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Peter Quill is a Star-Lord. ([info]thehoffs_twin) wrote in [info]avengers_net,
@ 2019-08-25 16:30:00

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Entry tags:- network, bobbi morse, darcy lewis, peter quill, wanda maximoff

Peter Shark, doo doo doo doo doo
Peter Shark, doo doo doo doo doo
Peter Shark, doo doo doo doo doo
Peter Shark


I can dig it. I don't know how this happened, and I don't know if I wanna know but now I'm suddenly attracting single moms and we all know they put out, soooooo..

Player shark....


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[info]snarkyintern
2019-08-26 11:23 pm UTC (link)
You are completely ridiculous.

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2019-08-26 11:55 pm UTC (link)
But you wanna get in my pants so I'm doing something right!

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[info]snarkyintern
2019-08-26 11:56 pm UTC (link)
Been there, done that.

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2019-08-26 11:57 pm UTC (link)
...ouch. I felt that burn on my balls.

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Peter | Darcy
[info]snarkyintern
2019-08-26 11:59 pm UTC (link)
Want me to kiss them and make them better?

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Peter | Darcy
[info]thehoffs_twin
2019-08-29 03:41 pm UTC (link)
You know all the right things to say.

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Peter | Darcy
[info]snarkyintern
2019-08-29 10:22 pm UTC (link)
I try.

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[info]biology_degree
2019-08-27 06:30 pm UTC (link)
Wow. LOL

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2019-08-27 10:10 pm UTC (link)
Am I wrong??

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[info]biology_degree
2019-08-27 10:20 pm UTC (link)
I don't know any single moms.

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2019-08-29 03:36 pm UTC (link)
I know too many ;) Intimately.

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[info]biology_degree
2019-08-29 05:34 pm UTC (link)
You over-share.

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2019-08-29 05:35 pm UTC (link)
Not a thing.

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[info]biology_degree
2019-08-29 05:37 pm UTC (link)
Definitely a thing.

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2019-08-29 05:38 pm UTC (link)
You're not the thing police.

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[info]biology_degree
2019-08-29 05:47 pm UTC (link)
Oh I police the Thing. Trust me.

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2019-08-29 07:44 pm UTC (link)
You can't handle my things.

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[info]biology_degree
2019-08-30 03:24 pm UTC (link)
I've handled things much bigger than yours.

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2019-09-03 04:21 pm UTC (link)
But not sexier than mine.

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[info]biology_degree
2019-09-03 07:54 pm UTC (link)
Wow your ego

Yeah ok. Your thing is sexy.

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2019-09-09 01:54 am UTC (link)
\o/

I'm counting that as a win.

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[info]biology_degree
2019-09-09 02:13 am UTC (link)
It's as close as you're gonna get.

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[info]hexx
2019-08-27 10:14 pm UTC (link)
How do you know they put out?

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2019-08-29 03:40 pm UTC (link)
Cuz they got kids.

Only one woman in history could play the immaculate conception card and she did and ruined it for everyone else.

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[info]hexx
2019-08-29 03:42 pm UTC (link)
That does not mean all single moms want to sleep with you specifically. Maybe they have taste. ;)

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2019-08-29 03:45 pm UTC (link)
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SNAAAAAAAAAAAP

You got bite, girl. Love it.

Also -- fuck you, I'm amazing and everyone wants me.

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[info]hexx
2019-08-29 03:47 pm UTC (link)
I do not want you, but don't take it personally.

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2019-08-29 03:48 pm UTC (link)
You'll get there but yeah, no offense but I don't want you either.

So hey, glad we got this conversation out of the way. Would've been way more awkward if we took our time with it.

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[info]hexx
2019-08-29 03:54 pm UTC (link)
I guarantee I will not get there. You make that very easy to promise.

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2019-08-29 04:05 pm UTC (link)
Now I think I might be hurt and will need ice cream at 3 am.

Being all knocked up, does that mean you want ice cream all the time?? (also, congrats by the way)

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[info]hexx
2019-08-29 04:07 pm UTC (link)
I also coincidentally will want ice cream at 3 am.

But yes, it does. Very specific kinds too. And I like drinking pickle juice from the jar (and thank you).

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2019-08-29 04:08 pm UTC (link)
So don't forget to text me, crazy girl!!!

I heard that drinking pickle juice is like ...mosquito repellent.

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[info]hexx
2019-08-29 04:10 pm UTC (link)
Can I just plan to come over at 3 am? I will bring plenty of sundae necessities.

Is it? Well, I guess not even the mosquitoes will want me, then.

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2019-08-29 05:36 pm UTC (link)
Duh!

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Oh shit, that reminds me -- I have a key for you. Anytime you don't want to be alone, just come over. We have extra rooms anyways. I know what it's like to be left behind ... just fucking come, okay? Don't argue this either.

And that's bullshit -- you're totally want-able. This stupid fucking universe is what's to blame, not you.

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[info]hexx
2019-08-29 05:39 pm UTC (link)
Thank you, Peter. You are much sweeter than your outward misogyny suggests, I know this. But I won't tell anyone.

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2019-08-29 05:43 pm UTC (link)
I'm also sexist.

And thanks. I have a rep to uphold. Besides, no one would believe you anyways so there!

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[info]hexx
2019-08-29 05:46 pm UTC (link)
No, they would not. But you are a good friend.

So good of a friend you will help me change diapers when the time comes?

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2019-08-29 07:36 pm UTC (link)
Mi casa es su casa.

I will change diapers if you tell me what the hell to do. Can't smell worse than living in a ship with Drax.

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