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Peter Quill is a Star-Lord. ([info]thehoffs_twin) wrote in [info]avengers_net,
@ 2019-03-12 14:15:00

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Entry tags:- network, clint barton, drax, jane foster, peter quill, tony stark

Aloooone again, in margaritavillleeeee ....

why is it never alone with better tasting booze? I'm trying to think of songs and it's like ..pina coladas? nah that's about love. milk and alcohol just sounds gross. and cold gin ... hm. that kinda tastses like pine cones.

COLD GIN IT IS


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[info]the_iron_man
2019-03-12 10:00 pm UTC (link)
There's songs about drinking pinecones. I mean gin.

You gonna be ok there, personal assistant? Need some time off to regroup?

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2019-03-12 10:51 pm UTC (link)
Is what i'm saying. It's a song. And it's still nasty.

Nah, but I'll be working at 2 am again if you need me.

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[info]the_iron_man
2019-03-12 11:01 pm UTC (link)
I'm kinda going home more often. For reasons. That if I said it right now, I'd be a total asshole so lets talk about drinking pine cones instead.

Have you ever tried Bitter Truth sloe gin? Because that's way better. I mean it is if I was enabling you which I'm not so here's a 80's meme to help since I'm all about helping. Because no way am I enabling anyone while impressionable teenage interns are on the network.



See? I helped.

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2019-03-13 02:02 am UTC (link)
Now I'm laughing AND crying. My body is so confused.

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[info]the_iron_man
2019-03-13 02:30 am UTC (link)
Good! Lets see if we can tip that scale over more.

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2019-03-13 07:32 pm UTC (link)
not as funny as the first one. your meme skills are lacking

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[info]the_iron_man
2019-03-14 05:38 pm UTC (link)
I can't go for that. Don't diss Hall & Oats. No can do.

Gotcha something:

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2019-03-14 10:36 pm UTC (link)
meirl

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[info]the_iron_man
2019-03-14 10:51 pm UTC (link)
You're so rustic.

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[info]the_iron_man
2019-03-12 11:58 pm UTC (link)
Guessing she's gone again. Sorry.

I've got a bottle of Bitter Truth at home. I'll ask Pep what the rules are about leaving it there for you in the lab, if you're working on scheduling emails or whatever at 2 AM.

Drink it at home though. Or Human Resources will tie you to railroad tracks while wearing top hats and fake mustaches.

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2019-03-13 02:03 am UTC (link)
This is why you're the best iron-boss.

And don't worry -- I can hide in my thermos like parents at their kid's school concerts. No one likes the sound of children singing.

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[info]the_iron_man
2019-03-13 02:34 am UTC (link)
Yeah, don't go getting mushy on me now. Pep said to give you rum because it's a happier drink because sugar. So I'll leave a bottle of that too.

Throw the thermos if you have to.

Not into that either. Singing kids are kinda creepy.

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2019-03-13 07:31 pm UTC (link)
triple thumbs up

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[info]the_destroyer
2019-03-12 10:02 pm UTC (link)
Do not worry, Quill. This time, I have obtained a box of the clean ex for when you are weeping.

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2019-03-12 10:49 pm UTC (link)
It's okay for men to cry, Drax. Why can't you understand that?!

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[info]the_destroyer
2019-03-12 10:51 pm UTC (link)
I'm helping. I got you clean ex. I did this because it is disconcerting to see a dude to leaking out of his eyes so much.

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2019-03-12 10:54 pm UTC (link)
Bah, whatever. You can't tell me you've never cried once in your entire life.

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[info]the_destroyer
2019-03-12 11:13 pm UTC (link)
I did not. My people do not cry. We internalize it all after unleashing a primal roar of rage and grief, and vow to kill that which has taken those whom we were bonded with.

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2019-03-13 02:04 am UTC (link)
I think your planet is full of angry, confused and literal people.

I never want to visit.

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[info]the_destroyer
2019-03-13 06:07 pm UTC (link)
My planet is only half full of angry, confused, and literal people due to Ronan and Thanos.

Into your face, Quill.

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2019-03-13 07:31 pm UTC (link)
That's the worst kind of correct -- technically correct. Yuck.

In YOUR face.

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[info]the_destroyer
2019-03-14 05:39 pm UTC (link)
UP your face.

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2019-03-14 10:36 pm UTC (link)
....down your face?

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[info]the_destroyer
2019-03-14 11:11 pm UTC (link)
Within your FACE.

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2019-03-15 02:44 pm UTC (link)
In the general vicinity of your face

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[info]science_fact
2019-03-13 12:51 am UTC (link)
I'm sorry for what happened but if you're wandering around drunk, stay out of my lab.

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2019-03-13 02:00 am UTC (link)
And miss the opportunity to wipe my butt everywhere? Pfffffft. It's like you don't even know me!

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[info]science_fact
2019-03-13 05:00 pm UTC (link)
Stay out. Of my lab.

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2019-03-13 07:30 pm UTC (link)
yah yah yah

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[info]cant_miss
2019-03-13 12:52 am UTC (link)
Never liked the pine tree taste myself.

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2019-03-13 02:00 am UTC (link)
Right?! Count on old white dudes to taste it and think it's delicious.

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[info]cant_miss
2019-03-13 03:18 pm UTC (link)
Whiskey it is.

Here's to Wanda. And to Nat.

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2019-03-13 07:30 pm UTC (link)
One out for the hoooomies.

Wanna get drunk? It's always better with someone else. I gots a house with killer sound and great tunes.

Oh and big tv. We like TV here.

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[info]cant_miss
2019-03-13 08:45 pm UTC (link)
Sounds like a bad idea but I'm all out of good ones. Why not.

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2019-03-14 10:37 pm UTC (link)
Buddy.

This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

[insert address] peace

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