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Tweak says, "Plop plop, fizz fizz!"

Tony Stark is characteristically hyperverbal. (the_iron_man) wrote in avengers_net,
@ 2021-01-16 04:39:00

Entry tags:

- text, christine palmer, peter quill, tony stark

Group Text to Peter Quill and Dr. Palmer

(1) Friday told me that Drax hasn't returned after telling her he was going to get something to eat.

(2) Pinged his phone. He's in a nearby park but not answering: [coordinates link]

(3) Quill, want to go make sure he's all right while med clinic is on standby?

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	thehoffs_twin 2021-01-18 11:32 pm UTC (link)
	(1) On it!! 20 mins later (1) Okay, someone needs to get this guy on a diet. He's heavy as fuck and also passed out as fuck. I had to convince the cops that he wasn't a homeless vagrant which was like fucking impossible considering he refuses to wear a fucking shirt. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ohgodno 2021-01-18 11:32 pm UTC (link)
	(1) Don't move him! I'll be right there. I'll ask Stephen to portal me or something, and we'll get Drax back asap. Did he look like he was breathing? Can you tell me anything? And if you say he's blue, I'm going to lose it on you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thehoffs_twin 2021-01-18 11:34 pm UTC (link)
	(1) Fine but do pigeons have diseases? I think they're starting to roost on him. (2) Also, I'm hungry. (3) Oh right, you wanted to know how he is. I dunno. Looks like he's sleeping, honestly. No marks, nothing. Just like he flopped over and decided to nap in the middle of wherever which honestly, isn't too over the top for him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2021-01-19 12:56 am UTC (link)
	(1) I texted Strange too and he said he opened a portal to the clinic. (2) I'm hungry too. (3) Also worried about Nap Man since that seems like some previously unknown "superpower" too. This happen a lot? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

thehoffs_twin
2021-01-19 04:27 pm UTC (link)

(1) I'll get us some sandwiches. Are you allowed to eat real food now? Doc, I'll grab you some too.

(2) Nap powers seem like the dumbest thing in the world, but at the same time ... it's a real thing. We sometimes would only get a few hours here or there, or maybe even a few minutes. It's important to just pass out when you can...but never in public like this. That's not safe. And Drax may be an idiot, but this seems stupider than usual.

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	the_iron_man 2021-01-19 10:26 pm UTC (link)
	(1) Look. This universe is trying to kill us all already. Get me a cheesburger. (2) Wild question here but it is normal for him to take naps and not wake up? (Reply to this) (Parent)