin
2019-04-15 12:19 am UTC (link)
Okay. A question.

If someone bought you Baja Rosa for your cheerios would you:

A) throw it at their head
B) eat the most disgusting bowl of cereal known to man

or

C) all of the above

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[info]snarkyintern
2019-04-15 12:21 am UTC (link)
Hmm, how much have I had to drink prior to this and/or am I hungover?

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2019-04-15 12:25 am UTC (link)
Legit didn't know you had a before or after

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[info]_shieldless_
2019-04-15 12:42 am UTC (link)
I think this post isn't my kind of thing. I'll just say hello and welcome.

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[info]snarkyintern
2019-04-15 12:49 am UTC (link)
What makes you say that?

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[info]_shieldless_
2019-04-15 12:54 am UTC (link)
Pretty much the entire conversation with Tony.

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[info]endingwars
2019-04-15 12:45 am UTC (link)
What's emo?

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[info]snarkyintern
2019-04-15 12:50 am UTC (link)
Short for emotional. It's terrible music that was really popular in the early 2000s.

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[info]endingwars
2019-04-15 12:54 am UTC (link)
Ooh okay, no wonder I didn't know it. Huh. I'll have to google it. That's a thing, right?

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[info]biology_degree
2019-04-15 12:50 am UTC (link)
Maudlin kids who dye their hair black, listen to perky songs that they think are moody and believe death is a beautiful thing. I'm convinced they've nailed the back of their hands to their foreheads as they sniffle about all their woes....as if they've seen anything beyond a clogged toilet.

But I'm not judgy!

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[info]endingwars
2019-04-15 12:55 am UTC (link)
Oh okay, so like an extreme version of grunge but with dark clothes. Got it. Yeah that sounds .. weird.

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[info]the_destroyer
2019-04-15 01:40 am UTC (link)
I know of you. You helped me find colorful protective nipple shields. I am Drax the Destroyer, and I am in your debt, funny little woman.

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[info]snarkyintern
2019-04-15 08:48 pm UTC (link)
I... do not know what to make of that, but 'sup?

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[info]the_destroyer
2019-04-15 08:54 pm UTC (link)
What does but sup mean. Is that like dining on ass?

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[info]cant_miss
2019-04-15 04:10 am UTC (link)
Welcome to the universe, Lewis.

I'm starting to regret not confiscating that taser off you back in NM and doing everybody a favor.

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[info]snarkyintern
2019-04-15 08:49 pm UTC (link)
And yet you all stole my iPod. How did that make sense?

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[info]cant_miss
2019-04-15 09:17 pm UTC (link)
An ipod is just a device to store data.

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[info]blackwidowbite
2019-04-15 08:05 pm UTC (link)
Welcome.

I'm not sure if we've met or not, but I see you know Tony and will let him fill in the most pressing concerns.

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[info]snarkyintern
2019-04-15 08:49 pm UTC (link)
I'm pretty sure I'd remember if I met you. I've seen you on TV though.

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[info]blackwidowbite
2019-04-15 09:14 pm UTC (link)
Ah, yes. That wasn't by choice. Hopefully the news didn't trash me too badly on air.

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