Just got off the phone with the Mayor. What they're not telling the public is that the "demons" aren't figurative but literal. They don't want to cause a panic. Which is weird to me because we know aliens exist now so why can't demons? I mean, Thor is a demi-god alien who is still worshipped, along with the other Asgardians. Don't get me started on that. Ok fine, twist my arm, but demons are still on a whole other level.

Time to suit up and hit a quinjet, portal, or Bifrost if you can help out. General coordinates are around 34.090259°N 118.291927°W

I'm guessing this is a magic thing, so maybe anyone who can do that stuff can track down the source.

Adding: If anyone needs help, give a shout out over the comms or to your comm buddy. Whoever's closest will help out.

Hello! It is I, Thor, Prince of Asgard, Lord of Thunder, Earth's Mightiest Avenger! I have been informed that this device will allow me to communicate with my allies. I am posting here to let you all know that I have arrived in Asgardia!

The Feast celebrating my return will begin shortly!

( Group Text to Nat, Yelena, & Bruce. )

( Text to Val )

Good to know my Madripoor contacts are all still present and accounted for.

Day 16: Rude awakenings.

The phrase The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco sprung to mind this morning, and then led me down a Google Rabbit Hole as I wondered, "Did Mark Twain really say this?"...

I haven't had a chance to spend a lot of time here. Is it weird that I'm looking forward to exploring? Things have been so insane over the last few weeks... What's a little more crazy piled on top?

After this text conversation

I have a situation I need your help with. It involves a lot of science.

[Secure Message to Natasha]

We need to talk. I think we have a problem.

This is certainly new. I'll be hanging around for a while, I guess. Don't worry, I'll try to make myself useful.

[Private to Sam Wilson]
You're in Madripoor? Stark said you had a dream about things that have just happened in my timeline. (Strangest thing I've ever said.)

[Private to Bucky]
You ready for this?


[Private to Zemo]
Step one toe out of line and you'll regret it.


[Private to Natasha & Yelena]
You two up for a little fun?


[Private to Pete Wisdom]
If you're not busy, I could use you and your girl as backup.


[Private to T'Challa]
I understand you have a safe house in Madripoor.

Что за черт? What the hell is this? I read the brochure but it doesn't make sense.