Just got off the phone with the Mayor. What they're not telling the public is that the "demons" aren't figurative but literal. They don't want to cause a panic. Which is weird to me because we know aliens exist now so why can't demons? I mean, Thor is a demi-god alien who is still worshipped, along with the other Asgardians. Don't get me started on that. Ok fine, twist my arm, but demons are still on a whole other level.

Time to suit up and hit a quinjet, portal, or Bifrost if you can help out. General coordinates are around 34.090259°N 118.291927°W

I'm guessing this is a magic thing, so maybe anyone who can do that stuff can track down the source.

Adding: If anyone needs help, give a shout out over the comms or to your comm buddy. Whoever's closest will help out.

[Texts to Remy LeBeau]

-- I don't know if you're even getting these.
-- But what the hell is going on?

I see that from this news feed that more super soldiers are being created. Nothing like your Steve Rogers. This is to be expected. People are known to dabble for profit.

I have connections. Personal connections none of you have. I may be able to help with this problem.

Before it grows worse.

So I find myself in a new room now. One place one moment then new place the next. Not that I have complaints. New room seems much better than old place. I am tired of being kept in a cage and controlled.

I went outside for a walk and the smell is interesting. Like coffee grounds. The trash cans are overflowing with food which seems like waste. People sometimes clean up after their dogs and sometimes do not. Now I will figure out what to do here. Maybe try a coffee that has iced cubes in it, but I will not let them take me back.

So I have returned and it appears as if this universe is not finished with me yet. Much has changed since my last foray - some good (traveling to and from Wakanda is infinitely more convenient; I appreciate the ease of the gateway even if Shuri continues to vet my clothing choices before I make the trip) and some not so good.

I have heard tale that the rat responsible for my father's death is among you now. I will have his head on a pike by lunchtime. Do not attempt to stop me.

I do not know how I suddenly arrived here from the prison in Berlin.

The virtual assistant has been very helpful. Although she tells me that access is "restricted" and I must remain in this "designated space."


Avengers. It has been a while.

I have an important announcement to make.

Steve has decided to retire from the superhero life. He's giving up the Captain America mantle and is no longer living in the tower.

Uhh Hey, I'm Bucky. I guess I'm back here again. Somehow.

[private to Steve and Sam]

What the hell. I'm in Tony's building now? Some other me wasn't staying here before, or was he?

I'm not even gonna bother questioning how I was in L.A. one minute and NYC the next. To be honest, I've seen weirder things.

Anyway, I'm Nico. Hey.

Laissez les bon temps rouler!

Hey guys!

So here's the reality -- I am your only medical doctor right now. Stephen counts technically but we all know he has horrible bedside manner, and I'm much more approachable. I am worried that in the event of a whatever (which could be anything because reasons), we don't have any field medics. For that reason, I'm offering a first aid course next week where we can go over some basic first aid, field dressings, and maybe amputations for those keeners ;)

Jokes aside, let me know if you're interested or if you have any prior medical experience. I could also use an assistant, nursing or admin, and I'm okay if you have no experience or are still a teenager. In fact, I prefer a teenager because they don't know labour laws yet. Haaaaaa, kidding again. Seriously guys, help me out here so I don't joke myself to death.

<3

Hello there, ladies and gentlemen. I'm Remy LeBeau, born and bred in New Orleans. Currently living the life of luxury in this fine establishment.

Been in Genosha for a while and I can only try to charm Friday so much before I require the pleasure of physical company. Anyone want to show me the sights?

Left outside Fury's door around 5pm today is a plate of homemade classic beignets.

I'm disappointed in all of you for varying reasons.

Especially Tony.

Come on people -- do we really need to go through this every year?

Yeah well. That happened.

Fine, maybe I shouldn't have nanobot'd a suit of armor into my bone marrow. But like I told her, there's no takebacksies now that it's in there.

[Texts to MJ]

›› SOS
›› School emergency
›› Are you free tonight?

[Team Science + Sam Wilson]

Hi, so...Sam said I should talk to you about this. I have this power and I don't really know anything about where it really comes from or what it is. But I know I'm not like the people who are from Genosha at least I don't think?, and it's not alien, I'm pretty sure. It's a kind of energy, or lightforce, and I can use it to make daggers. He thought y'all might be able to figure it out.

Good news: I have a new phone.

Bad news: I spent all afternoon taking apart the head on the Benetar to get the old one back.

Just an update on "Mission learn about Terran culture"

• Swayze is still better than the Bachelor. Sorry Darcy, I tried.
  
• I have met Earth's greatest hero, and his name is Skywalker.
  
• Modern art makes me feel like stabbing something with my sword. Next time I get the bright idea to go to a museum, we can visit the Collector.
  
• Crepes are the best invention on this planet. Change my mind.
  
• Sam, you were right about communicating. But I was not prepared for how difficult it is.
  

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( Star-Lord )

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( Nebula )

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( Dr. Palmer )

This Friday, at sundown, begins the observance of Rosh Hashanah, the Jewish new year. I'll be celebrating with traditional foods in the common area if anyone wishes to join me.

I guess I should have said something when I got here but hi, I'm Scott. Most of you know me anyway so I'm not sure why I'm doing this. I have not gotten arrested, beaten up, or done anything weird since I've been here which is pretty unusual especially if you know me.

I have never known so many people to water a fern in a building in my life. and don't think I'll ever forget, Wisdom, you put a cigarette out in me. And Gamora. Really. A protein drink? i hate all of you so fucking much you don't even know how much i am enjoying this

While I am still going to be down and out for a while yet, um, if any of y'all have questions for me, I'm ... ready to try to answer some of them - though I still don't know how useful I'll be. Maybe there's some way to fix this, too, because not touching anyone kind of sucks.

Dr. Strange explained what's going on and I'm still not sure I'm following, but this morning it was nighttime in 2017, I walked down the block, and suddenly it was morning in 2024, so...I'll go with it for now.

So hey, I'm Tandy.

Are there really Avengers here?