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Tony Stark is characteristically hyperverbal. ([info]the_iron_man) wrote in [info]avengers_net,
@ 2019-04-04 18:07:00

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Entry tags:- network, clint barton, jane foster, natasha romanoff, peggy carter, pepper potts, peter quill, thor odinson, tony stark

Wow, Fury. You didn't even bother to change your passwords.

Don't worry. I fixed all of your social media handles for you.



And then I posted sexy pics.





Don't worry, I finished all of my homework with only 3 cups of java today. I designed an artificial heart, flew in for that tux fitting, ate a poke bowl, bottled some more booze for Asgard, and mocked up those cat drones to herd cats. ezpz


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[info]thehoffs_twin
2019-04-05 01:18 am UTC (link)
...why would you eat a pokemon? That sounds cruel and horrible and I would never do that if I could have kept my Squirtle.

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[info]the_iron_man
2019-04-05 01:24 am UTC (link)
I guess you're never too old to play with your Squirtle.

Anyway. That's not what that is. It's Hawaiian.

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2019-04-05 03:10 am UTC (link)
RUDE

And what, pokemon can't be hawaiian? I bet they'd eat pineapple, if you gave them a chance.

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[info]the_iron_man
2019-04-05 03:24 am UTC (link)
RUDE that you think I'd eat a pokemon. BTW? I need another poke bowl.

I have something to say about pineapple.



I said it with a picture.

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2019-04-05 04:00 am UTC (link)
Hey, unfair! You know I cant figure out how to make pictures work on this thing.

Unless it's boobs.

VV <-- witch tits (hee hee)

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(no subject) - [info]the_iron_man, 2019-04-05 04:19 am UTC

[info]tordenguden
2019-04-05 02:36 am UTC (link)
...there is much about this post that I do not understand.

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[info]the_iron_man
2019-04-05 02:40 am UTC (link)
All good, big guy. Here's the rundown. Fury loves cats. The internet loves cats. That's why there's so many cat pictures on the net.

Including pictures like this, that I also posted on his Twitter.



Sharing is caring, Point Break.

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[info]tordenguden
2019-04-05 03:00 am UTC (link)
I see no purpose for the cat to wear a bathing garment. Do cats not loathe water?

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[info]the_iron_man
2019-04-05 03:02 am UTC (link)
It's a bra. You know, what Earth ladies wear to make the girls perky.

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[info]tordenguden
2019-04-05 03:09 am UTC (link)
But women are generally even-tempered. Is this garment imbued with magic then?

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(no subject) - [info]the_iron_man, 2019-04-05 03:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tordenguden, 2019-04-05 03:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_iron_man, 2019-04-05 03:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tordenguden, 2019-04-05 03:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_iron_man, 2019-04-05 04:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hisonething, 2019-04-05 04:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_iron_man, 2019-04-05 06:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hisonething, 2019-04-06 01:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_iron_man, 2019-04-06 01:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hisonething, 2019-04-06 03:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_iron_man, 2019-04-06 07:42 pm UTC

[info]science_fact
2019-04-05 02:41 am UTC (link)
Same honestly.

Except poke bowl. You know what that is. Remember that raw fish dish we had in Hawaii?

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[info]the_iron_man
2019-04-05 02:49 am UTC (link)
Why ask why? Take this with you.

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[info]tordenguden
2019-04-05 02:59 am UTC (link)
Oh, that's correct, I'd forgotten about the food. I was occupied with other things, if I remember.

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[info]science_fact
2019-04-05 03:15 am UTC (link)
Yes you were. Like that storm.

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[info]tordenguden
2019-04-05 03:38 am UTC (link)
And you.

We should go back, my love.

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(no subject) - [info]science_fact, 2019-04-05 04:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tordenguden, 2019-04-05 09:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]science_fact, 2019-04-06 12:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_iron_man, 2019-04-06 04:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]science_fact, 2019-04-06 05:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_iron_man, 2019-04-06 05:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]science_fact, 2019-04-06 05:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]science_fact, 2019-04-06 05:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_iron_man, 2019-04-06 05:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]science_fact, 2019-04-06 08:26 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]science_fact, 2019-04-06 08:46 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]science_fact, 2019-04-06 08:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_iron_man, 2019-04-06 08:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tordenguden, 2019-04-06 07:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]science_fact, 2019-04-06 07:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_iron_man, 2019-04-06 08:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tordenguden, 2019-04-06 08:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_iron_man, 2019-04-06 08:37 pm UTC

[info]blackwidowbite
2019-04-05 02:57 am UTC (link)
Cat drones! I win at life.

I wonder if we're getting new Eevelutions in the new Pokemon games.

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[info]the_iron_man
2019-04-05 03:04 am UTC (link)
Not it! You started it.

I didn't know you played those. I suddenly don't feel so bad having that I had that Pikachu on my desk, with Thor's name scribbled on it with Sharpie pen.

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[info]blackwidowbite
2019-04-05 03:06 am UTC (link)
Don't care. Cat drones win at life.

I need something to do to while away the time on missions and when stuck in between things.

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[info]the_iron_man
2019-04-05 03:11 am UTC (link)
Cat drones that look like cats win at everything. It's pretty terrifying. I've been chasing interns, minus my intern, all day with them.

Waitwaitwait. You mean you're checking your Pokemon in between garroting baddies?

Processing.


Yeah, I can see you doing that. Along with checking one of those swipe apps to set up people on dates.

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[info]blackwidowbite
2019-04-05 03:23 am UTC (link)
I hope they're earning hazard pay. Or whatever you call dealing with your inventive brain on a daily basis pay.

Sometimes you're entirely too much like a computer.

That one depends on how adventurous I want to be that day. Otherwise, I just rely on my memory and previous intel I've gathered to do the suggesting face to face.

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(no subject) - [info]the_iron_man, 2019-04-05 03:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]blackwidowbite, 2019-04-05 03:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_iron_man, 2019-04-05 03:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]blackwidowbite, 2019-04-05 04:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_iron_man, 2019-04-05 04:10 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]the_iron_man, 2019-04-05 06:59 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]the_iron_man, 2019-04-05 07:09 pm UTC
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[info]theagentcarter
2019-04-06 04:12 am UTC (link)
Bloody hell, Tony.

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[info]the_iron_man
2019-04-06 04:19 am UTC (link)
Which part? The Nick Furry, cat dad, or the sexy kitty pic?

Now I'm gonna give you this.

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[info]theagentcarter
2019-04-06 04:26 am UTC (link)
Is that not a 'draw me like one of your french girls' photo?

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[info]the_iron_man
2019-04-06 04:27 am UTC (link)
You are my favorite only not-a-real (but that's ok) aunt ever. Did you know that?

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[info]theagentcarter
2019-04-06 04:28 am UTC (link)
Oh good so I did that correctly then?

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(no subject) - [info]the_iron_man, 2019-04-06 04:33 am UTC

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