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Peter Quill is a Star-Lord. ([info]thehoffs_twin) wrote in [info]avengers_net,
@ 2019-10-09 11:24:00

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Entry tags:- network, bobbi morse, darcy lewis, gamora, peter quill, tony stark, wanda maximoff

Holy eff bomb, guys.

I totally forgot about Hallowe'en (Thanks G!).

What are all you losers going as?

I'm going to wear no underwear and be the sexy version of me. It's going to be hot.


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[info]the_iron_man
2019-10-09 07:18 pm UTC (link)
I'm also going as me. Only more medieval.

Are you saying you're skipping out on "work" on Halloween? Because HR is probably going to want to talk to you about dress codes in the lab. I mean, even if I'm wearing my PJs, my butt's still covered. Literally and figuratively.

Also? Pretty sure a lot of us don't want to see your junk.

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2019-10-10 03:17 am UTC (link)
I said no underwear, I didn't say no pants.

What's wrong with you? Can't you read?

And I have nice junk. Manscaped and everything.

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[info]biology_degree
2019-10-11 12:46 am UTC (link)
But are you pedazzled?

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2019-10-11 04:42 pm UTC (link)
....

wait what?

I could have SEQUINS on my BALLS?!

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[info]biology_degree
2019-10-11 04:47 pm UTC (link)
ROFLMFAO!!!!

Yes. But more often is enhances a happy trail to your manscaping.

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2019-10-11 04:51 pm UTC (link)
I need to google this. And take Tony.

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[info]biology_degree
2019-10-11 04:57 pm UTC (link)
https://perezhilton.com/penazzling-now-available-for-men/

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2019-10-25 07:58 pm UTC (link)
Well. Now this has to be a thing.

Thanks Bobster!

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[info]biology_degree
2019-10-27 03:40 pm UTC (link)
Pics or it never happened.

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2019-10-27 03:43 pm UTC (link)
You wish. The sight would be so dazzling, the flash would be counter productive.

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[info]biology_degree
2019-10-27 03:46 pm UTC (link)
Then I guess it will never happen. All talk. Yawn.

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2019-10-31 05:30 pm UTC (link)
.....

Hm.

I'm going to get back to you on this one.

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[info]the_iron_man
2019-10-11 01:17 am UTC (link)
With you, I wouldn't put it past you. I've seen you come into work hungover, remember?

About as good as you can, when you effed up yesterday's sandwich order and didn't even go to the same deli as before. What's the matter? Afraid your side-girl at the sammich shop might get ginsu'd by your green space GF?

Gross.

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2019-10-11 04:42 pm UTC (link)
Okay, so ONE TIME I forget a shirt under my jacket and you never let me live it down. Why you gotta hate on me like that?

Variety is the spice of life. I can't help if it this one doesn't believe in salt.

Yes. A 100000 times yes. She is terrifying.

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[info]snarkyintern
2019-10-11 09:37 am UTC (link)
You're always the sexy version of you.

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2019-10-11 04:40 pm UTC (link)
Daaaw. You're sweet.

Also, I should probably tell you that I have a girlfriend again.

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[info]snarkyintern
2019-10-11 08:59 pm UTC (link)
Yeah? Is she hot? What are her thoughts on threesomes?

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[info]blowkissfiregun
2019-10-14 09:12 pm UTC (link)
Hello. She had an odd education, she was not exactly taught to share.

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[info]snarkyintern
2019-10-14 11:19 pm UTC (link)
So that's a yes on the hot. Sad about the lack of sharing.

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[info]blowkissfiregun
2019-10-15 12:33 am UTC (link)
Sorry to disappoint.

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[info]snarkyintern
2019-10-15 12:34 am UTC (link)
Somehow I'll manage to live with it.

I'm Darcy.

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[info]blowkissfiregun
2019-10-15 12:44 am UTC (link)
Good to hear.

Gamora.

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[info]snarkyintern
2019-10-15 11:31 am UTC (link)
Nice to meet you.

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2019-10-25 07:58 pm UTC (link)
I think she would stab you for suggesting that.

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[info]snarkyintern
2019-10-26 03:41 pm UTC (link)
Nah, we're totally on our way to being besties.

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2019-10-26 05:23 pm UTC (link)
.....okay that just made my head explode.

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[info]snarkyintern
2019-10-27 05:29 pm UTC (link)
Is that a bad thing?

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2019-10-31 05:30 pm UTC (link)
No? Yes? Maybe? I don't know lol

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[info]hexx
2019-10-11 04:39 pm UTC (link)
I am going as a cranky pregnant lady who has to pee all the time.

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2019-10-11 04:41 pm UTC (link)
Can I buy you a She Wee? A Go Girl? OOH A Shenis!!

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[info]hexx
2019-10-11 04:42 pm UTC (link)
What are these things?

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2019-10-11 04:43 pm UTC (link)
A way to help women pee in public. I mean, I guess for CAMPING PURPOSES but public urination is more fun.

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[info]hexx
2019-10-11 04:45 pm UTC (link)
You are very sweet, but I'll just settle for having to know where the bathroom is wherever I go.

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2019-10-11 04:51 pm UTC (link)
I mean, that's a less exciting and illegal option, sure.

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[info]hexx
2019-10-11 04:54 pm UTC (link)
I have not been very exciting lately so it fits. But I found out I am having twin boys so you can teach them all about peeing in public.

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2019-10-11 04:56 pm UTC (link)
Oh man

Oh yes

Oh Uncle Peter has so many plaaans.

Make sure they have short names so I can teach them to spell their names in snow. Or maybe just give them a crap ton of water beforehand...

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[info]hexx
2019-10-11 05:00 pm UTC (link)
I will take name-spelling in snow into consideration as I brainstorm what to call them.

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2019-10-11 05:03 pm UTC (link)
Thumbs up, man!

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[info]blowkissfiregun
2019-10-14 09:11 pm UTC (link)
Am I G? I'm reduced to an initial now?

The sexy version of you is you it needs not forego protective underwear, you know.

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2019-10-25 07:59 pm UTC (link)
Of course not. You are a million letters. All the letters. All the alphabet. It's just ... Gamora. It's a long name. Don't you have a nickname?

<3 You wanna protect my junk, huh? Love it.

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